SEVERE gas problem.....

Light a fcuking match!





Edit: Rated 5 if you do light a match!

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Originally posted by rainbowdemon

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I like Jimmich's idea.

You would. But who has to put one in??


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Not one. Two. One in Jeff's mouth the other up his butt. Let him pop.

this thread sticks





all puns intended

You could stick in a pipe, collect the gas, and heat your room. They do this with cows, I heard.

I thought the 'cancel'-thread is hillarious. But this gets really close...

Did you try taking a dump?

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Originally posted by Kanzen

[reply=rainbowdemon]
[reply=Vesuvius]
I like Jimmich's idea.

You would. But who has to put one in??


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Not one. Two. One in Jeff's mouth the other up his butt. Let him pop.
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what, and release all the noxious gases? No way, kanz...

random grossness

You gotta love a thread that hits bottom from the very first post. To get any lower, this thread would have to drill a hole into the earth and at least hit the mantle. And hell I wrote the damn thing. El Problema has cleared up on it's own, BTW.

gross..try to fluch that out...this is the nastiest thread ever

What a shitty subject

I knew that the cars don't cause the global warming...

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Originally posted by Jeff613

El Problema has cleared up on it's own, BTW.

Cuz you took a dump right? Man I should be a doctor...

And we wanted to know this why?

Just why the FUCK would taking a dump cause gas to clear up? That would be expelling solids from your bowels. Farts are a gas. Solids...gasses....solids....gasses. Come on, this is high school level science, people. Hot, relentless farts like that are going to push their way past shit anyhow if there is any in it's way.

dont u have some rat pills and alka seltzers laying round... pop a few and ull be good in a min

This is one of Jeff's most intellectual posts ever. How clean is the water where you live? Could have been parasites.

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Originally posted by Jeff613

Just why the FUCK would taking a dump cause gas to clear up? That would be expelling solids from your bowels. Farts are a gas. Solids...gasses....solids....gasses. Come on, this is high school level science, people. Hot, relentless farts like that are going to push their way past shit anyhow if there is any in it's way.

Ok man, calm down. I'll let you be the doctor. Its cool man.

I still say its cuz he took a dump though. Science has got nothing on a good, solid shit.

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Originally posted by Jeff613

I need some serious advice.

I feel you would greatly benefit from either Lithium or Divalproex.

you guys are seriously turning me off for the night.

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Originally posted by PeePooBum

I still say its cuz he took a dump though. Science has got nothing on a good, solid shit.