Political Low-Content Thread

Egypt Protesters Get Run Down by Van: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_cWOK0Lfh7w

Gillard....you fool:
Things are never so bad,that they couldn't be worse.
The sad thing about this is, when Ipswich flooded none of those poor devils were allowed to go to the air force base, it was considered too risky. Keep in mind that no one lives on Amberley base these days, but has huge amounts of accommodation, an officer's mess kitchen ( now unused) a movie theatre, could have helped with the kids. Endless source of water, electricity and room for vehicles... But NO, they were not allowed to go there, but Moslems that have disrespected our Air Force base in Weipa, are allowed to stay.
WHAT IS GOING ON in this country....
Received this info from friend who drives the pilot boat in Weipa:-
Three hundred boat people have been housed at RAAF Sherger Air Base in Weipa.
All are being accepted into Australia .
All are men.
All receive the pension same as our pensioners – all get the same amount again for hardship payment – this equals twice what our pensioners get.
All receive fifty dollars a day for spending money.
Security staff employed to watch them.
Chefs employed to feed them (one quarter of a tonne of chicken a day alone is cooked).
They won't pick up their own rubbish.
There was a massive dispute because they didn't like the radio station.
Another dispute because batteries were flat for the Nintendo games.
Tents set up for mosque prayers had to be air conditioned.
The Bores/Wells set up to run RAAF Sherger adequately are now dry because taps are left running all day long.
Sewerage systems now blocked with condoms (???) supplied to them (and all of them are men remember)
Dept of Immigration & Citizenship (DIAC) wants Dept of Defence to pay all the bills so they can hide the costs of allowing three hundred refugees into the country from taxpaying Australians.
Australia needs to know.
Congratulations Gillard you fool.

missing wisconsin democratic senator reportedly spotted in arizona

Is he wearing golf shoes?

Yeah, looks like some dude was golfing, went after his ball a bit off the fairway, and came back with a few cactus prickles on him.

Do you really need to call rescue though? Toughen up (well, if he is one of those cheesy Wisconsinites, I guess I understand now)

i heard the rest of the legislators voted him off the cart & finished the round without him.

but, hey, it's just a cheesehead rumor, you know????

Az

while i disdain from double posting, one must remember the great leader, MOSES, who led his people thru the desert for 40 years to reach the promised land.

think about it. is this guy a great potential leader or what???

Az

^^^

Surgeons Extraordinare:

A doctor from Israel says:
"In Israel the medicine is so advanced that we cut off a man's testicles; we put them into another man, and in 6 weeks he is looking for work."

The German doctor comments:
"That's nothing, in Germany we take part of the brain out of a person; we put it into another person's head, and in 4 weeks he is looking for work."

A Russian doctor says:
"That's nothing either. In Russia we take out half of the heart from a person; we put it into another person's chest, and in 2 weeks he is looking for work."

The Australian doctor answers immediately:
"That's nothing fellas, you’re way behind us....in OZ, ...We grabbed a female spinster atheist, size 34-40-54, with balls, a wooden heart, speaks like a mortician, bobs her head like a chook, waves her hands like a ventriloquist, spends money like its going out of fashion.....and....
we made her Prime Minster of Australia and very soon .....the whole bloody country will be looking for work!!!!!!"

Another 81 illegal boat people arrive on our shores. Anger is the only word I can describe how I feel. I don't feel sorry for these people and I don't feel responsible. I see a refugee as someone fleeing their country for his or her life to the nearest safe haven.
When someone passes many countries and pays thousands of dollars to come to Australia they are not refugees. We are taken for a soft touch and seen as idiots by these people who have no regard or respect for our laws.
I don't blame the illegal boat people; I blame our incompetent Gillard Government. When Julia Gillard came to the fore and was touted to become the first female Prime Minister of Australia I thought a female would be good for the country. I was wrong, she is the worst Prime Minister this country has ever had, and she has to go.
I am sick and tired of multiculturalism being forced upon us. It has failed here and many countries around the world. When are our governments going to realize that a cohesive society is one that shares the same values, laws and principals? Stop bringing people into the country that are opposed to our beliefs. Stop allowing refugees that are from countries that are not compatible with our customs and will find it hard to integrate into our society.
Australians are fed up with boat people. If people are in fear of their lives why would they demand their rights, burn the detention centers, or have anything to complain about.
Our streets and cities are overflowing with homeless street people; our youth don't have the same support given to them as those who come here illegally, and you will only get immediate health care is you are a refugee. I have had enough of this Bullshit. As far as I am concerned turn the boats around, we don't need or can afford to have them here. Clean up our own backyard first Julia, get in touch with the Australian people first, instead of trying to be a leader of the world. I have never seen a leader so dispassionate from the Australian people as Julia Gillard. Maybe she has never come to appreciate or respect what it truly means to be Australian.

An Arizona Department of Safety Officer pulled over a pick-up truck owner for a faulty taillight.

When the officer approached the driver, the man behind the wheel
handed the officer his driver’s license, insurance card and
a concealed weapons carry permit.

The officer took all the documents, looked them over and said. "Mr..
Smith, I see you have a CCP, do you have any weapons with you?"

The driver replied, " yes sir, I have a 357 handgun in a hip holster, a
.45 in the glove box and a .22 derringer in my boot."

The officer looked at the driver and asked, "Anything else?"

"Yes sir, I have a Mossberg 500 12 gauge and an AR-15 behind the seat.

The officer asked if the man was driving to or from a shooting range
and the man said he wasn't, so the officer bent over and looked into the driver's face and said "Mr. Smith, you're carrying quite a few guns.
May I ask what you are afraid of?

Mr. Smith locked eyes with the officer and calmly answered,
"Not a fucking thing!"

Az

New Retrenchment Method (I LIKE IT)
This is great - every boss should do it
A Lay-off letter from an excellent boss.

Dear Employees,
As the CEO of this organisation, I have resigned myself to the fact that Julia Gillard is our Prime Minister and that our insurance costs, taxes and government fees have increased and obviously will continue to increase in a BIG way. This is the Labor way.
To compensate for these increases, our prices would have to increase by at least 10%. But since we cannot increase our prices right now due to the dismal state of the economy, we will have to lay off sixty of our employees instead.
This has really been bothering me since I believe we are family here and I didn't know how to choose who would have to go.
So, this is what I did. I walked through our parking lots and found sixty either 'Vote Labor or Kevin 007' bumper stickers displayed on our employees' cars. The board has decided these are the ones that we will let go. We can't think of a fairer way to approach this problem. They voted for change...... and now they are getting it.
I will see the rest of you at the annual company picnic.
THE BOSS

Top Four Lovers: PPS File.

Re-open 911:

http://www.multiupload.com/47PO3P0AUS

Australia's New Car:

New from GMH~The 2011 Gillard-Goose
(available only in Australia)

This car runs on hot air, taxes and more taxes, bullshit and broken promises.

It has right-hand drive and three wheels that speed the vehicle through tight right turns.
It comes complete with two Teleprompters, programmed to help the occupants talk their way out of any violations.

Comes in S, M, L, XL and 2XL

It won't get you to work, but hey, there soon won't be any jobs anyway.

Available shortly will be a second model known as the SWAN however economy trials indicate that it uses far too much fuel.
A third model in the line-up is the BROWN however continuing problems with exhaust blockages remain unresolved.

http://heathenscripture.wordpress.com/2011/07/14/you-shut-your-goddamn-carbon-taxin-mouth/

I figured I might as well get this thread jumpin'

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