And now to lighten the mood...everyones favorite:
Random Chat Thread, We All Have Star Tattoos On Our Crotches.
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EricLindros 13 years ago
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Originally posted by Sugarpie
Sorry to hear that Bangs. I was thinking the other day that in the next year...maybe 2, I'm probably going to have to put my dog down cuz he's getting old...and it just breaks my heart. I don't know how I'm going to do it, I get all emotional just thinking about it. To actually do it...I think it requires something that I just don't have yet.
It kind of helps if they're in pain, because that way it's like you're helping them not suffer anymore. Think about how bad their quality of life is, and if you would want to live under shitty circumstances like that. Doesn't really make it a lot easier, but a little, and every little bit helps.
Also, sorry to hear that bangs. I mean, cats are evil and such, but still we all get emotionally attached to pets and stuff, so that sucks.
EricLindros 13 years ago
[Deleted] 13 years ago
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Originally posted by EricLindros
Some twitter accounts are better than others.
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Originally posted by Big Keer@KimKardashian FUCK YOU WHORE YOU ALSO LOVE BLACK COCK
Sounds about right.
EricLindros 13 years ago
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Originally posted by Big Keer
@justinbieber HEY YOU FUCKEN FAGGOT. I HAVE A PICTURE OF YOU SUCKING A BIG BLACK COCK HAHAHAHAH FUCKEN QUEER
That too.
[Deleted] 13 years ago
I defy you to watch this without tearing up a little.
http://www.cnn.com/video/?hpt=hp_c2#/video/us/2012/10/09/surprise-military-family-south-carolina-game.gamecocksonline-com
http://www.cnn.com/video/?hpt=hp_c2#/video/us/2012/10/09/surprise-military-family-south-carolina-game.gamecocksonline-com
EricLindros 13 years ago
I'll admit it.
I teared up.
You can tell those guys love each other a lot by the way they're so loving and giving to one another. Giving the penis, I mean.
I teared up.
You can tell those guys love each other a lot by the way they're so loving and giving to one another. Giving the penis, I mean.
F1098 13 years ago
and love to all of you. especially Bangles....i would be really torn up if anything happened to my cat.
Anonymous18 13 years ago
Yeah anything bad happening to pets even if its just from old age is absolutely terrible, especially if you have a strong bond with the pet
EricLindros 13 years ago
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Originally posted by F1098
and love to all of you. especially Bangles....i would be really torn up if anything happened to my cat.
Ok, that's at least two cats, which means there's a 55% chance that one of you guys has a little furry murderer.
F1098 13 years ago
anyone with a cat that goes outside is aware of this. but you also forgot the lizards, bugs and critters beyond forensic description.
but....if there is ever a cat killathon in the pet olympics i would get my little killer in there in a heart beat. I witnessed her taking down TWO birds at once this summer.
( absent from this discussion is the number of cats which are killed by the local dogs. GRRRRRR
Anonymous18 13 years ago
I've never owned a cat myself, but when i was 19/20-ish I lived for a while with a boyfriend, and his mom had this black cat named Princess. This cat was hilarious, very playful.
I watched his mom attempt to give this cat a pill for something they had to take her to the vet for once. It was the most ridiculous thing ever. Saw this posted on FB and lol'd thoroughly remembering it.
How to Give a Cat a Pill
1. Pick up cat and cradle it in the crook of your left arm as if holding a baby. Position right forefinger and thumb on either side of cat's mouth and gently apply pressure to cheeks while holding pill in right hand As cat opens mouth, pop pill into mouth. Allow cat to close mouth and swallow.
2. Retrieve pill from floor and cat from behind sofa
Cradle cat in left arm and repeat process
3. Retrieve cat from bedroom, and throw soggy pill away.
4. Take new pill from foil wrap, cradle cat in left arm, holding rear paws tightly with left hand.
Force jaws open and push pill to back of mouth with right forefinger. Hold mouth shut for a count of ten.
5. Retrieve pill from goldfish bowl and cat from top of wardrobe.
Call spouse in from the garden.
6. Kneel on floor with cat wedged firmly between knees, hold front and rear paws.
Ignore low growls emitted by cat. Get spouse to hold head firmly with one hand while forcing wooden ruler into mouth. Drop pill down ruler and rub cat's throat vigorously.
7. Retrieve cat from curtain rail.
Get another pill from foil wrap. Make note to buy new ruler and repair curtains. Carefully sweep shattered figurines and vases from hearth and set to one side for gluing later.
8. Wrap cat in large towel and get spouse to lie on cat with head just visible from below armpit.
Put pill in end of drinking straw, force mouth open with pencil and blow down drinking straw
9. Check label to make sure pill not harmful to humans and drink one beer to take taste away. Apply band-aid to spouse's forearm and remove blood from carpet with cold water and soap.
10. Retrieve cat from neighbor's shed
Get another pill. Open another beer. Place cat in cupboard, and close door onto neck, to leave head showing. Force mouth open with dessert spoon. Flick pill down throat with elastic band.
11. Fetch screwdriver from garage and put cupboard door back on hinges. Drink beer. Fetch bottle of scotch. Pour shot, drink.
Apply cold compress to cheek and check records for date of last tetanus shot. Apply whiskey compress to cheek to disinfect. Toss back another shot. Throw tee-shirt away and fetch new one from bedroom.
12. Call fire department to retrieve the #$%^&* cat from the top of the tree across the road. Apologize to neighbor who crashed into fence while swerving to avoid cat.
Take last pill from foil wrap.
13. Using heavy-duty pruning gloves from shed, tie the little *&#%^'s front paws to rear paws with garden twine and bind tightly to leg of dining table. Push pill into mouth followed by large piece of filet steak. Be rough about it. Hold head vertically and pour two pints of water down throat to wash pill down.
