Sandwiched between two big pieces of SPAM.

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Originally posted by EricLindros

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if you listen to it, let me assure you that I actually do have testicles and a voice of a man.

Pretty much all the review needed to conclude "nah"

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Originally posted by Honda_X

I'm a nerd and I like..research apps before downloading them.

I don't want no shitty scrubs (shitty apps)

Also, while I'm here imma buy some alcohol. I seen a bottle of Jaggermeister?

That can't be spelled right.....but that, and some other stuff. It's all insanely dirt cheap here, anyone have any suggestions.

All I drink is vodka and rum normally...so preferably not vodka or rum.

If you're not into scotch straight up, Crown & amaretto makes for a smooth, tasty treat. Started drinking that in my early 20's and hung on to it ever since.

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Originally posted by FeFeHumHum

well im sold. if i ever need rocks on my roof, i'm calling you up. :P

If you ever need rocks on your roof, I guarantee, I'll answer the phone.




Damn, busy place last night. Lot'o catchin' up to be catchin'. Maybe I shoulda listened to EL. Maybe not. Ain't going back to look for it. Funny how boozies and/or floozies will make a dude do just about anything.

You phuckers stay up too late.

Early to bed, early to rise
gets you off sooner

or sumpin like that.

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Originally posted by ThreadKiller

You phuckers stay up too late.

Early to bed, early to rise
gets you off sooner

or sumpin like that.

not all of us are trying to get off so quickly

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Originally posted by Notech_The_Abbot

It's hard to tell which button you push when you can only focus one eye at a time and I hit edit and well you'll see and so will I tomorrow.

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Originally posted by Honda_X

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You're making me look bad.

Stop it.

Stop it right now.

That.

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Originally posted by ramsann

why is the eye rolling smiley dizzY? wtf lol

Cause the dutchies don't know what emotions and expressions are.

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Originally posted by FeFeHumHum

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not all of us are trying to get off so quickly

Didn't say quicker just sooner.

besides girl like foreplay.

what is redneck foreplay?







You awake?

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Originally posted by bustMall

Damn, busy place last night. Lot'o catchin' up to be catchin'. Maybe I shoulda listened to EL. Maybe not. Ain't going back to look for it. Funny how boozies and/or floozies will make a dude do just about anything.

More the booze than anything else, but it's not like I really care that much anyway. I mean, there are like hours of my voice on the site with the podcasts and such, so... meh.

those floozies, so devious

Hours of singing? Braver man than I, but then I'm tone deaf to my own voice.



And straight in from the southern party scene... did Honda find his Jag?

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Originally posted by FeFeHumHum

those floozies, so devious

Ah... no intended reference. Just a rhyming irony.

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Originally posted by bustMall

Ah... no intended reference. Just a rhyming irony.

i'll have you know, sir, i'm completely and totally offended.

ill let you know how you can make it up to me





ok, so on another point. my boss just came in and asked me for my jeep keys because he wanted to move my vehicle. i was thinking uhh ok. so then i walk past the window and see my jeep parked in the middle of the business lawn under a tree, and hes polishing it.......again.

He must think it makes the place look bad if employees can't keep a decent looking vehicle.

Milk it Baby, milk it.

yeah, i wish he would make the epic mistake of using that excuse to me. that would most definitely launch a "i need a raise so i can afford a new car" campaign

Good luck with that.

wow. leave it to my mom to kill my weekend fun.

i was going to play in this 10 ball tournament tomorrow which doesnt start until 1pm, i just got a text asking if i can do something "family" related tomorrow at 6 or 7. if i say no because of pool i'll hear about it for fucking weeks.

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Originally posted by FeFeHumHum

ok, so on another point. my boss just came in and asked me for my jeep keys because he wanted to move my vehicle. i was thinking uhh ok. so then i walk past the window and see my jeep parked in the middle of the business lawn under a tree, and hes polishing it.......again.

I think you should tell him that it has enough polish, but you could use some work done on it...maybe a new stereo, new wheels.

a new stereo? it doesnt even have a current stereo.

i cant even make this shit up, he's STILL outside polishing my jeep. its been several hours. i havent even been able to leave to get lunch. i thought it might be rude to be like 'yeah....... could you continue this in about 20 minutes? kthnx'

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Originally posted by FeFeHumHum

a new stereo? it doesnt even have a current stereo.

i cant even make this shit up, he's STILL outside polishing my jeep. its been several hours. i havent even been able to leave to get lunch. i thought it might be rude to be like 'yeah....... could you continue this in about 20 minutes? kthnx'

I wish I was in Florida, cuz he could do mine next.

He's very inconsiderate...I mean polishing your jeep over your lunch break...what a jerk.

WOMEN!!!!

Even when you wax their car, it's wrong.

i know, what an asshole


no srsly. its awesome, just weird.

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Originally posted by FeFeHumHum

i know, what an asshole


no srsly. its awesome, just weird.

Its a little weird. I'm quite certain that at some point an awkward conversation is gonna take place. :/