SKS fantasy

I have never been seriously into guns, but this whole thing about the urban chaos that went down when the fragile instruments of control were removed in New Orleans (i.e. the cops could not keep the lions from the gazelles any longer) after the flood got me to thinking a little more seriously about being able to defend my place with firearms. I had a fantasy of me.....standing there with my SKS slung across my chest, only not with the standard stock, I'm talking about a folding, fiberglass-filled nylon stock, and a belt and bandolier sling both capable of holding as many 30 round banana clips for that mother as I can humanly carry. I'd be standing outside my place, naked and with a 45-degree, diamond-cutter of an erection, daring anyone and anything to just come on over and fuck with me or my stuff. "Come on motherfuskers! Free lead allergy test today!".

An SKS with a nylon stock, shoulder portion removed. Oh, and this thing is way better made that that cheap stamped-parts piece of shit known as the AK-47.

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*moves far away from jeff*


buying poppers and fantasizing about guns....

i miss the skull and bones jeff :P

excellent choice of dare words Jeff.

If your not really into guns, what made you decide on an SKS?

I am sure that you think that your reply was hilarious. Let us be honest though. The U.S. is doing what philosophically it should do. We are the boss.

SKS's are pieces of shit made from old aluminum cans...get something with some knock down...for your upclose shooting go with a modified combat 12 gauge...for you mid ranges why not something like an m-16 with a m-203 attachment...then gotta have the .50 cal for long range shooting, maybe even the old reliable mauser..heavy to carry, yet affective...

youre retarded Beta, the m16 has no "knock down". its made for penetration, not stopping power. the 5.56mm round has nowhere near the stopping power of a SKS's 7.62mm round. if you get shot with an m16, youll feel it but you can still go on. if you get hit with an ak, youll have a tennisball size hole in ur back. and talkin about an m203 attachment, what do you know about grenade launchers? they arent effective for "medium" ranges. sure theyll launch a grenade a little ways, but youd be better off shooting them with the accuracy and stopping power of the "piece of shit made from old aluminum cans". then you talk about a 50 call for long range shooting? sure it can take out a truck or any other wheeled vehicle with one round to the engine block, but why not just shoot hte driver in the head with a .308 round from a remington 700. no 50 caliber sniper can match the accuracy.

that's not what chuck says...if i had my way i'd be shooting only the 7mm-08 with nosler ballistic tips....non of that fucking full metal jacket shit that is required by the geneva convention or what not

Only 2 guns I would want to protect myself are the desert eagle and an m4
Desert Eagle

M4


actually an all around best would have to be an automatic shotgun..

USAS 12guage

I guess no one would need to ask "is that a gun or are you just happy to see me"

Yeah well for close up it would be a knife, teargas or wheel gun, probably my .357. Not many shots, but then again they never jam at the wrong time. Mid distance, the SKS would be a good gun still. It is an assault rifle and also has it's uses for hunting. A shotgun would also be something to think about since you can more eaisly load it with non-lethal rounds and the sound of it cocking has been known to brown a few shorts here and there. Limited kill power at some distances though. Guys in Vietnam swore by 'em for jungle warfare. As for long range, who cares? I'm talking about close-up stuff. ...the only way to kill.

I am not into guns really. Someone I know got two SKS's (legally), still in grease and consecutively serial numbered. One he gave to me. His he has stocked a decent amount of ammo for, he hunts with it and has that rock-star folding stock. Mine I have not yet even cleaned the grease off yet so I was just thinking what I'd do with it. We'll break it in using some tin cans as practice next month probably.

There are no firing ranges near where you live?

You guys can drool and gabble over your highpowed guns all you want to. But when the pimp daddy rednec (that's me) goes to the safe, rumbles threw his arsenal and pulls out the trusty .22 marlin with browning squirell scope, ya'll better back the fuck up!


I love shooting close range guns like the combat edition 12g. and my Rem 870 DeerMaster slug gun, Also I have several 7mm-08 that are one of the best guns ever made. It's unremarkably deadly and accurate. I have several others. For instance the 30-06. One of the best guns made and most versatile with a wide variety of ammo options and powder options.

For the most part, my 30/30 does it all. Its my gun of choice for deer hunting and with the .35 marlin being a close second.

But when it comes to down right deadly accuracy, I prefer the .22. My .22, its a marvalous gun, one I've run a gazillion rounds threw, I know how to handle it and I know how to make it hit whatever the fuck I want it to at whatever yardage.

I swear, If I was in the military, I'd ask if I could bring that gun. Its my favorite.

I have a Ruger P89 9mm for shits and giggles. It stays in the truck and is just a peacemaker. I want a Desert Eagle but really can't pony up the dough to afford something like that

Well, they did fuck up Reagan's shit pretty well with a .22. Selena too from what I hear. The cheap, light, readily available ammo has it's advantages.

Why the fuck do I need to go to a range? You can't blow up pumpkins on a range. This is Texas, we're as big as some European countries for fuck's sake. There has to be some area nearby where we can shoot a gun without anyone worthwhile getting in the way. Like mime camp. The great thing about shoting a mime is that they can't testify against you later.

I live in NYC I have to go to a range.

Fuck a shooting range. I have 200 acres and can shoot whatever I want, when I want.

ok lets it a few things right here.for one an auto -shotgun is retarded cuz well its illegal and a ton of cash.all this talk about knock down power is killing me.i dont think we are going on a hunting trip right ??u hit someone with anyone of the guns talked about so far they are going to shit and or be dead as fuck.i have alot of guns , from 22's to 30.30's and shotgunz.i keep a loaded 38 in my bed room and ill tell u this , if i hit ya ur going to know it.u dont need a damn assault rifle to keep ur pit safe.i think its a "cool" factor that makes ppl want and talk about them.

*wonders what life like jeff613 must be like*

*quickly moves away from jeff613*

[sarcasm]Yeah guns!!![/sarcasm]

Anyone else wanna show how big their bollocks are?

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Originally posted by Watty

[sarcasm]Yeah guns!!![/sarcasm]

Anyone else wanna show how big their bollocks are?

too true, Watty, too true!