Have You tried to figure out how to Murder someone and get away with it? How do you do it? I have a friend that said put the body in a septic tank but didnt mention how to kill the person first. Have You thought about it or done it and gotten away? Ive never even given it a thought I couldnt harm a fly. Ideas Please
Seriously most likely Im not killing anyone! The question is ARE YOU!
Murder.
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Honda_X 16 years ago
I've seen a few episodes of Matlock, I'm sure I could pull of a murder not even Andy Griffith himself could solve.
AngelicTease 16 years ago
Couldn't you just make them a yummy cake with loads of pain killers in and pretend they commited suicide?
Shame my husbands parents can't eat cake, haha! Actually, although they're annoying, I would never ever wish any pain on them, and I'm glad to say I've never hated anyone enough to want to hurt them, let alone kill them! And I'm such a worryarse it'd be on my mind forever and I'd forever feel guitly ad bad for it.
I don't know how people manage to murder loads of people... do they never feel guilty? Surely they can't, coz if they did they wouldn't kill more people after the first!
Bloody weirdos.
(Nothing against weirdos, I'm actually one myself, but there must be different kinds, weridos who kill people and don't care about feelings and stuff, and weirdos like me who just arn't normal)
Plus the other thing, if the person who murders someone really hates the person they kill, they still must be fucked up. Because by killing someone, yeah you get rid of the person you hate and put them through pain, but also you put their family and friends through pain.
(Sorry this is turning into a rant but it's something that really pisses me off!)
Like when someone gets killed, and the their friend/brother/wife or whatever goes after the murderer and hurts them or kills them. Two wrongs don't make a right, surely that person has suffered loads from their friend or whatever getting killed, so they know how it feels, how can they put that pain on someone elses family? And killing the murderer isn't going to bring the person they killed back, so what's the point of it, it just makes them as bad as the murderer! Grrrrrrr!
I'll shut up now before I make someone wonder how they can kill ME and get away with it, haha! Eek.
(Ooh this isn't as long as I thought it'd be! I thought I'd post it and be like 'cor blimey that's a long one' but nope, it seems quite short, so I could carry on typing...
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Shame my husbands parents can't eat cake, haha! Actually, although they're annoying, I would never ever wish any pain on them, and I'm glad to say I've never hated anyone enough to want to hurt them, let alone kill them! And I'm such a worryarse it'd be on my mind forever and I'd forever feel guitly ad bad for it.
I don't know how people manage to murder loads of people... do they never feel guilty? Surely they can't, coz if they did they wouldn't kill more people after the first!
Bloody weirdos.
(Nothing against weirdos, I'm actually one myself, but there must be different kinds, weridos who kill people and don't care about feelings and stuff, and weirdos like me who just arn't normal)
Plus the other thing, if the person who murders someone really hates the person they kill, they still must be fucked up. Because by killing someone, yeah you get rid of the person you hate and put them through pain, but also you put their family and friends through pain.
(Sorry this is turning into a rant but it's something that really pisses me off!)
Like when someone gets killed, and the their friend/brother/wife or whatever goes after the murderer and hurts them or kills them. Two wrongs don't make a right, surely that person has suffered loads from their friend or whatever getting killed, so they know how it feels, how can they put that pain on someone elses family? And killing the murderer isn't going to bring the person they killed back, so what's the point of it, it just makes them as bad as the murderer! Grrrrrrr!
I'll shut up now before I make someone wonder how they can kill ME and get away with it, haha! Eek.
(Ooh this isn't as long as I thought it'd be! I thought I'd post it and be like 'cor blimey that's a long one' but nope, it seems quite short, so I could carry on typing...
Tarquin 16 years ago
It's relatively easy actually.
Most people get caught because they can be associated with the victim.
If you're not in the pool of suspects, you're really not very likely to get caught.
If they don't know someone is dead, they won't even be looking for someone.
Most people get caught because they leave the body, the evidence, and they know the person (oh, and they can't keep their mouths shut either).
Then again, truly random murder is all but completely unheard of. To kill someone usually takes a motive, and thus, they by default almost always have to know them personally.
Most people get caught because they can be associated with the victim.
If you're not in the pool of suspects, you're really not very likely to get caught.
If they don't know someone is dead, they won't even be looking for someone.
Most people get caught because they leave the body, the evidence, and they know the person (oh, and they can't keep their mouths shut either).
Then again, truly random murder is all but completely unheard of. To kill someone usually takes a motive, and thus, they by default almost always have to know them personally.
[Deleted] 16 years ago
Two wrongs dont make a right! Now You must dieQuote:
Originally posted by LeggyShyGirl
Couldn't you just make them a yummy cake with loads of pain killers in and pretend they commited suicide?
