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I hate Mondays...

OFFICE WORKER SPOTS PORN SHOOT

An unnamed office worker in Lower Manhattan stared out of his office window on Monday, and spotted a Porn Flick being filmed in an adjacent office!




The surprised worker immediately did what any sane person would do, got out his iPhone and recorded it, just in case nobody believed him!

The blonde porn star was seen in suspenders and, basically, just a smile, and was seen performing many x rated antics Inside the office, and on the balcony outside!





The anonymous office worker tipped off website CURBED.COM, and emailed in some pics. He is quoted on the website as saying only "I hit the jackpot, and witnessed the makings of a pornographic film."

For the record, the offices are located in lower Manhattan on 800 and Third.

FULL STORY
http://www.metro.co.uk/weird/872130-porn-shoot-spotted-by-new-york-executive-outside-his-office


Fucking hell! Every office workers dream! I'd of loved to of seen shit like that! Especially on a monday!!!

Only I would of recorded it and uploaded it to whatboyswant.com first!!

Is anybody ready for some super metal?
Megadeth's Dave Mustaine has been reaching out to his former bandmates James Hetfield and Lars Ulrich (those guys are from Metallica, in case you didn't know) to work together on a project or concert tour or hell, maybe even just a beer together.
James and Lars booted Dave's ass outta Metallica way back when. Since then, through a lot of time and counseling, they all seem to have come to terms with it all. Well, Metallica came to terms with it YEARS ago when they sold a zillion copies of the "black album." Dave's peace of mind came a little later. He's only sold a shitload of albums ... combined.

Now, what I find completely interesting, and slightly unrelated to the story ... check out the website where this article came from. "The Christian Post"
(Insert cheesy joke here)

http://www.christianpost.com/news/metallica-and-megadeth-to-create-supergroup-53856/

Beware of low flying bovine...


CAR HIT BY LOW FLYING COW!


A Staffordshire safety officer was innocently driving down a rural country lane the other day in Staffordshire, UK, when he was hit by a flying cow!





Robert Gould is lucky to be alive after the fully grown Fresian cow leapt over a three foot fence directly onto the front of his car while he was travelling at 60mph. After skidding and swerving 80 yards, he came to a stop on the opposite side or the lane.

Mr Gould's Citroen C5 car has been completely written off after squashing the hood and breaking a wheel. The reason for the cows sudden leap of faith is unknown, however it is believed something must of frightened the animal.





Robert was breath tested at the scene, which came back negative.

FULL STORY
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/howaboutthat/8695400/Cow-leaps-three-foot-fence-and-squashes-car.html



No shit he was breath tested! imagine the emergency services call?

"Hi, ive just crashed into a flying cow?"
"sir, have you been drinking?"

I wonder if his insurance company will pay out on that claim.....

It's official ... Bert and Ernie from Sesame Street are ....
Not Gay.
"They're puppets and don't exist below the waist."

There is a petition urging Sesame Street to out the couple and marry to two, who have lived together for many years now.

Are people just trying to ruin my childhood? Part of the charm of Sesame Street was the talking, wondering and speculation. Made for some great playground conversation!!

http://www.ottawacitizen.com/life/Bert+Ernie+neither+straight+they+puppets/5249455/story.html

ATTENTION BIKERS, check these helmets out!

A company in Kazakhstan has come up with a nifty idea for helmets. Specifically, the graphic design on helmets, and they are calling them "skid lids."
They come in many different designs, from a dude with hair:


to a bald head, complete with earring:


and even has a nice woman's ass, watermelon, tennis ball, cracked open walnut. They're crazy, but kinda cool, and completely stupid all at once.

I'm just wondering, since the product is from a company in Kazakhstan, is Borat involved? And where is the big rubber fist helmet?

Read the story and see a lot more pictures here: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2025183/Youve-heard-bowl-cut--try-helmet-The-motorcycle-hard-hats-look-like-head-hair.html

Save the sausages dildo advertisement billboard turn eyes in Germany

That headline, and the picture tell the whole story. It's really kinda funny, and makes me wish I knew German.



Read more here: http://www.adweek.com/adfreak/save-sausages-says-monstrous-german-dildo-billboard-134100

AND, not related to the specific story above, is a sign near where I live that is along the same lines:

I was about to post my article that I typed earlier, when I realised rage already had posted on that article about the helmets!

Might aswell post more of those pictures, cuz I think they're really cool!!

Never too young....

83 YEAR OLD GRAN GETS BOOB JOB
(yes.....83!!!)

Marie Kolstad of Santa Ana, CA, was tired of her figure at 83, and has opted for an $8000 breast augmentation.






Marie opted for the 'chop n drop' after nature took its course. She said "Your breasts go in one direction and your brain goes in another, im in good health so why not take advantage of it?"

She also mentioned her own mother lived a long life and saw no reason why she wouldnt either.

Plastic surgery amongst senior citizens has seen a sharp rise, with more people going under the knife in their twilight years.

A plastic surgeon noted "I would rather operate on a healthy 70-75 year old, than an unhealthy 40 something."

