Oh I'm Banned!!!

Have you ever been banned from any thing?

The reason I ask is last Wednesday I had a RTA with a Morrisons lorry and I received a letter the next day banning me for all Morrisons superstores. I laughed be arse off

what? need more details
and yes I was banned from www.moviepoopshoot.com because Im not a hippy

WTF did you do?

what is an RTA?

road traffic accedent

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Originally posted by smoking_i

road traffic accedent

thank you. i have been banned from a couple forums because i am an asshole.

I asked to be banned from one forum. Does that count?

I got banned from a Baptist church after quoting stuff from the movie, Dogma, during a youth group invitational The preacher actual told me, he'd see me in hell. Makes you wonder what he meant by that.

i got banned from using the photocopier at work during the christmas party

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Originally posted by Bigdaddydiesel

Have you ever been banned from any thing?

The reason I ask is last Wednesday I had a RTA with a Morrisons lorry and I received a letter the next day banning me for all Morrisons superstores. I laughed be arse off

You've had a result mate. Morissons is the pikiest supermarket in England!!

Tell us the full story

i`m banned from http://www.ezboard.com/ and some of the forums there...sports, politics.

I got banned from a Circuit City. I used to love going in there and mess with the computer salesmen because they were idiots. Even had one tell a customer right in front of me that AMD chips were just the Pentiums that weren't up to snuff and were being sold cheaper because they were slower.

i got banned from all blockbuster video shops - for not returning a bad video copy of schindlers list on time!! they sent me a shitty letter asking me to pay a fine, i sent my membership card to thier M.D with a letter enclosed telling him to stuff my membership card up his a**e!! they wrote back saying i am no longer allowed in thier stores!!

i got banned from a cathloic (sp) church school when i was 5 on my first day of kindergarden. i bit a nun for hitting me with the ruler and the head padre over there said that if my mother dident go to confession i was banned from there school. i even remember them splashing holy water on me after i bit the nun. true story

i've been ban from a store a friends house, all the way down to a woman's house. one comment about her toys and the thing turns pcyho be carefull

My wife and I are banned from a Catholic church in Kentucky for performing a sexual act in a confessional.

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Originally posted by Arbiter13

I got banned from a Baptist church after quoting stuff from the movie, Dogma, during a youth group invitational The preacher actual told me, he'd see me in hell. Makes you wonder what he meant by that.

I guess Preacher go to hell then if he's going to be there to see you!!

I got banned from a forum for hotlinking tubgirl and lemonparty all over the place.

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Originally posted by TickLer

[reply=Bigdaddydiesel]
Have you ever been banned from any thing?

The reason I ask is last Wednesday I had a RTA with a Morrisons lorry and I received a letter the next day banning me for all Morrisons superstores. I laughed be arse off

You've had a result mate. Morissons is the pikiest supermarket in England!!

Tell us the full story
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I'm Self employed and last Wednesday morning a self employed truck driver working for Morrisons crashed into a service station in Cambridge causing hundreds and thousand of pounds worth of damage. That afternoon the company decided to bring in a zero tolerance policy concerning self employed workers and accidents. At 8.30 that evening while I was in South London I clipped a lamp post now being the upstanding citizen I am I called the Police and reported it, gave my details etc and thought no more of it. The next morning I received an e-mail to my office telling me I'd be banned from all site and properties owned and ran by W.M Morrisons PLC.

I'd like to point out I'm insured and am willing to pay for damages but I will have my revenge on the jumped up little arsehole that has cost me a big chunk of change, there is doing a job and then there is taking pleasure from knowing your screwing someone over.

He should savour his moment as I promise it won't last.

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Originally posted by Bigdaddydiesel

Have you ever been banned from any thing?

does WBW count?