science experiment 2 the bean-o

Poop - I thought you were going to eat ONLY beans... Funny thread though. I hope your girlfriend doesn't end up having her head held under the duvet...

This is one of the more interesting diaries i've seen. Go nuts man.

www.beanbible.com
http://recipes.lovetoknow.com/wiki/Category:Baked_Bean_Recipes

this is getting worse by the day

I'm almost looking forward to finding out what's going on with poop..........damn that sounds bad

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the guy gave me a look of almost awe. i would have to call it. and i must be honest when i left the bathroom i felt proud.

this is going downhill in a hurry



love the daily stories

Poop, you are the Master of STINK!


congrats!

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Originally posted by FeFeHumHum

this is going downhill in a hurry



love the daily stories

GOING downhill?

pork and beans poached eggs bacon english muffins(breakfast)
bean dip salsa corn chips (snack)
turkey sandwich butterbean and ham soup cheesecake (lunch)
fried clams potatoe wedges pork and beans (supper)


well as you may be able to tell i didnt post an entry for yesterday thats cause i had to drive to the far side of missisipi to bail my cousin out of jail(public intoxication and disorderly conduct) but i still managed to get my beans in my diet nothing much to report except i had one spectacular fart that left a skidmark in my boxer shorts
by the way for the dumbasses amongst us this is yesterdays adventure



todays post
great northern beans polish sausage eggs toast (breakfast)
bean dip stuffed jalepenos corn chips (snack)
bbq sandwich fries baked beans cole slaw (lunch)
pork chops mashed potatoes butter beans corn bread(supper)


well today i decided to smoke some pot so i did a couple bong hits and i decided to light some of my farts and it worked pretty good so then i decided to pull down my pants and underwear and try to light my farts and i will tell you this if you have a hairy ass like i do i would not recomend you try this i never knew ass hair was so combustable

are you a god?

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Originally posted by Latino

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i let out a fart a while ago that was so loud it woke her up she just giggled and went back to sleep

GO POOP GO!!
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Originally posted by Mr.Poop

i decided to pull down my pants and underwear and try to light my farts and i will tell you this if you have a hairy ass like i do i would not recomend you try this i never knew ass hair was so combustable

just amazing stuff!!

Normally i don't find some kinds of shit funny...................but this is priceless

Mr.Poop you are a god amongst men, may the misbelievers be smithed by your mighty anal flatulence XD

pork and beans scrambeled eggs hashbrown patties polish sausage(breakfast)
black bean dip corn chips (snack)
cheeseburger fries baked beans (lunch)
pork chops lima beans potatoes (supper)


well today iwent to visit my girlfreinds parents and of course i had the farts so i kept excusing myself to the bathroom they thought i was sick or something towards the end of our visit i let one of the loudest farts ive ever heard im sure they heard me cause they gave me a weird look

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Originally posted by Mr.Poop

well today iwent to visit my girlfreinds parents and of course i had the farts so i kept excusing myself to the bathroom they thought i was sick or something towards the end of our visit i let one of the loudest farts ive ever heard im sure they heard me cause they gave me a weird look

That really is some great shit

pinto beans with onions, scrambeled eggs, sausage links, toast(breakfast)
bean dip, corn chips (snack)
roast beef sandwich ,beanie weenies,salad(lunch)
lima beans,fried chicken,mashed potatoes,salad(supper)



wow what a day im not sure which food caused it but i have been making anal music all day girlfreind went to see her mother and father today so ive been in my apartment all day farting and smoking pot also i got a dvd in the mail today that i have been looking forward to getting its about monster trucks(i love monster trucks)so basically its been a day of farting, getting high, and watching monster trucks crush things i wore some whitey tighties today and i went to the bathroom a while ago and ive got one hell of a skid mark in my drawers wow what a great day

@poop

the fact that you even wear whitey tighties to begin with bothers me :P