14. Consume remainder of scotch. Get spouse to drive you to the emergency room. Sit quietly while doctor stitches fingers and forearm and removes pill remnants from right eye. Call furniture shop on way home to order new table
15. Arrange for ASPCA to collect mutant cat from hell and call local pet shop to see if they have any hamsters.
How To Give A Dog A Pill
1. Wrap it in bacon.
Seems like solid logic on why I will own another dog... and probably not any cats
I watched his mom attempt to give this cat a pill for something they had to take her to the vet for once. It was the most ridiculous thing ever. Saw this posted on FB and lol'd thoroughly remembering it.
How to Give a Cat a Pill
1. Pick up cat and cradle it in the crook of your left arm as if holding a baby. Position right forefinger and thumb on either side of cat's mouth and gently apply pressure to cheeks while holding pill in right hand As cat opens mouth, pop pill into mouth. Allow cat to close mouth and swallow.
2. Retrieve pill from floor and cat from behind sofa
Cradle cat in left arm and repeat process
3. Retrieve cat from bedroom, and throw soggy pill away.
4. Take new pill from foil wrap, cradle cat in left arm, holding rear paws tightly with left hand.
Force jaws open and push pill to back of mouth with right forefinger. Hold mouth shut for a count of ten.
5. Retrieve pill from goldfish bowl and cat from top of wardrobe.
Call spouse in from the garden.
6. Kneel on floor with cat wedged firmly between knees, hold front and rear paws.
Ignore low growls emitted by cat. Get spouse to hold head firmly with one hand while forcing wooden ruler into mouth. Drop pill down ruler and rub cat's throat vigorously.
7. Retrieve cat from curtain rail.
Get another pill from foil wrap. Make note to buy new ruler and repair curtains. Carefully sweep shattered figurines and vases from hearth and set to one side for gluing later.
8. Wrap cat in large towel and get spouse to lie on cat with head just visible from below armpit.
Put pill in end of drinking straw, force mouth open with pencil and blow down drinking straw
9. Check label to make sure pill not harmful to humans and drink one beer to take taste away. Apply band-aid to spouse's forearm and remove blood from carpet with cold water and soap.
10. Retrieve cat from neighbor's shed
Get another pill. Open another beer. Place cat in cupboard, and close door onto neck, to leave head showing. Force mouth open with dessert spoon. Flick pill down throat with elastic band.
11. Fetch screwdriver from garage and put cupboard door back on hinges. Drink beer. Fetch bottle of scotch. Pour shot, drink.
Apply cold compress to cheek and check records for date of last tetanus shot. Apply whiskey compress to cheek to disinfect. Toss back another shot. Throw tee-shirt away and fetch new one from bedroom.
12. Call fire department to retrieve the #$%^&* cat from the top of the tree across the road. Apologize to neighbor who crashed into fence while swerving to avoid cat.
Take last pill from foil wrap.
13. Using heavy-duty pruning gloves from shed, tie the little *&#%^'s front paws to rear paws with garden twine and bind tightly to leg of dining table. Push pill into mouth followed by large piece of filet steak. Be rough about it. Hold head vertically and pour two pints of water down throat to wash pill down.
14. Consume remainder of scotch. Get spouse to drive you to the emergency room. Sit quietly while doctor stitches fingers and forearm and removes pill remnants from right eye. Call furniture shop on way home to order new table
15. Arrange for ASPCA to collect mutant cat from hell and call local pet shop to see if they have any hamsters.
How To Give A Dog A Pill
1. Wrap it in bacon.
Seems like solid logic on why I will own another dog... and probably not any cats
[Deleted] 13 years ago
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Originally posted by FeFeHumHum
I've never owned a cat myself
Me either and probably never will, not a massive cat fan.
O.K.
Davey45 13 years ago
Anybody ever see that wierdo cat-whisperer guy on Animal Planet?
Davey45 13 years ago
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Originally posted by F1098
( absent from this discussion is the number of cats which are killed by the local dogs. GRRRRRR
Are there wild packs of dogs roaming your neighborhood? If so, that's not cool. If a cat comes into my yard, it's fair game for my dog though.
F1098 13 years ago
Likewise, if your dog happened to wander into my yard he would be shot dead.
I have no tolerance for people who do not take responsibility for their animals and twice in my short life I have had my cat killed by a wandering dog. Went to court both times and successfully defended my case.
The judge stated that with the documented history I had presented that I had good reason to defend my property (pet).
Interestingly, US courts have no problem accepting the wandering behavior of cats because they do not present any danger to property, pets or human life. They are just a nusiance to tiny critters.
I have no tolerance for people who do not take responsibility for their animals and twice in my short life I have had my cat killed by a wandering dog. Went to court both times and successfully defended my case.
The judge stated that with the documented history I had presented that I had good reason to defend my property (pet).
Interestingly, US courts have no problem accepting the wandering behavior of cats because they do not present any danger to property, pets or human life. They are just a nusiance to tiny critters.
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Originally posted by Davey45
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Are there wild packs of dogs roaming your neighborhood? If so, that's not cool. If a cat comes into my yard, it's fair game for my dog though.
Anonymous18 13 years ago
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Originally posted by Davey45
Anybody ever see that wierdo cat-whisperer guy on Animal Planet?
Is that the weird guy who carries a guitar case around or some such ridiculousness?
Anonymous18 13 years ago
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Originally posted by F1098
Likewise, if your dog happened to wander into my yard he would be shot dead.
LESBIANS ON A RAMPAGE.... WITH GUNS!! wtf!!
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