Sandwiched between two big pieces of SPAM.

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Originally posted by ramsann

my 5 months old snores.... oohhh great

Just smack the crap out of him, that's what happens to me when I start snoring

thanks for the fatherly advice but ill pass

Just trying to help

Just wait till he comes home one day asking what hookers and floozies are, then you'll be begging me for advice

Clothespin his mouth shut so he just breathes through his nose. It's healthier that way.

Babies can't snore under water.

Just saying...

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Originally posted by ramsann

my 5 months old snores.... oohhh great

You may find some helpful information in this thread:

http://whatboyswant.com/forum_read/5288053/1/10/Duct_tape_they_say_it_has_a_million_uses.html

@ hydra - ain't that the truth

you guys are evil lmfaooooo

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Originally posted by ramsann

you guys are evil lmfaooooo

I have 2, 11 year old boys, gives me license to be evil

11 year olds..... Just give them 5 yrs and you will know what kind of evil you are capable of!

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Originally posted by Notech_The_Abbot

11 year olds..... Just give them 5 yrs and you will know what kind of evil you are capable of!

They already know I'm rotten, and it just keeps getting worse the older they get

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Originally posted by DEMO

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They already know I'm rotten, and it just keeps getting worse the older they get

What hope could they possibly have?

I've had 4 hours of sleep over the last 63 hour spread. I do not think that I am long for this world....

Hey Bust welcome to the over 10 grand club

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Originally posted by bustMall

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What hope could they possibly have?

To fly under my radar till they move out...

Good luck with that

Soo...

Another night of cheap booze and no women. How about you?

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Originally posted by F1098

Isn't that just the sweetest thing ? And gosh....it's from our beloved South. What a surprise.

( I often think that it was the North that lost the Civil War when I read stuff like this....and the dancing with snakes in church while screaming Jesus. But I digress...)


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Ahhh yes....North Carolina...that state that loves gays so much they made it illegal for gays to get married....twice.


I jus returned from North Carolina a little over week ago, there are way to many bubba's down there for me and the worst part of it is that I am related to them. Playing with thier guns, making jokes bout the KKK, and doing things to lesbians and such, my Grandma is the only member of my family down there that knows that I am a lesbian, they are nuts. I dont dare tell any of them bout my sexual preference. And the preachers preach things that are not scriptural, these ppl are dangerous, like the kook in the vid preaching bout putting us in pens. And it was my Grandma who said to me there is no mention bout lesbians in the bible, esp women who are now lesbians stemming from sexual abuse. I like to think that she is right...
I luv ya all.... Lia

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Originally posted by Notech_The_Abbot

Another night of cheap booze and no women. How about you?

ditto, minus the booze, and I got a woman, just can't violate her for another 2 weeks, soo

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Originally posted by bustMall

I've had 4 hours of sleep over the last 63 hour spread. I do not think that I am long for this world....

Yeah, you probably shouldn't drive before getting some sleep. That amount of sleep deprivation puts people into DUI-level impairment with regard to reaction times and thigns.