swearing contest

the boss wants to cut back on swearing so let's get it in one place. a contest to be number one. we all know that swearing and sex go hand in hand and it can be quite provocative.. some of you new members think you are pretty good at it but i'm betting some veteran members are still the best. 100 words or less. originality counts.

Here, let me get you all started and then I'll come back later on and show you whats it's all about...

that was good

lets see...

this one is better... for all u britney fans

Come to think of it, there is/was a lying constest coming up/not too long ago in UK. One of the top liars from last year said something about having lunch with the Pope and stuff. hehe.

The first one was pretty good. He's just going off. haha

i think im the master at typing insults ans cussing and crap, 1 was so bad this 1 bastard that works at WBW took it out

here i go, (sorry whoever has to take this out again) piece of shit cunt eating shit faced cockmaster anal rammed rectum charges pissant anal dwelling ratshit puke fucked tit head with so cock dickless piece of shit bastard bitch bitch ass fucker with piece of fuck for brains anal fucking shit eating MOTHER FUCKING CUNT MASTER

poo

bottoms (sorry mum)

thnx twisted... why on earth did you pick MY forum to start this shit?

ahwell.. this will be the ONLY thread I will NOT actively moderate, so take (ab)use from it!

CK

.....And i swear...by the moon and the stars in the sky,i'll be there for better or worse till death do us part, i love you with every beat of my heart...

...and by the power vested in me by God and the state of Pennsylvania, I now pronounce you husband and wife.

I will swear as much as i like, Censoring just destroys a forum.

And Btw there's hardly any swearing on WBW,

BtwBtw, I dont know if you mean Diz-X or yourself with "the boss" so please enlighten me.

These are more insults than swearing, heard them years ago before most of you were born (late 70's)

Your ramblings on is reminiscent of the puss dribbling off a syphilitic prick.

You’re a weak bellied fancy clad whelp of a {INSERT PLACE HERE} gutter slut.

fuck shit crap son of a bitch asshole motherfucker slut cunt whore bunghole asswipe bullshit fuck idiot pimp wacko bastard nigger nazi

oh well, im from germany, dont know much english curse words.
please educate me.

German speaking..."scheise du schwein"

So let's begin:

Qjte mi kosmatiq gaz, sprujeni gazobliztzi.

Translation: Hi, nice to meet u

vittu perkele! saatanan visvakyrpä!