This is teh shit, keep us posted XD
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Originally posted by bisthrngrl
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i let out a fart a while ago that was so loud it woke her up she just giggled and went back to sleep
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Originally posted by Mr.Poop
i had to go to the bank today and as i was walking through the parking lot i let a good fart and it followed me into the bank and the bank teller (which had a great set of tits by the way) must have smelled it cause she gave me a dirty look
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Originally posted by kbutch
Heres an idea, when you have a good amount of been-gas buildup, then take out a lighter and light the fucker, remember to tape it and put it here. You should have some really flamable butane inthere XD
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Originally posted by larlarlar
They did that on Mythbusters - it works.
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Originally posted by Jujubeez
Poop, you rock, I await furthur postings, this makes your non showering look like childsplay.....
you are truly gifted!
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Originally posted by TickLes
Good luck on your new challenge Poop you spaz
I'm glad you and your girl worked it out, she must be one in a million if she stayed with you after that whole "not washing" thing.
You are one lucky bastard.
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Originally posted by Mr.Poop
pork and beans, eggs with cheese, ham patties,biscuits(breakfast)
23 beersbean dip, salsa, corn chips(snack)
beef tips,three bean salad,roasted potatoes,cornbread,6 beers(lunch)
didnt have supper cause i was drunk and fell asleep
well as you can see by what i ate today that i spent much of the day drinking beer(miller high life) and im not sure which ingredient of my food/alcohol intake did it today but my farts today werent as loud as the farts i had yesterday but the farts today were some of the foulest smelling farts so far i mean it smelled like a skunk had crawled up my ass and died my gf left the apartment on one occasion it smelled so bad and the dog started a sneezing fit from one episode of farting i didnt go anywhere today i just hung around the house except to fetch some beer and i let this fart that gagged me so bad i had to roll all the windows down in my car despite the fact it was 29 degrees