Random Chat Thread, We All Have Star Tattoos On Our Crotches.

Oh what? It was like 11pm a minute ago.

Gay.

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Originally posted by Honda_X

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Cool beans.

LETS GET THE $10,000 gold-plated ones! That's how you know it's true love.

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Originally posted by EricLindros

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LETS GET THE $10,000 gold-plated ones! That's how you know it's true love.

Also,



Wow.

She's beautiful. If you're a cast member of Jersey Shore.


Let me fix the fact that the only chick in this thread is a beastly orange thing.

MILA KUNIS, BROS.




Aston Kutcher is all up in there. Which is probably enough evidence for everyone to stop believing in God right now.

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Originally posted by Honda_X

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Cool beans.

I watched this twice, and I'm still not sure I understand how it works.

Oh I seen that earlier and I was all "DAAAYYYYYMMMM JACKIE, U SEXY".

But I said it like I was like, down with the hip, funky fresh rap music.

Long story short, would intercourse with her butt.

They're making another goddamn Die Hard movie? That 4th one was total shitballs.

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I hope this one isnt, though it probably will be.

Justin Long should have been brutally killed.

Also, Die Hard with a Vengeance is the only Die Hard I'll watch whenever its on.


Which brings me to two points,

One, Wouldn't John McClane just assume he is fucking immortal at this point? I mean, on my fifth encounter with highly trained, super terrorist assassins....I'd like, I wouldn't be as worried as I was the first time. Like, in his life, it's like....less likely that John McClane would just have like, a normal, uneventful decade, than to have one brimming with murdering dudes.

How many dudes has he killed? Like 100? You think he wouldn't at least be in the fucking FBI by now? I mean, "yeah, you've stopped quite a few terrorist plots, some involving simple things, like foreign dictators staging coups, to more advanced things, like super hackers basically bringing the ENTIRE COUNTRY to its knees... "Yeah, lets make him a detective...seems fair, promotion and all".

Two, the fourth Die Hard was just a random generic thriller/action flick, then they slapped on the Die Hard name and cast Willis so people would go see it. Which pissed me off.

BONUS POINT - It was rated fucking PG-13. Fuck. That. Shit.

Isn't he dreamy?

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Originally posted by Sugarpie

Isn't he dreamy?

I think that's what I would look like if I got AIDS.

So, I'm itching the crackle of my buttocks ...and well, where my tail bone is I find a hair.

I pull it out, It's about...a foot long, half jet black, half white.

Who does this belong to?

Justin Long looks like one of the creepy weirdos Mulder and Scully would have messed up in the X-Files.

Does this link work here?




Anyway, yeah, the first three Die Hards are all worth a watch. The fourth one just made me sad. And justin long should have died like 9 times in that movie. Or at least once. Nerds dont survive wars and terrorists and shit. Come teh fuck on.

Also, I don't think John McClain could be in the FBI because he doesn't listen to authority, you know? Also, he drinks a lot of booze or something. They'd probably get sick of him.

I kinda liked the last Die Hard. Granted it wasn't as good as the first or third, but it was WAY better than #2....that movie was just plain awful.

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Originally posted by Sugarpie

I kinda liked the last Die Hard. Granted it wasn't as good as the first or third, but it was WAY better than #2....that movie was just plain awful.

You're just saying that because of Douchetin Long.

2 was kind of less good than 1 and 3, but still better than 4.

Still...after you save the country enough times, someone has to want you to be on their team...even if you're an extraordinarily lucky cop.

I dunno, just pisses me off.

Also,

1, 3, 2, 4.

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Originally posted by EricLindros

4 was kind of less good than 1 and 3, but still better than 2.

Fixed it for you.


@ Honda - nope... 3, 1, 4, 2

Also...my avatar is amazing.

I do like your avatar. It's pretty awesome.