FULL STORY
http://web.orange.co.uk/article/quirkies/Gran_83_splashes_out_on_boob_job


Now im all for a great set of titties, they are my reason for living. A lot of the time any augmentation, especially breasts, are for more psychological reasons and making a person feel better about themselves than anything else, which i believe the reason for this is here. Wether anybody would want to see them remains to be seen......

saying that, just out of curiosity, i wouldn't mind seeing these.....

Fancy a ride......

SEX DOLL RAPID RIDE

The annual Bubble Baba race takes place 50 miles outside St. Petersburg, Russia, and 800 Russians ride the 3 minute start to finish Rapids, on SEX DOLLS!





Founder Dmitry Bulawinov stated it began as a joke at a party, and has turned into an annual event.

Although it is contested by mainly males, some females do take part. There are no rules as to which sex your doll is, however, male sex dolls tend to cost more.

"The men are too expensive, we can't afford them," he said.


FULL STORY
http://web.orange.co.uk/article/quirkies/Shooting_the_rapids_on_sex_dolls


Any excuse to get my sex doll out in public has to be good!!!

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Originally posted by Paddy!

I was about to post my article that I typed earlier, when I realised rage already had posted on that article about the helmets!

Might aswell post more of those pictures, cuz I think they're really cool!!


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Funny cool helmets! I like the nice ASS one myself!

The bigger they are...

TALLEST TEEN IN WORLD IS GETTING TALLER

Malee Duangdee, 19, from east Thailand, is officially the tallest teen in the world at 2.12 (6'10" ) , and she is still getting taller.





Malee's height is down to an inoperable brain tumour that was diagnosed at 9 years old. It is a condition that has caused her to suffer from lonliness, depression and impaired vision.

Malee needs a $2000 injection to keep her tumour under control once ever three months, something the family finds hard to afford. 

Schoolyard taunts gave her a lifetime of misery, so Malee spends her time at home with the family. 

'Since leaving school I've tried to feel more comfortable with who I am. I’ve never had a boyfriend. I don’t think marriage is possible for someone like me,’ she said. ‘My father gets very worried about me, he doesn’t let me go anywhere alone because sometimes I need help getting up.’


Full Story
http://www.metro.co.uk/weird/860736-worlds-tallest-teenager-malee-duangdee-is-still-growing


Wow! She is one tall lady! I am a firm believer that there is someone out there for everyone, no matter who you are or what you look like. Hopefully she finds what shes looking for. 

The Power Of Christ Compels Me!

Believe what you may, Bob Larson is, at the very least, entertaining. I've seen and heard some of his stuff, and for an "evangelist" or "preacher" or demon hunter, he makes it fun(ny).
He has taken on the devil in many forms, including band members of Slayer and Deicide. He seems to have a hardon for headbangers.

Now, he's taking on Necrobutcher (real name Jorn Stubberud) from the band Mayem. The group is from Norway, and we all know Scandinavian metal is among the darkest, blackest and (if you like the style) heaviest metal out there.

Jorn, however, is just in it for the kicks. Can't say I blame him. NOW, let's see what kind of actor he is!!


http://rocknewsdesk.com/world-news/mayhem-man-set-for-tv-exorcism/3012/

Festival goers actually shower....

LARGEST GROUP SHOWER IN THE WORLD

Festival goers in Bournemouth, UK, got the chance to shower yesterday, and break a world record while doing so. 

152 men and women joined the massive group to break the previous record of 145 set in Chicago in 2009. 



Unfortunately, naked showering was not allowed, as decency laws stated people using that particular beach needed to be clothed. 152 men and women obliged and turned up in full bathing suit attire. 

The record, set up by shower gel firm Lynx, is part of a brand awareness program ' The Lynx Shower Gel experience'. Those taking part get to try out a new line of Lynx shower gels. 

'The people of Bournemouth have to be applauded for getting into the spirit of the day and taking a shower together,' said Anna Orford, the official adjudicator for Guinness World Records. 
'Their reward is a new record for the most people showering simultaneously at the same venue. Congratulations to everyone involved.' 

FULL STORY
http://www.metro.co.uk/weird/872370-mass-group-shower-breaks-guinness-world-record


I've showered with members of the opposite sex before and gotta say I find it rather arousing. 

Probably a good job I wasn't there!!

Eiffel Flower....

SUNFLOWER GROWER HOPES TO TOPPLE RECORD

Eve Fielding from Margate, Kent, UK, has grown a sunflower that currently measures 23ft (7m)!



Retired grandmother Eve, planted a tiny seedling in a sunflower-growing race with her grandaughter, and never thought it would reach such heights. 

‘It’s enormous – I really can’t believe it’s grown this tall,’ said the 48-year-old.
‘I planted a few seeds with my granddaughter so we could have a race to grow the biggest one.
‘This was one of the leftover ones, so I thought I might as well sow it and see what happened.
‘I watered it every day but I didn’t put anything special in the soil or anything daft. It just carried on growing.’

The current record stands at 8.04m (26ft 4in) and is held by german Hans-Peter Schiffer, from Kaarst-Voorst in Germany. 

Mrs Fielding has even admitted to talking to the plant in an attempt to make it grow larger. 

