Sexual Resolutions

Does anyone have any New Years resolutions for 2009 that are sexual in nature?

I just listed my resolutions and included "try anal sex" in my list...

I resolve to have more sex with my wife, and more sex with the girl that works at the Circle K.

I resolve to have more sex with Tooker's wife too.

I resolve to hook up with this hot chick that works at the local middle eastern restaurant. Problem is she's probably muslim and I'm American so the whole thing wouldn't work out anyway, shit forget about it I give up on her.

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Originally posted by Tarquin

I resolve to have more sex with Tooker's wife too.

Remember, she likes to punch!
Still, it's pretty awesome, just you wait!

To get laid about 5x for 2009

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Originally posted by TheGrandDaddy

To get laid about 5x for 2009

Is that 5 times in all or just to 5 different people?

I'd have to think about this one, there isn't anything I can think of off the top of my except for maybe a threesome, or group sex

*I Hope tookers wife is available*

More sex with my wife... Nice idea...

What's the big deal about anal sex anyway?

I wanna find a way to have LESS sex with my wife.

Hmmm trying to think of one here, harder then it sounds. One would be to stop calling up my crappy fuck friend, she's willing to do anything but isn't that good.
Find a girl that likes to fuck in public places, I love doing it in parks.

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Originally posted by theboy19

Hmmm trying to think of one here, harder then it sounds. One would be to stop calling up my crappy fuck friend, she's willing to do anything but isn't that good.
Find a girl that likes to fuck in public places, I love doing it in parks.

Parks are always fun, haven't done that in a while...

Demonic I love that AV girl of yours. I would go FMF with her and you in a heartbeat.

@Demonicmale That they are. due my girl and my living conditions at the time we where pretty much limited to parks. To bad I am no longer with her.

Always wanted to try a changing room in a mall, perhaps that should be my resolution.

To give Miss. Rosy Palm and her five sister the respect they deserve.

I'm still hoping to find lilrika, FeFe and HB in my bed come New Years morning. And then to make it truly memorable, to have an epic fail moment to the sound of humiliating laughter. After that the year can only get better.

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Originally posted by TheItch

I'm still hoping to find lilrika, FeFe and HB in my bed come New Years morning. And then to make it truly memorable, to have an epic fail moment to the sound of humiliating laughter. After that the year can only get better.

Epic fail would be epic

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Originally posted by rainbowdemon

What's the big deal about anal sex anyway?

What's the big deal about using a razor anyway?

Yeah, and what's the deal with airline food?




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