pork and beans poached eggs bacon english muffins(breakfast)
bean dip salsa corn chips (snack)
turkey sandwich butterbean and ham soup cheesecake (lunch)
fried clams potatoe wedges pork and beans (supper)
well as you may be able to tell i didnt post an entry for yesterday thats cause i had to drive to the far side of missisipi to bail my cousin out of jail(public intoxication and disorderly conduct) but i still managed to get my beans in my diet nothing much to report except i had one spectacular fart that left a skidmark in my boxer shorts
by the way for the dumbasses amongst us this is yesterdays adventure
todays post
great northern beans polish sausage eggs toast (breakfast)
bean dip stuffed jalepenos corn chips (snack)
bbq sandwich fries baked beans cole slaw (lunch)
pork chops mashed potatoes butter beans corn bread(supper)
well today i decided to smoke some pot so i did a couple bong hits and i decided to light some of my farts and it worked pretty good so then i decided to pull down my pants and underwear and try to light my farts and i will tell you this if you have a hairy ass like i do i would not recomend you try this i never knew ass hair was so combustable
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