‘I’ve heard of people talking to their plants to make them grow and I’ve never done that but I have started telling it how well it is doing since it got really big.’

FULL STORY
http://www.metro.co.uk/weird/872448-eiffel-flower-7m-sunflower-closes-in-on-world-record


I've always liked sunflowers. But prefer pretty 'lady flowers'!

My mate grew some plants once, green ones. Weird smell too. Something odd about it. I'll have to ask him what they were when I see him next, i think he's out in 3-5......

The predictability of being unpredictable
or
How to win at "Rock, Paper, Scissors"

Rock, paper, scissors professional (really, did I just call that a profession?) has concluded that there are basically two ways to win at Rock, paper, scissors.
Eliminate one of your opponent's options — and forcing him/her to make a predictable move.
AND, has explained how trying to be unpredictable is really quite predictable.
For example, rookies like rocks, but will rarely use the same move more than twice in a row.
SO, if they lead with rock, throw out scissors on the third try. You'll win, or at least tie.

Don't forget to use the ole' Jedi Mind trick, and convince them to lose.

Very interesting stuff!! Anybody up for a game?


http://games.yahoo.com/blogs/plugged-in/win-rock-paper-scissors-215511514.html

Hit the nail on the head....

MAN WITH 4 INCH NAIL IN HEAD SURVIVES

An unnamed construction worker amazingly survived a four inch nail being fired into his head with a nailgun. 




The accident happened in Plano, Texas, where te anonymous construction worker was admitted to the Medical Centre. Neurosurgeon Dr Rob Dickerman, who operated on the lucky man said 'You make a wrong move or a millimetre away here or there and it can be a disastrous outcome,'

'It was an interesting case with a great outcome and those are always the best.'

Dr Dickerman's verdict on the accident itself explains how lucky the man was. 

'The skull itself stopped the nail, just like if it was fired into wood. The head of the nail, once it hit the skull, stopped,' he said.

FULL STORY
http://www.metro.co.uk/weird/872537-construction-worker-survives-four-inch-nail-being-fired-into-his-brain

HOLY FUCK! That Is one lucky dude! I'd be on the phone to my lawyer immediately, or as soon as I got the fucking nail out my head!

It's lucky he had a good neurosurgeon, otherwise he'd of been on the same mental level as Snookie!

That's a big fuckin' rat!!



Like a huge beaver without the tail.

Where'd his tail go? Did that big bastard eat it to get out of a colossal mouse trap?

Somebody spotted this big rodent, called a capybara, in California. That's a long way from where they are supposed to be found, which is South American from Panama to northeast Argentina.



So what the heck is it doing in California, at a shit water facility?
Probably an escaped pet, they believe. And you know "they" are always right.

NOW, if the fuckin' cougars (and I mean the wildcat, not the hot MILFs) would do their damn job and chase this big rat ....


Read the full story here:
http://news.yahoo.com/giant-south-american-rodent-spotted-california-141608498.html

I gotta fly this airline!!!
This is classic.

Australian airline Qantas is showing an in-flight film explaining the mysteries of the female orgasm. It's an on-demand film on the Edge channel. Includes nude scenes!!!

That'll be a DAMN good film for the married businessesman on a corporate trip!!

Really, not a lot more to be said for this one.

Anybody up for a trip??

http://news.yahoo.com/flight-film-explains-mysteries-female-pleasure-152556756.html

And if an Australian airline showing orgasm flicks isn't cool enough ...

This Australian guy from Sydney takes it for creativity and COOLness.

He's so cool, he drives his cooler around.



His driving licence was suspended for 10 months after he was caught driving a scooter made of a motorised beer cooler capable of carrying several dozen drinks.

Where can I get me one of those?



http://news.yahoo.com/motorised-beer-cooler-lands-driver-court-074912670.html

Only in America....

MOTHERS GOAL TO BE FATTEST IN THE USA!!

A woman from Arizona, USA, is attempting to become the fattest woman alive. 

Susanne Eman currently tops the scales at a whopping 730lbs, and has a goal to double it. 



"Two years ago I hit 500lbs and noticed I had actually started attracting more men. It made me feel good. My goal is to be 800lbs by the end of the year. I'd love to find out if it's humanly possible to reach a ton."

Ms Eman has already usurped the previous record holder, a fellow American from New Jersey, who only managed to hit 700lbs. 

Susanne still tries to remain active, and insists on having regular health checks. 

 “I go for a waddle and do stretches and exercises every day. My muscles need to hold up to my weight, so I have to stay strong," she said.

With her two sons, aged 16 and 12, in tow. A simple trip to the supermarket once a month can take up to 8 hours to fill 6 shopping trolleys, and Susanne uses a motorised scooter to get around. 

She has pledged to continue working towards her goal despite warnings from her doctor that the experiment could kill her.

FULL STORY
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/howaboutthat/8708352/52st-mother-eats-20000-calories-per-day-in-quest-to-become-worlds-fattest-woman-ever.html

Dude!!!!!! Is this lady for real?!? Surely she will die before she gets anywhere near her goal of a ton! Does she even think of her kids?

Had to laugh when she said she "goes for a waddle". Where to? The fridge?