The Forbidden Spam.

Wait, is your sorta-bf smart and tricky? Like, is he the kinda guy who would be like, "hey, text rams and see what happens!" all shady-like? Because some people do that crap (mostly girls IMO, but then I've only dated girls so I don't know what most guys do, except I did have a couple bros I knew who were shady like that...also one of them would like stalk his giflriends by driving by their house all hours of the night and shit which was super creepers but that's a different story)


Anyway, what i'm saying is be careful, it could be a trap!

But if it's not a trap, what honda said about bansheess and big donks and stuff.

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he has a big donk. we had a thing when i was like 17. and he was like 27. weird when i think about it now.

...wait a minute. does he like sand?

Personally, I find it weird when guys have big badonkadonks.
It's like "dude brah, give those hips to a chick." Men are not supposed to have junk in the trunk.
Know what I'm saying?

Unless they're gay. And then, I guess that probably is a good thing.

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Wait, is your sorta-bf smart and tricky? Like, is he the kinda guy who would be like, "hey, text rams and see what happens!" all shady-like? Because some people do that crap (mostly girls IMO, but then I've only dated girls so I don't know what most guys do, except I did have a couple bros I knew who were shady like that...also one of them would like stalk his giflriends by driving by their house all hours of the night and shit which was super creepers but that's a different story)

Wow..your friends are bad at dating.

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But if it's not a trap, what honda said about bansheess and big donks and stuff.

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...wait a minute. does he like sand?

[ IM G ]u miss da picz[/I M G]

thats the one that texted me... wish he was my not bf..

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Wow..your friends are bad at dating.

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Yeah, one bro who was going to be my roommate for a while actually gave me some dating advice one time. I had gotten into a big fight with my girl at the time and I called her that night and then again the next morning and she was pissed so she was ignoring my calls. His advice to me: "Just keep calling. Girls get mad, sometimes you gotta call like 75-100 times before they'll even answer."

I'm like, "Wait, in a day?"

He said, "Yeah, like, just keep redialing constantly. She'll eventually pick up."

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thats the one that texted me... wish he was my not bf..

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Does he have...


...a star tattoo under his belly button?






But other than that, I guess he's okayish. Not really 100% confident in my bro-rating abilities.

you notice eveeeeerything. i swear.

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Not gonna lie, that is a pretty solid picture.

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thats the one that texted me... wish he was my not bf..

Good news! Technically he is your not bf!

Also, that dude is focusing way too hard on taking that picture.

It's a fucking button. You tap the general area. How can you fuck that up? Jersey Shore looking motherfucker couldn't even get his fucking girl jeans on all the way before he had to take that pic. What kind of scheduling is that?

"Got my first leg in. Highfive me! Putting my second leg... shit, it's pic taking time."

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**some douche**
thats the one that texted me... wish he was my not bf..

I gotta be honest..I'm pretty unimpressed.

@EL:

Dude sounds like quite the Lothario. I'll add that to my list of awesome things to do in a relationship.

I'm lazy, and when I'm in a fight and I'm wrong. I apologize. When I'm not wrong..I break off all contact until they apologize.

Terrible boyfriend.

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I gotta be honest..I'm pretty unimpressed.

not everyone can be as hot as you. gosh.

Okay, seriously now.

The entire trifecta just rated some random dude.

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Not gonna lie, that is a pretty solid picture.

UNDERBOOB!




Also, someone posts a pic of a IRL person they know, you gotta rate. thems the unwritten internet rules.

He looks very typical bro-ish to me. Like a bro's bro, who struts a lot and says "brah, toss me that Miller High Life can over there!" or something.

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Also, someone posts a pic of a IRL person they know, you gotta rate. thems the unwritten internet rules.

He looks very typical bro-ish to me. Like a bro's bro, who struts a lot and says "brah, toss me that Miller High Life can over there!" or something.

He wears salmon button up shirts, but leaves the top half unbuttoned so you can see his sweet sharktooth necklace.

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...not everyone can be as hot as you. gosh.

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but leaves the top half unbuttoned so you can see his sweet sharktooth necklace.

he does that tho

My favorite part is his ribbon belt.
Really brings the whole ensemble together.

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...he does that tho

Also, I like how hes staring at the phone, not the camera....that shit is day one, taking attractive pictures of yourself.

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He wears salmon button up shirts, but leaves the top half unbuttoned so you can see his sweet sharktooth necklace.

I was thinking more along the lines of a plain hemp string necklace, but yeah, that'll work too.

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he does that tho

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Also, I like how hes staring at the phone, not the camera....that shit is day one, taking attractive pictures of yourself.

Pictures are hard, bro. You gotta push the right button and shit.
It's like, science, dude.