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hes actually really douchy and was really mean when i get pregnant and called me a mean name lol but he said sorry...

but.... he is cute in person....

I wish Kanzen were here so we could bang off a Pentafecta.

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Originally posted by Ramsann

hes actually really douchy and was really mean when i get pregnant and called me a mean name lol but he said sorry...

but.... he is cute in person....

It sounds like he's going to give you the kind of uncomfortable...back-seat-of-a-volkswagen style loving you so desperately need right now.

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Originally posted by Ramsann

hes actually really douchy and was really mean when i get pregnant and called me a mean name lol but he said sorry...

but.... he is cute in person....

SHOCKING!



Of course, the mean pregs comment was proabbly just cuz he jelly and thought you were going to not be dtf or anything anymore or something. you know how bros do. but now he thinks he has a shot again, so he's gonna say sorry and all the nice pretty thing like, "Sorry" and "I miss you" and blah blah and sends you nice things like lovely greeting cards:

im scared of sex!

I thought he looked pretty good, but i won't lie.... i was kind of put off by the star tattoo


Also, if he's douchey i'd probably just find some other hot guy. You're young and hot, there will be plenty of good looking guys who want to bone (or play cards or something.... since you're scared of the sex).

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Originally posted by Ramsann

hes actually really douchy and was really mean when i get pregnant and called me a mean name lol but he said sorry...

but.... he is cute in person....

*sigh*

Part of that you need to pay attention to. And the other part you need to drown in a pool of lawnmowers.

Don't go for the douchey guy. That's going to end exactly like everyone in the world already knows it's going to end.

"He's cute." So's a fucking puppy. And you can score those for like 20 bucks. And they're a lot less likely to cheat on you with the rest of the Southwestern female population and, judging by that ribbon belt, a brother or two.

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Originally posted by Ramsann

im scared of sex!

Sometimes douchy guys have a kind heart..and just act that way because they're scared of getting hurt...because they're so full of love.

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Originally posted by FeFeHumHum

I thought he looked pretty good, but i won't lie.... i was kind of put off by the star tattoo

Gives floozies something to focus on while he's giving them a protein shake.

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Originally posted by Honda_X

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Gives floozies something to focus on while he's giving them a protein shake.

One of my friends has "Respect" tattooed above his dick.

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Originally posted by Honda_X

Sometimes douchy guys have a kind heart..and just act that way because they're scared of getting hurt...because they're so full of love.

hits close to home, dunnit?



Also, I'm pretty sure puppies cost a helluva lot more than $20.

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Originally posted by Bangledesh

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One of my friends has "Respect" tattooed above his dick.

That probably is a conversation starter.

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Originally posted by EricLindros

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Sometimes douchy guys have a kind heart..and just act that way because they're scared of getting hurt...because they're so full of love.

hits close to home, dunnit?
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Here's one for the B-dawg....buck up, bro.

The last few days of @Dadboner's twitter feed have been pretty good:

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Really lookin' forward to the weekend, you guys.

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Ken didn't show up for work again today. Nosey Lady said he took some personal days. Kinda concerning. He must be drinkin' so hard.

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Might have to stop by Ken's pad tonight. Bring some cold ones. Have a real guy to guy. Ken's an alright guy. Just seems kinda mixed up.

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Happy Friday to ya, you guys. Had a weird stop by at Ken's last night. Kinda concerning for all parties involved.

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Drank a few cold ones in the 'Bring on the way to Ken's. Wanted to be loose and conversational. Ken wasn't home. Just his Oo La La wife.

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Asked if Ken was home. Ken's wife said, "Who cares. But you can wait." Got my dirty 30 of Busch. Perfect for an all night guy to guy.

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Told Ken's wife I needed to use the john. She said, "Try the yard, Gary." Told her, "I'm Karl." She said, "whatever." Seemed bombed.

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After I whizzed behind Ken's garage, I went back in. Ken's wife had a bottle of vodka out. Said, "You a shot guy, Gary?" Said, "I'm a man."

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Musta pounded 5 Mountains and 3 shots with Ken's wife waitin' for Ken. Sat down next to me on the couch. Started playin' with my pony.

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Ken's wife said, "Gary, Ken's not comin' home tonight." Unbuttoned her blouse. Started breathin' all weird. Thought she might be sick?

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Ken's wife took shot and just grabbed right at my guy crotch. Almost passed out. Didn't know what to do. My vibe must be outta control.

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When a babe is goes at your peener & veggies through jean shorts, the carnal passions possibilities have the heat of a thousand suns.

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I didn't wanna do it, but all that Busch and the shots had me crazy from the heat. So I headed for Ken's wife's mountains.

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I knew it was wrong, but I didn't wanna be right. My K-Money swag was firin' at 1,000% and...

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...I don't remember much. It was just such a blur... ...but I went all the way with Ken's Oo La La wife. Right there on the sofa.

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After we had consensual carnal passions, Ken's wife slapped me in the face and said, "Ken WILL be home soon. Get out, you piece of sh*t."

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Don't know why Ken's wife slapped me or called me a bad word. Must be somethin' from Sex in The City or that Grey book babe's read?

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Almost crashed the 'Bring 3 times on the way home. So out of it. Passed out on the kitchen floor with a bottle of Jim. Like a weird dream.

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Signed my divorce papers and dropped them off this mornin' under Ann's door. Put, "Have a neat summer, Karl Welzein." Seemed casual?

