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Originally posted by Demodad68

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I'm also betting she has no problem getting every last bit out of a jello pudding cup

Evolution had pussy eating in mind when she designed that particular tongue. Jello ? Nah.....only as an after thought if that.

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Originally posted by Demodad68

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I'm also betting she has no problem getting every last bit out of a jello pudding cup fly buzzing around the area.

That kind of tongue was also designed to lick a doods nads whilst pleasuring him orally

Good one EL

Why would you want a lizard licking your 'nads "

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Originally posted by Demodad68

That kind of tongue was also designed to lick a doods nads whilst pleasuring him orally

Good one EL

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Originally posted by F1098

Why would you want a lizard licking your 'nads "


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Speed and friction

More like 'sticktion' eh ?

Guys are weird....dating lizards and all.

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Originally posted by Demodad68

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Speed and friction

I prefer chameleons, but a lizard will do in a pinch...

Can we go back to talking about the weather?

We were told talking about the weather is boring...

And talk of nad licking lizards is what exactly?

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Originally posted by Sugarpie

And talk of nad licking lizards is what exactly?

Well, could be sick, perverse, gross, disgusting, funny, etc...

Boredom bump......

Sorry to leave ya all alone Notech, but I was kinda busy last night

Humpday??? On a Thursday?

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Originally posted by Sugarpie

Humpday??? On a Thursday?

Indeed

But, I broke her last night, now I'm sad

You broke her? I'm not sure I wanna know how...but....um....how?

Well, Ummmm, its kinda hard to explain...

Lets just say sometimes at the wrong angle things tend to "bump" things and it tends to not feel real pleasant for her

Meh...that whole thing you did feels unpleasurable to me...I get it.

I thought maybe you dislocated her hip or something...lol.

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Originally posted by Sugarpie

I thought maybe you dislocated her hip or something...lol.

Nah, I leave the yoga moves out of the bedroom these days

Man, people here suck at letting me know if I actually have a pass or not.
My 1st Sergeant saw some work I did, and some work the sergeant gave me credit for, and was like, "What do you have planned for the weekend?" With a gigantic happy kid smile.and I was like, "Uhh... Nothing 1st Sergeant." And then he said something about going to main post, still smiling and being happy.

But I haven't actually heard him say "you have a x pass"...
This is tricky. I'm pretty sure that there's stuff that I want to do this weekend that I can't do here in hell...