Political Low-Content Thread

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Originally posted by azdesertrat

where the hell would that money come from?? would they sell fort knox??

Who needs actual money to pay your bills when you can just print it?

One of the benefits of being a sovereign and holding the world's reserve currency (for now), I suppose.

193% of voters can't be wrong.

The people asking the questions are obviously kind of doucehbags, but the guy answering them is even more so. "I don't care about the Constitution" Lolz?

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Congressman afraid that Guam may capsize due to overcrowding.

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Obviously, he's dumb. It would only capsize if everyone ran to one side all at once.

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Originally posted by EricLindros

Congressman afraid that Guam may capsize due to overcrowding.

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Obviously, he's dumb. It would only capsize if everyone ran to one side all at once.

Huh. That's something.


Also, "Umm... we don't anticipate that."

And then.....

then...

Subject: New Government Emblem

Old Government Seal New KRudd seal




Official Announcement:





The government today announced that it is changing its emblem from our Australian flag to a CONDOM because it more accurately reflects the government's political stance. A condom allows for inflation, halts production, destroys the next generation, protects a bunch of pricks, and gives you a sense of security while you're actually being screwed.

Damn, it just doesn't get more accurate than that!

KFC Dinner Meals:

We all remember the KFC "Hillary Meal"
: small breasts and big thighs.

Now, KFC has announced an addition to their chicken dinners.

It's called the “Rudd” Bucket:

it consists of nothing but left wings and an asshole.

^^^

Originally posted by Jalapeno Jem......I thought it fit here better

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk_politics/election_2010/8649853.stm

Aussie Humor:

A driver is stuck in a traffic jam on the motorway. Nothing is moving.

Suddenly a man knocks on the window. The driver rolls down his window and asks, "What's going on?"

"Terrorists have kidnapped Kevin Rudd, Wayne Swan, Anna Bligh and Julia Gillard. They're asking for a $310 million ransom. Otherwise they're going to douse them with petrol and set them on fire. We're going from car to car, taking up a collection."

The driver asks, "How much is everyone giving, on average?"

"About a liter ."

This one kinda went down a slippery slope after Thomas Jefferson's quote about the evil banks and their puppet corporations...
Oh, an' he was right about those banks, y'know ...

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Originally posted by SydneySinbad

Aussie Humor:

A driver is stuck in a traffic jam on the motorway. Nothing is moving.

Suddenly a man knocks on the window. The driver rolls down his window and asks, "What's going on?"

"Terrorists have kidnapped Kevin Rudd, Wayne Swan, Anna Bligh and Julia Gillard. They're asking for a $310 million ransom. Otherwise they're going to douse them with petrol and set them on fire. We're going from car to car, taking up a collection."

The driver asks, "How much is everyone giving, on average?"

"About a liter ."

Why Republican Men are more happier than Democrat Men: