Serious question about masturbating/sex on the same day!

this is fuckin retarded! this is prolly some 15 year old kid gettin his cherry popped and pre-ejaculates at the sound of her name.


dude, quit fuckin worryin about that shit man. just stick your finger in her butt and make her smell it.

I've jacked of three times on a same day before having sex. It didn't really change anything.


Then again, I masturbate avg. 5 times a day.

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just stick your finger in her butt and make her smell it.

Dirty Sanchez!!

unfucking believable!

Well, I hope he at least checks back in and tells us how it went with plenty of pics and vids and some flow charts on performance.

Jesus christ kid, how old are you, like 14 or something? Just bang her and be done with it! Stick it in and have fun, that's my advice!

i CAN'T BELIEVE i READ THIS WHOLE THREAD, sHEESH

Okay well before you go out on a sexually exciting date you gotta do two things whcih my friends and I used to call "The treatment". The Treatment is this: Jerk off once and have two shots of hard liquor. That should loosen you up just fine. You may nbeed a tad bit more foreplay to get a good wad off when you go to screw this chick after masturbating but I think you'll be fine none the less and can blow one in her no problem. Just remember it usually takes about 24 hours for your nbody to fully regen erate the sperm you blow at any one time. How about this: see how many times you can jerk in a day and then don't get back to us on that?

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Originally posted by jddwls

well if u dont jerk off for a while, do your balls get bigger?? im so confused, this is by far the most retarded thing i have ever heard! just bang her and get it over with...and take pics of course!

Roger that Leather Neck....just bang her - take movies and pics and tell us exactly how it went down...

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Originally posted by #1Ripper

i CAN'T BELIEVE i READ THIS WHOLE THREAD, sHEESH

.... Me too!!!

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Maybe you like your hand better than pussy and thats why you lose interest!!!

ASk hEr to JErk yOU oFF n00b!!!

fuck her and forget the jerk offs... if you keep thinking about while trying to fuck her... you wont be able to... so just fuck her and uh... i need to say this kid... ... use a fucking condom.

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Originally posted by Kanzen

So parent's object to having their children taught sex ed, the children then have no friggin idea what the hell their bodies does and end up asking on pornsites.

...but serioulsy, whats an erection?











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No sex ed. in Canada Wots that a boot eh?

there is sex ed in canada. but its just called "health class", at least where i went to school.

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Originally posted by Burn

if you ejaculate prior to having sex... it takes longer when you actually have sex





penis size has nothing to do with semen

your penis will always be small





no ammount of abstanence will change that

man she gonna think you're the duracell bunny (rolfl)

just don't worry about it dude, if you need to perform you will. If not, tell the truth, she will respect you for it. As long as you are willing to pleasure her