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Leavin' work. Feel like I need to drink a thousand beers right now, you guys.

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Really hurtin'. Feel like I drank a thousand beers last night, you guys.

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Mighta made a mistake goin' all the way with carnal passions on Ken's Oo La La wife. Feel kinda used. I'm prime rib. Feel like burger meat.

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I'm pretty much the #1 bad boy partier in the Flint area, and babes crave my bod 24/7, but Ken's wife crossed the line. She's in the wrong.

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Wonder if Ken and his wife are into some weird adults only lifestyle? We made it all natural. Kinda concerning. Don't want peener sores.

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When you're one on one with a babe, and the heat is set to a thousand degrees, it's still important to man bag your peener, you guys.

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Didn't tell anyone 'bout my rendezvous with Ken's wife. Just hope it goes away with the help of BL 'Nums and some DDD. Like a warm blanket.

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BL 'Nums were pretty much built for times like when you accidentally got carnally taken advantage of, all the way, with a co-worker's wife.

Shit that took a long time to copy-paste.

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Originally posted by Honda_X

Here's one for the B-dawg....buck up, bro.

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Saw that on Reddit a few days back, I think.

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Originally posted by EricLindros

The last few days of [ Link ]'s twitter feed have been pretty good:

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Really lookin' forward to the weekend, you guys.

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Ken didn't show up for work again today. Nosey Lady said he took some personal days. Kinda concerning. He must be drinkin' so hard.

Quote:

Might have to stop by Ken's pad tonight. Bring some cold ones. Have a real guy to guy. Ken's an alright guy. Just seems kinda mixed up.

Quote:

Happy Friday to ya, you guys. Had a weird stop by at Ken's last night. Kinda concerning for all parties involved.

Quote:

Drank a few cold ones in the 'Bring on the way to Ken's. Wanted to be loose and conversational. Ken wasn't home. Just his Oo La La wife.

Quote:

Asked if Ken was home. Ken's wife said, "Who cares. But you can wait." Got my dirty 30 of Busch. Perfect for an all night guy to guy.

Quote:

Told Ken's wife I needed to use the john. She said, "Try the yard, Gary." Told her, "I'm Karl." She said, "whatever." Seemed bombed.

Quote:

After I whizzed behind Ken's garage, I went back in. Ken's wife had a bottle of vodka out. Said, "You a shot guy, Gary?" Said, "I'm a man."

Quote:

Musta pounded 5 Mountains and 3 shots with Ken's wife waitin' for Ken. Sat down next to me on the couch. Started playin' with my pony.

Quote:

Ken's wife said, "Gary, Ken's not comin' home tonight." Unbuttoned her blouse. Started breathin' all weird. Thought she might be sick?

Quote:

Ken's wife took shot and just grabbed right at my guy crotch. Almost passed out. Didn't know what to do. My vibe must be outta control.

Quote:

When a babe is goes at your peener & veggies through jean shorts, the carnal passions possibilities have the heat of a thousand suns.

Quote:

I didn't wanna do it, but all that Busch and the shots had me crazy from the heat. So I headed for Ken's wife's mountains.

Quote:

I knew it was wrong, but I didn't wanna be right. My K-Money swag was firin' at 1,000% and...

Quote:

...I don't remember much. It was just such a blur... ...but I went all the way with Ken's Oo La La wife. Right there on the sofa.

Quote:

After we had consensual carnal passions, Ken's wife slapped me in the face and said, "Ken WILL be home soon. Get out, you piece of sh*t."

Quote:

Don't know why Ken's wife slapped me or called me a bad word. Must be somethin' from Sex in The City or that Grey book babe's read?

Quote:

Almost crashed the 'Bring 3 times on the way home. So out of it. Passed out on the kitchen floor with a bottle of Jim. Like a weird dream.

Quote:

Signed my divorce papers and dropped them off this mornin' under Ann's door. Put, "Have a neat summer, Karl Welzein." Seemed casual?

Quote:

Leavin' work. Feel like I need to drink a thousand beers right now, you guys.

Quote:

Really hurtin'. Feel like I drank a thousand beers last night, you guys.

Quote:

Mighta made a mistake goin' all the way with carnal passions on Ken's Oo La La wife. Feel kinda used. I'm prime rib. Feel like burger meat.

Quote:

I'm pretty much the #1 bad boy partier in the Flint area, and babes crave my bod 24/7, but Ken's wife crossed the line. She's in the wrong.

Quote:

Wonder if Ken and his wife are into some weird adults only lifestyle? We made it all natural. Kinda concerning. Don't want peener sores.

Quote:

When you're one on one with a babe, and the heat is set to a thousand degrees, it's still important to man bag your peener, you guys.

Quote:

Didn't tell anyone 'bout my rendezvous with Ken's wife. Just hope it goes away with the help of BL 'Nums and some DDD. Like a warm blanket.

Quote:

BL 'Nums were pretty much built for times like when you accidentally got carnally taken advantage of, all the way, with a co-worker's wife.

Shit that took a long time to copy-paste.

I lol'd at "My K-Money swag was firin' at 1,000%"

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Originally posted by Ramsann

im scared of sex!

You know, never really thought about this, but I think I might be scared of sex too if I had some of it and then a few months later a person came out of me.



I know I had an accident one time because my grand cherokee got all slippey-slidey on a big ass patch of ice and ended up totalling the car, so like, the next snowstorm I was all super cautious and not wanting to hit some more ice. So, sort of like that, except with the sexing.