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Sexual Resolutions

Starter: 85739857309587495874 Posted: 16 years ago Views: 2.2K
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#3959877
I am going to try real hard not to be a slut and sleep with aot of men this year. I say this every year and it usually last the first 3-6 weeks
#3959878
Lvl 16
Quote:
Originally posted by mishxoxoxo

I am going to try real hard not to be a slut and sleep with aot of men this year. I say this every year and it usually last the first 3-6 weeks
Where does the line start???
#3959879
Lvl 25
Yeah, I think I need to try to have more sex. My girlfriend and I are great friends, so we often end up just hanging out and doing nothing in our free time. Which is great, but I think I owe it to her and myself to try to be more sexual.

And I could take or leave the anal sex. Sure, a hole is a hole, but pussy is the best! If I liked ass the best, well... I think I'd be fooling myself hanging out on this website.
#3959880
Lvl 22
find a real live gf and give rosie & her sisters a rest.

Az
#3959881
Figure out how to do those massive cumshots like Peter North and attempt to drown my fiance
#3959882
Lvl 8
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Originally posted by rainbowdemon

What's the big deal about anal sex anyway?


That's one of those things you're either into or your not. I love it when my boyfriend plays with my asshole, we've just never taken the plunge and gone completly anal. But we will in 2009!
#3959883
Lvl 27
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Originally posted by jean5318

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That's one of those things you're either into or your not. I love it when my boyfriend plays with my asshole, we've just never taken the plunge and gone completly anal. But we will in 2009!


Don't forget to take and post the pics
#3959884
Lvl 16
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Originally posted by jean5318

Does anyone have any New Years resolutions for 2009 that are sexual in nature?

I just listed my resolutions and included "try anal sex" in my list...

I resolve to help you out with your anal sex resolution..
#3959885
Lvl 59
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Originally posted by assman3

Figure out how to do those massive cumshots like Peter North and attempt to drown my fiance


When I first read this I read "fiance" as "face"...I was about to congratulate you for such an ambitious and unique goal.



As for me, perhaps I will go back to my right hand. That might be interesting.
#3959886
Lvl 17
To clean my apartment.

While that is not directly sexual, there are sexual motivations behind it, as then I can actually ask a girl over when I meet one, without her running away when she sees my dump yard apartment.
#3959887
Lvl 18
I either need to convince my wife to let me fuck her in the ass. We have done it about 5 times. Twice, she let me. One of those times I had a dildo jammed up in her pussy, and I fucked her ass doggie style at the same time. Kinda like DP.

I got drunk the other night and shoved it up her ass. She was pissed. Started hitting me and calling me an asshole, etc. I wasn't exactly holding her down, but it was kinda hard for her to escape and get away.

She recently perfected her deep throat skills. She used to go almost all the way down, and then began to gag. Now she slips the entire thing into her throat...no problem. She warned me not to fuck her ass like that again. At a minimum, she would stop blowing me (which is my favorite thing), and also threatened to 'cut it off'.

I can't help it. When we are really into it doggie style, I just want to pump her ass full of cum.

Any suggestions to help her get into anal?
#3959888
Lvl 8
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Originally posted by Gus999

I either need to convince my wife to let me fuck her in the ass. We have done it about 5 times. Twice, she let me. One of those times I had a dildo jammed up in her pussy, and I fucked her ass doggie style at the same time. Kinda like DP.

I got drunk the other night and shoved it up her ass. She was pissed. Started hitting me and calling me an asshole, etc. I wasn't exactly holding her down, but it was kinda hard for her to escape and get away.

She recently perfected her deep throat skills. She used to go almost all the way down, and then began to gag. Now she slips the entire thing into her throat...no problem. She warned me not to fuck her ass like that again. At a minimum, she would stop blowing me (which is my favorite thing), and also threatened to 'cut it off'.

I can't help it. When we are really into it doggie style, I just want to pump her ass full of cum.

Any suggestions to help her get into anal?


So you said twice she let you? Does that mean she wanted it or she just did it because you wanted it?

I would suggest teasing her asshole. When you are eating her out, slip a finger inside and see if she goes for it. If you're brave enough, lick her asshole. If you tease her enough she'll want it.

Never go anal unless she is ready, relaxed, and willing. I experienced a "sexual accident" of that sort once and I can tell you that's one of the most painful things I've ever experienced. And that's coming from someone who likes anal stimulation. If anything trying to force her into it will just turn her off.
#3959889
Lvl 11
i resolve to get my wife back to being as horny as she used to be. in all the years i have known her the easiest way to get her to do a 3/4/5some was to get a few drinks in her. she has only done it once since our daughter was born, and that has been 4 years ago now!
#3959890
Lvl 10
Quote:
Originally posted by Gus999

I either need to convince my wife to let me fuck her in the ass. We have done it about 5 times. Twice, she let me. One of those times I had a dildo jammed up in her pussy, and I fucked her ass doggie style at the same time. Kinda like DP.

I got drunk the other night and shoved it up her ass. She was pissed. Started hitting me and calling me an asshole, etc. I wasn't exactly holding her down, but it was kinda hard for her to escape and get away.

She recently perfected her deep throat skills. She used to go almost all the way down, and then began to gag. Now she slips the entire thing into her throat...no problem. She warned me not to fuck her ass like that again. At a minimum, she would stop blowing me (which is my favorite thing), and also threatened to 'cut it off'.

I can't help it. When we are really into it doggie style, I just want to pump her ass full of cum.

Any suggestions to help her get into anal?
Go ahead and pump her ass full them get a lawyer.
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