Serious question about masturbating/sex on the same day!

Ok I am kinda new at this, I don't have that much experience so please try not to flame the shit outta me, just read and gimme some advice if you can.

So anyways, there's this girl who was a friend of mine back in the day but she moved away to another city cause her parents got divorced.
She came this weekend to visit her mom, and started talking to me a lot on msn that she wants to come over to my place, etc, etc... she seems like a real nymph now but there's a problem...

Before I started talking to her today, I jacked off at like 4 am this morning and then again later on like at 11.... i usually don't do it this often but it's been a particulary boring weekend.
But now if I let her come over tonight, will the stuff that I mentioned previously affect me in any way? I am asking because after I masturbate I usually lose interest in it for a couple of days. Cause if I wait I (think) my penis is bigger and it has more cum in it...

I know this may be hilarious to you, and I'll probably laugh at this so hard later on, but it is a serious matter right now.

I told the right I have lots of work to do, but if I manage to get it done by tonight I will let her know so she can come over.
The real reason is, I don't know how good I might be after jacking off twice practically on the same day...

What do you guys think?

if you ejaculate prior to having sex... it takes longer when you actually have sex





penis size has nothing to do with semen

your penis will always be small





no ammount of abstanence will change that

you want jerk her in mouth ...

go have fun n00b ... never lose the chance to get laid

dude, i think when she´s there you will be wanting it, no matter how often you jerked of before... its biological determined...
btw, take pics

I'm doing it right now ... and will probably get some later tonite!

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Originally posted by anijap

Ok I am kinda new at this, I don't have that much experience so please try not to flame the shit outta me, just read and gimme some advice if you can.

So anyways, there's this girl who was a friend of mine back in the day but she moved away to another city cause her parents got divorced.
She came this weekend to visit her mom, and started talking to me a lot on msn that she wants to come over to my place, etc, etc... she seems like a real nymph now but there's a problem...

Before I started talking to her today, I jacked off at like 4 am this morning and then again later on like at 11.... i usually don't do it this often but it's been a particulary boring weekend.
But now if I let her come over tonight, will the stuff that I mentioned previously affect me in any way? I am asking because after I masturbate I usually lose interest in it for a couple of days. Cause if I wait I (think) my penis is bigger and it has more cum in it...

I know this may be hilarious to you, and I'll probably laugh at this so hard later on, but it is a serious matter right now.

I told the right I have lots of work to do, but if I manage to get it done by tonight I will let her know so she can come over.
The real reason is, I don't know how good I might be after jacking off twice practically on the same day...

What do you guys think?

what i think? you are a wanker and never will get in her pussy.. sorry

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Originally posted by ®TheCoolerKing

I'm doing it right now ... and will probably get some later tonite!

this is information that we just did NOT need to know

MASTURBATION ROX!
you cant go out with a loaded gun, dude...

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Originally posted by Burn

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I'm doing it right now ... and will probably get some later tonite!

this is information that we just did NOT need to know
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damn, i need mu pills

So parent's object to having their children taught sex ed, the children then have no friggin idea what the hell their bodies does and end up asking on pornsites.

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Originally posted by Kanzen

So parent's object to having their children taught sex ed, the children then have no friggin idea what the hell their bodies does and end up asking on pornsites.

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Originally posted by Kanzen

So parent's object to having their children taught sex ed, the children then have no friggin idea what the hell their bodies does and end up asking on pornsites.

classic!!

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Originally posted by Burn

penis size has nothing to do with semen

your penis will always be small





no ammount of abstanence will change that

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Originally posted by Kanzen

So parent's object to having their children taught sex ed, the children then have no friggin idea what the hell their bodies does and end up asking on pornsites.

Back in my younger days, I used to jerk one out before going on a date. That way, if I got lucky, I wouldn't splooge too soon.

im just kinda at a loss for words on this one here.
I just cant figure anyone asking a question like this and it only being on page 2.
without some serius flamin......

well if u dont jerk off for a while, do your balls get bigger?? im so confused, this is by far the most retarded thing i have ever heard! just bang her and get it over with...and take pics of course!

i beat off 5 times in a day cuz i knew i was gettin laid that night....i was so proud of my 6 seconds and so was she

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Originally posted by rainbowdemon

Back in my younger days, I used to jerk one out before going on a date. That way, if I got lucky, I wouldn't splooge too soon.

So what you're saying is, basically now you are an old fart that "splooges" too soon?