Oh I'm Banned!!!

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Originally posted by cyber_punk

me

um you what?

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Originally posted by FaShizzle

[reply=EricLindros]
[reply=Gloria]
I got banned from a posh restaurant in London last year "improperly dressed" they said - I was letting my nipples show through. I counted four professional prostitutes at other tables....

But were they showing their nipples at the posh resturant?




I believe you also got banned from the "I'm a classy lady" club that day.
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Shut the fuck up you doofus...anytime a broad wants to show nips let her...unless they're huge nips...I was just watching the Thomas Crowne Affair, no one was complaining with Rene Russo in that sheer gown
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I'm sure that if this woman were anything like Rene Russo (read: even remotely attractive) nobody would have a problem with a slight hint of nipple. However, as is more likely the case, sloppy Suzy Sluttenstein decides to wear a fishnet top into Tavern on the Green everyone there will be complaining about it.

Sluttily exposed nipples are fine in some places; the park, public streets, the mall, the police station, the subway, IHOP, airplanes, church, etc, but not in a classy resturant. A good meal is sacrosanct.

Yes. I have been kicked out of a fraternity of sorts, several coffee shops around town, a diner, a grocery store and a few girl's houses in there somewhere. I've kind of toned it down in recent years so I am being subjected to less of that these days.

i always show my nipples at red lobster.

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Originally posted by lokithemadtitan

i always show my nipples at red lobster.

that's fine. I said "classy" resturant.


I show by scrotum at the Old Country Buffet.

in fact, it's on the menu there.

fuck that n00bie..deleted his posts and all related quotes

awww...i thought my opposite characterisation of him was pretty good.

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Originally posted by EricLindros

awww...i thought my opposite characterisation of him was pretty good.

meh!

did i quote him. shit. -2. damn it latino. wait red lobster aint classy. tgi fridays then?

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Originally posted by Bigdaddydiesel

At 8.30 that evening while I was in South London I clipped a lamp post

Learn to drive you girly spasmo

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Originally posted by lokithemadtitan

did i quote him. shit. -2. damn it latino. wait red lobster aint classy. tgi fridays then?

tgi fridays

You know what's classy, those diners with the jukebox right on the tables. Those places kicked ass.

my father and i got asked to leave a red lobster. so we finished eating then left without paying.

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Originally posted by EricLindros

[reply=lokithemadtitan]
i always show my nipples at red lobster.

that's fine. I said "classy" resturant.


I show by scrotum at the Old Country Buffet.

in fact, it's on the menu there.
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I know a girl who works at one of those...hate the broad...she's as big a dump as that place

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Originally posted by lokithemadtitan

my father and i got asked to leave a red lobster. so we finished eating then left without paying.

I have to ask...why did you and papa Loki get asked to leave?

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Originally posted by FaShizzle

[reply=lokithemadtitan]
my father and i got asked to leave a red lobster. so we finished eating then left without paying.

I have to ask...why did you and papa Loki get asked to leave?
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no reason really. we were just throwing those little COCKtail shrimps at people and one another.

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Originally posted by lokithemadtitan

[reply=FaShizzle]
[reply=lokithemadtitan]
my father and i got asked to leave a red lobster. so we finished eating then left without paying.

I have to ask...why did you and papa Loki get asked to leave?
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no reason really. we were just throwing those little COCKtail shrimps at people and one another.
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How old are you/father?

then. i was about 15 and he was about 35. i could tell you why he got kicked out of a mexican place caled tijuana joes.

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Originally posted by lokithemadtitan

then. i was about 15 and he was about 35. i could tell you why he got kicked out of a mexican place caled tijuana joes.

Then spill the Mexican jumpin beans dude

a waiter caught his girlfriend blowing him under the table while i was out in the lobby playing double dragon 2. the manager came out and threatened to call the cops if he did not leave.

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Originally posted by lokithemadtitan

a waiter caught his girlfriend blowing him under the table while i was out in the lobby playing double dragon 2. the manager came out and threatened to call the cops if he did not leave.

HAHAHA, your dad sounds like THE man I think the funniest part of the story is "while i was out in the lobby playing double dragon 2"