SEVERE gas problem.....

I am not trying to be funny, I need some serious advice. I ate some gargantuan cloves of roasted elephant garlic this evening and now I am blowing these heinous farts that smell worse than if you drilled a vent pipe into the deepest, foulest, most disgusting, sulpher-choked pits of hell and stuck your face into it, and they're coming in rapid succession. Seriously, my place smells like a fucking open grave. What if I have to be around people tomorrow? WTF am I going to do? They're so bad even my dog won't sit in the same room with me anymore. They're the kind that come out like an evil, hot breath from deep in the colon. Is there any remedy for this? If this keeps up I'm going to have to file a fucking environmental impact statement with the EPA.

THANK YOU FOR SHARING WITH US!

You've got to be kidding me. Why? Why do you make a topic about a thing like this?

you couldnt call and ask a friend??

i mean why wouldnt you ask a doctor for christ sakes? go to Webmd.com or something... thats my SERIOUS suggestion


stop killing the mojo on the site

Yo.

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stop killing the mojo on the site

buy a few of those and your guests can come..


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The only thing you can do is ride it out. And stop eating those damn things.










And stop telling the whole site about your intestinal problems.

This thread hit the bottom fo'shure.

I like Jimmich's idea.

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Originally posted by Vesuvius

I like Jimmich's idea.

You would. But who has to put one in??

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Originally posted by rainbowdemon

You would. But who has to put one in??

I'm not going anywhere near him. I can send him a mirror by mail so he can do it himself.

Only Jeff!

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Here you go. Next time get these and leave us out of it.

I have the same problem with bananas easy don't eat em

if you are looking for a medical advice in a porn site then you are a moron.

We should have a "Mens Health" section

All I gotta say is... you better go put our your pilot lights!!!!