swearing contest

with the variety of languages being used i'm not sure who is ahead so far. some of you are pretty good but i think i've heard better.

well , this whole thread reminds me of the time i was eating a slice of pizza and i went over to this 60 year old guys house and fucked him right up his ass in front of his 2 kids.

Quote:

German speaking..."scheise du schwein"

"Poop you pig"?


You Germans are weirdo's man..

Well pooping is a dirty word

Its only dirty if you pick it up!

how about: Ok you crainiam rectaly inverted swab of a cirvicle discharge may your scrotum necros and position itself distal to you metatarsals

translation ok you head up your ass pussy scum I hope your balls die and fall to your feet

I dont curse, cursing makes the baby jesus cry!

snarf, you have the lead. great bit of oratorical dexterity.

thank you from the distal section of my cardium

I AM SORRY

I nominate Cartman from South Park ...

PERKELE

Lucky for me i'm not german but i live a 15 minute drive from the border of germany...
They invade my country every f*cking saturday...i hate the f*cking pigs...i hate their country their food their cars theirs woman their....
Sorry for this but my therapist told me to let go some of my anger...before i make deeds out of it

tell me where you live an i will visit you, i promise!

AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH they're even on WBW AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH

ha ha ha lol

hmm if you live close to the german border, i'm pretty sure you're dutch and from some eastern province..that makes you half foreign yourself..us western dutch people call you guys foreigners too:P

You've got it all wrong rtd2....i am a foreigner to you yes,you've got that right,atleast that's what you call us, and yet whe live in the same country.we call you guys"hollanders" over here
But your story is not correct cause i don't live in the east...it's the south of holland.
I believe you call it"beneden de rivieren"...

ah ok stretchnutz, much better..the beer there is good, and the women better i just cant stand the east (tukkers)

everybody agrees that dutch girls are the sexiest girls in the world. but that isn't the object here. start swearing.