Oh I'm Banned!!!

Got banned from the Halo board that was run by Christians if you can believe it.

Well, I got banned from my local bar for trying to stop a fight.

(Although, new ownership just bought the place and now I'm good again)


I've also been banned from my last place of employment and my last girlfriend's house.

That last one isn't formal, but I'm fairly they don't want me there.

I got banned from bonking a woman!!!!!!!!!!!!

It was called a divorce

lol

so I go to this bar on a regular basis for like four years. I know the owner, every bartender, busboy cook everyone. Im there and I have a tab running. I leave the bar and go to the restaurant. I come back an hour later and the bartender is freaking out. He tries to say something to me while im speaking to this girl and I kinda brush him off. He freaks out and tries to come across the bar. Customers shuffle and I get shuffled out.

(Background info. I was dating this girl, we went there before the aboveincdient and she says he asked her out a couple of times. Ive taken many girls there and the guys had commented on it before. Same bartender who came over. They never said I was banned but I dont go back b/c there assholes)

I've been banned from a few bars when I was younger.

(various reasons) (hit2)

I got banned from a posh restaurant in London last year "improperly dressed" they said - I was letting my nipples show through. I counted four professional prostitutes at other tables....

My neighbour had been trespassing on my property for years. Wit the previous owner he had enlarged his driveway 3 feet onto the adjoining property (mine). I bought the place and as it was on the opposite side of my driveway and in the interest of good neighbour relations I ignored it. He then proceeded to turn his property into a pig sty, garbage everywhere. Bylaw enforcement showed up and charged him (NOT my doing- I wish!). Relations deteriorate rapidly.

One night I'm taking out the garbage and he starts calling me names. I ignore him. He rushes over and starts screaming in my face. I'm a 38 year lawyer, he's a 60 year old ex-miner, so I keep my cool as I know who the police would LOVE to charge. He then punches me. I inform him if he hits me again, I will call the police. He does. The police take him away and charge him. He pleads not guilty and agrees to a peace bond. I put up a privacy fence right down the middle of his driveway on the property line.

He then serves me with a notice of trespass to stay off his property. I am now banned from going into his pigsty lol! My loss I guess!

in my younger days i was banned from a few bars.

I'm still around and they ain't

i got banned from a few online games because people said i was cheating...... f-ing gay also i got bannned from a hardees for playing on the kids stuff and scaring kids.

know that when I got banned I had a two day mourning period where I sat in bed crying, eating, and bitterly masturbating while crying.

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Originally posted by HighGuy

I got banned from a forum for hotlinking tubgirl and lemonparty all over the place.

Yes, I too was banned from that board.

I was banned from one of our local malls for pressing that cool looking red button at the bottom of one of the escalators.

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Originally posted by Arbiter13

I got banned from a Baptist church after quoting stuff from the movie, Dogma, during a youth group invitational The preacher actual told me, he'd see me in hell. Makes you wonder what he meant by that.

I meant he was going to touch your bum

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Originally posted by FaShizzle

[reply=Arbiter13]
I got banned from a Baptist church after quoting stuff from the movie, Dogma, during a youth group invitational The preacher actual told me, he'd see me in hell. Makes you wonder what he meant by that.

I meant he was going to touch your bum
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no bum touching in threads please. i forgot i got banned from my local mall and just went back the next day like nothing happened. they never said shit.

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Originally posted by fitbmxseries1

i got bannned from a hardees for playing on the kids stuff and scaring kids.

That's just plain creepy dude...you should be banned

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Originally posted by Gloria

I got banned from a posh restaurant in London last year "improperly dressed" they said - I was letting my nipples show through. I counted four professional prostitutes at other tables....

But were they showing their nipples at the posh resturant?




I believe you also got banned from the "I'm a classy lady" club that day.

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Originally posted by lokithemadtitan

[reply=FaShizzle]
[reply=Arbiter13]
I got banned from a Baptist church after quoting stuff from the movie, Dogma, during a youth group invitational The preacher actual told me, he'd see me in hell. Makes you wonder what he meant by that.

I meant he was going to touch your bum
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no bum touching in threads please. i forgot i got banned from my local mall and just went back the next day like nothing happened. they never said shit.
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It's kinda funny when people get banned...because honestly, who is keeping track of this shit?

exactly my point. the security guard that banned me got fired 3 months later for stealing anyway.

me

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Originally posted by EricLindros

[reply=Gloria]
I got banned from a posh restaurant in London last year "improperly dressed" they said - I was letting my nipples show through. I counted four professional prostitutes at other tables....

But were they showing their nipples at the posh resturant?




I believe you also got banned from the "I'm a classy lady" club that day.
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Shut the fuck up you doofus...anytime a broad wants to show nips let her...unless they're huge nips...I was just watching the Thomas Crowne Affair, no one was complaining with Rene Russo in that sheer gown