Random Chat Thread, We All Have Star Tattoos On Our Crotches.

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Originally posted by Sugarpie

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Anyone else impressed that he was able to take a pic of his heels? Don't ruin this for me by telling me it was on a timer or something.

No, just set it on the floor behind you and press the button on the top of the camera. EZPZ

Dros just cropped out his goatse.

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Originally posted by mrdorkbutt

Not in that movie she doesn't. You hate on Aniston, but you are down with Blake Lively? Really? Can't figure you out EL.

Here, let me help you out:

1. Blake Lively is attractive and young and hot.
2. Jennifer Aniston is a pug-nosed icy fug bitch with a botox face and probably smells like patchouli. The only good thing about her is her nipples, and that she's so obviously is still in love with Brad Pitt and looks pathetic. Because scootenfruity.

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Originally posted by Kanzen

Dros just cropped out his goatse.

Sorry to disappoint.

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Originally posted by EricLindros

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Sorry to disappoint.

As you should be.

I've got a cold, and fucked up my neck and back even more.

Life is good.

What you all up to these days?

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Originally posted by EricLindros

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1. Blake Lively is attractive and young and hot.

She lost me at Green Lantern. That movie was so bad I punched an old lady.

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Originally posted by mrdorkbutt

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She lost me at Green Lantern. That movie was so bad I punched an old lady.

Probably in the vagina. With your penis. Cause you're all old and stuff. Like EL.

Yeah, hot girls can make good movies and ugly old witches with frosty cobweb filled vaginas can make decent movies, like Bruce Almighty.

Random gifness.

You can't just shotgun GIFs into a thread or post out of, or without, context.
It ain't funny and makes people cry.

Obama, the early years! http://www.comedycentral.com/video-clips/b4hsbd/key-and-peele-obama---the-college-years

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Originally posted by Bangledesh

You can't just shotgun GIFs into a thread or post out of, or without, context.
It ain't funny and makes people cry.

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This.

If posting was acting, this would be you:

[youtube]ZR6Cw_3q1Pg[/youtube]

And if posting was singing karaoke, this would be you:

[youtube]X7TnFpjWIM0[/youtube]

If you don't "Aww..." at this, you are dead to me.

That's sweet !

Be sweeter if it wasn't written on a piece of trash.

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Originally posted by F1098

That's sweet !

You are not dead to me.
In fact, you've picked up the extra half that EL gave up by hating on it.

Even as a painting (drawing- it was labeled as a painting?) she's just straight aces.

I would do tender, loving, knowledgeable things for acceptable and frequent periods of time to her.

Uhh... LAB.