science experiment 2 the bean-o

i went to get my headlght replaced and i farted in there parking lot also

i also farted in there waiting room they kept me waiting for an hour

i had to go to there bathroom to check my underwear cause that last fart was a wet one

and then i went to buy some dvds and i farted in there parking lot also so it was a nice day on the town for mr.poop farting all the day

i cant believe youre posting pics of the loo

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Originally posted by Mr.Poop

i let out a fart a while ago that was so loud it woke her up she just giggled and went back to sleep

I actually just spit out my western lager at that comment.. The fact that she just giggled is amazing.

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Originally posted by DukeTheNuke

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i let out a fart a while ago that was so loud it woke her up she just giggled and went back to sleep

I actually just spit out my western lager at that comment.. The fact that she just giggled is amazing.
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my gf is pretty cool shes got a great sense of humor

She must.. hell, if I didn't shower for a month, and then started my own symphany with my anal muscles alone, she'd probably move out.

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Originally posted by Mr.Poop

[reply=DukeTheNuke]
[reply=Mr.Poop]
i let out a fart a while ago that was so loud it woke her up she just giggled and went back to sleep

I actually just spit out my western lager at that comment.. The fact that she just giggled is amazing.
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my gf is pretty cool shes got a great sense of humor
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dude, your gf is one in a million. You are too fucking lucky

@mr.poop
you indeed are lucky with a girlfriend like that, man that is some funny shit dude XD
here we thought you died, was looking forward to selling you briefs on e-bay for a million bucks XD

wheres the fucking update? :P



i wonder if poop is back in the slammer

fried eggs pork and beans bacon biscuits(breakfast)
bean dip corn chips(snack)
turkey sandwich baked beans cole slaw (lunch)
beef stew cornbread lima beans rolls(supper)


i stayed home today and basically played video games and relaxed havent been farting all thatmuch today but i did let out this spectacular one that stunk up the whole house the u.p.s man got a good whiff of it as i opened the door (this is the same u.p.s guy that told me i smelled bad from my first experiment) anyway ive got to take the pooch to the vet today so ill keep ya posted

You must eat more beenie weenies, they are one of the best bean foods out, and i bet that makes those farts reek like a mofo. Keep up the fantastic work, you are the only role model i would never want to be like. You are dedicated, Its the perfect thread

pinto beans scrambeled eggs toast bacon (brakfast)
salsa bean dip corn chips (snack)
three bean soup lemon pepper chicken mashed potatoes rolls (lunch) *restauraunt*
roast beef sandwich lima beans green salad (supper)


i took my girlfreind out to eat for lunch today and it was pretty good except for one thing. the waitress kept fluttering around us checking in every 2 or 3 minutes to see how everything was. this gets on my nervs more than you will ever know. GO FUCKING AWAY AND LET ME EAT IN PEACE. i finally got tired of it and told her we would call her when we needed her. this seemed to piss her off but guess what i didnt care. since me and my girl were sitting pretty much by ourselves. i let one rip as i left and in case you are wondering yes i left a tip even though she was annoying (oh and by the way my dog has sinus trouble and has to take antibiotics for a while)

Love it, pure genius

well its the last day for this thread so here is the final results



i found that eating beans while tasty sometimes they will indeed put a bind in your social calender to say the least



number of days in experiment 30
number of dirty looks roughly 8
number of people who smelled my farts approximately 25 give or take
number of times my gf sprayed me with air freshener too many to count

funniest moment during experiment-setting my ass hair on fire


what do i plan on doing now that i dont have to eat a bean dish with every meal?-stay as far away from beans as i can


when will i do my next experiment?-id say in about 2 months give or take

what will i do for my next experiment?-i dont know

Wow! Poop, you are a crazy ass! Congrats on completing your "experiment."

You are my hero poopsta
Hope the next one kicks ass too!

im sure that your girlfriend is happy the experiment is done and over with.... shes probably praying youll give up your experiments as they seem to be going on a downhill slope.. getting worse and worse

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Originally posted by Mr.Poop

what do i plan on doing now that i dont have to eat a bean dish with every meal?-stay as far away from beans as i can

good plan....your ass will thank you for it

thanks for the laughs man...and all the bean dishes/recipes too