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Mandles? Rather wear flip-flops.

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Originally posted by DEMO

I believe dros would rock a pair of sandals with socks...

I believe you done lost your mind.

I'd cut my feet off at the ankle before I wore sandals + socks

sandals+socks=never appropriate.

Jeez, I've eaten like crap the last week.

I think it's making me feel lethargic and whatnot.

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Originally posted by EricLindros

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I believe you done lost your mind.

I'd cut my feet off at the ankle before I wore sandals + socks

Long ago...

what are you doing up so late on a school night Demo?

Couldn't sleep, been up since 3:15AM

Shit sucks

And I guess I could ask you the same question

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Originally posted by EricLindros

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I believe you done lost your mind.

I'd cut my feet off at the ankle before I wore sandals + socks

Missin u.

Also, I don't even know what to say.

Typing is hard and stuff, but yeah. Missing everyone a lot. I'll try to post a bit more later.

Got a plan to solve your typing problems.


1. Find attractive hussy.
2. Convince her to be your secretary for a while (pay her in penis, if you like)
3. Profit!

Honda, in as few words as possible...to spare your digits. What did you do to yourself?

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Originally posted by DEMO

Couldn't sleep, been up since 3:15AM

Shit sucks

And I guess I could ask you the same question

I don't sleep much. Besides, its like 2 hours earlier here I think.

Honda needs one of those fancy computer programs that allows you to talk and it translates your words to text, problem solved

SP - I believe sleep is overrated any way...

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Originally posted by Sugarpie

Honda, in as few words as possible...to spare your digits. What did you do to yourself?

Punching walls, from what I understand.

From experience, I can tell you it's not a good idea. I punched the cinder-block wall of our baseball team's dugout one time after I struck out. I didn't take another at bat for weeks.

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Originally posted by DEMO

Honda needs one of those fancy computer programs that allows you to talk and it translates your words to text, problem solved

I think his iPhone thing should be able to do that.

You shouldn't punch walls....cinder-block or otherwise.



Punch something softer...like jello....or babies.

I just had a road rage incident, some douche was being all douchey and driving real slow, so when I tried to overtake, he sped up. I managed to overtake eventually. He overtook me on a traffic island, and as he passed me, I called him a wanker, and made the appropriate hand gesture.

Then his balls grew, and he stopped in the middle of the road and got out. So, naturally I got out too. Before he even started mouthing off, I suggested "for your own good, drive on".

I'm not a small chap, so he did the manly thing and shut up and drove off. To which I'm pleased really, I'd of liked to of punched the prick, however I had the wife and kids in the car, and wouldn't want to put hem in that position.

So, anyhoo, punching jello, or babies, or big balled pricks?

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Originally posted by Sugarpie

You shouldn't punch walls....cinder-block or otherwise.



Punch something softer...like jello....or babies.

Yeah, I learned.

that was back in my younger and more anger-filled days. like when I was 16 or something.

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Originally posted by Paddy!

I just had a [ Link ] incident, some douche was being all douchey and driving real slow, so when I tried to overtake, he sped up. I managed to overtake eventually. He overtook me on a traffic island, and as he passed me, I called him a [ Link ], and made the appropriate hand gesture.

Then his balls grew, and he stopped in the middle of the road and got out. So, naturally I got out too. Before he even started mouthing off, I suggested "for your own good, drive on".

I'm not a small chap, so he did the manly thing and shut up and drove off. To which I'm pleased really, I'd of liked to of punched the prick, however I had the wife and kids in the car, and wouldn't want to put hem in that position.

So, anyhoo, punching jello, or babies, or big balled pricks?

What a pussy that guy was. I would have stood up to you about it.

*pokes Paddy in the chest*



I really do get frustrated with people who drive like that. Either decide to be a slow douche and let me just go around you and be on my way or go with the flow of traffic so we can all get along.... don't do some of both like an asshole.

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Originally posted by EricLindros

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Punching walls, from what I understand.

From experience, I can tell you it's not a good idea. I punched the cinder-block wall of our baseball team's dugout one time after I struck out. I didn't take another at bat for weeks.

I punch walls.
Used to quite hate-enjoy punching the concrete support wall in my room when I'd get super pissed off.

I have broken too much random shit by punching it. Multiple closet doors, random drywall in my old house, the windshield of my old truck, and a few others. Only thing I punch now is a punching bag.

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Originally posted by Davey45

I have broken too much random shit by punching it. Multiple closet doors, random drywall in my old house, the windshield of my old truck, and a few others. Only thing I punch now is a punching bag.

Sissy.
Punching bags are for girls and Canadians with their fragile avian-like bones.