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I have a funny joke, but its only funny in Danish..
Wanna hear it ?

Sure.

Hvad koster en hjort ?

Dunno.

Den er RÅ-DYR
HA HA HA HA HA

I AM IN THA HOUSE! Den er RÁ-DYR

@Mick where is your sig: Hou oud je dochter is en of zei te koop is

Uhm......
Do you get it ?

no don't talk danish

only dutch, broke english and a little spanish

engelsk behage
How much is a? /whats a hjort in engelsk?
It is CRUDE - Animal

Quote:

Hou oud je dochter is en of zei te koop is

What does that mean?

how old is your daughter and is she for sale

Quote:

engelsk behage
How much is a? /whats a hjort in engelsk?
It is CRUDE - Animal

don't understand a thing what youre saying

How old is your daughter and is she for sale? its dutch, am i right Klapband?

look this is my girl friend

i said english please then i translated the joke into english except for hjort because i dont know danish very well, get it?

so a TV interviewer was doing a special on mad cow

interviewer: so where here at 1 of the largest cow herders in the US
trying to find out what causes mad cow disease turns to the farmer

farmer: did you know that a female cow has 1 calf a year

inter: yes thats very intresting but i'm asking about mad cow

farmer: and did you know that the female cows are artificaly insemenated

inter: k but like i said mad cow

farmer: did you know that male cows rarely get to have sex with a female cow, and you wonder what causes mad cow disease

hey LABR@T can u translate that from canadian to english please? being minnesotan i mostly understand, but for others doncha know, there hey.

lol do i sence a little tension there EricTheViking