Shame my husbands parents can't eat cake, haha! Actually, although they're annoying, I would never ever wish any pain on them, and I'm glad to say I've never hated anyone enough to want to hurt them, let alone kill them! And I'm such a worryarse it'd be on my mind forever and I'd forever feel guitly ad bad for it.
I don't know how people manage to murder loads of people... do they never feel guilty? Surely they can't, coz if they did they wouldn't kill more people after the first!
Bloody weirdos.
(Nothing against weirdos, I'm actually one myself, but there must be different kinds, weridos who kill people and don't care about feelings and stuff, and weirdos like me who just arn't normal)
Plus the other thing, if the person who murders someone really hates the person they kill, they still must be fucked up. Because by killing someone, yeah you get rid of the person you hate and put them through pain, but also you put their family and friends through pain.
(Sorry this is turning into a rant but it's something that really pisses me off!)
Like when someone gets killed, and the their friend/brother/wife or whatever goes after the murderer and hurts them or kills them. Two rights don't make a wrong, surely that person has suffered loads from their friend or whatever getting killed, so they know how it feels, how can they put that pain on someone elses family? And killing the murderer isn't going to bring the person they killed back, so what's the point of it, it just makes them as bad as the murderer! Grrrrrrr!
I'll shut up now before I make someone wonder how they can kill ME and get away with it, haha! Eek.
(Ooh this isn't as long as I thought it'd be! I thought I'd post it and be like 'cor blimey that's a long one' but nope, it seems quite short, so I could carry on typing...)
AngelicTease 16 years ago
Oh bollox up the monkeys arse! I didn't realise I wrote that, eek, sorrry! I'm half asleep! I meant two wrongs don't make a right, oopsie! Thank you for pointing it out! I feel like a right numpty now!
[Deleted] 16 years ago
I bet its on all the channels up thereQuote:
Originally posted by Honda_X
I take it you guys have also seen Matlock.
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[Deleted] 16 years ago
OK I Love You Too!Quote:
Originally posted by LeggyShyGirl
Oh bollox up the monkeys arse! I didn't realise I wrote that, eek, sorrry! I'm half asleep! I meant two wrongs don't make a right, oopsie! Thank you for pointing it out! I feel like a right numpty now!
Honda_X 16 years ago
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VH7VhP0Yr7c[/youtube]
Sends a chill down my spine every time I hear it. Such a powerful, powerful program.
Sends a chill down my spine every time I hear it. Such a powerful, powerful program.
Honda_X 16 years ago
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I really like Andy Griffith, have enjoyed his movies and TAGS. Missed Matlock when it was on TV, so figured I'd watch it. Sat down to watch the first DVD which included the pilot movie, and noticed that all 3 episodes were about suggestive situations. First one wasn't as noticeable as the next two.
Are the episodes ever about just ordinary people and situations, or are most of them about strippers, cross-dressers, etc?
If they get better, I'll get the 2nd DVD. If not, I probably won't.
Please don't flame me; I've got kids in the house and I just want answers without comments. Thanks.
Honda_X 16 years ago
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The show centered on widower Benjamin L. "Ben" Matlock (played by Andy Griffith). Matlock is a renowned, folksy, popular yet cantankerous defense attorney, (based on attorney "Big" Ben Baker, from Young Harris, Georgia,). He has also solved and subsequently won at trial almost every case he has taken, especially murder cases where everyone else was sure his client was guilty. Usually, at the end of the episode, the person who is sitting on the stand being questioned by Matlock is the actual killer.
He studied law at Harvard, based his law practice in Atlanta, Georgia, and lived in a modest farmhouse in a neighboring suburb. He is known to visit the scene of the crime to discover clues otherwise overlooked and come up with viable, alternative theories of the crime in question (usually murder). Matlock also has conspicuously finicky fashion sense; he generally appeared in court wearing a trademark light gray suit and, over the nine seasons, was seen behind the wheel of three generations of the Ford Crown Victoria— always an all-gray model (Andy Griffith always drove Ford products in his 1960's show, The Andy Griffith Show, as with Matlock). Some Mayberry alumni had guest shots on the drama: Don Knotts, Aneta Corsaut, Betty Lynn and Arlene Golonka.
Matlock was noted for his thrift and a fondness for hot dogs. After the series ended, his penchant for hot dogs was explained in the episode Murder Two of the television show Diagnosis: Murder. In it, Matlock blames Dr. Mark Sloan (played by Dick Van Dyke) for recommending a disastrous investment in 8-track cartridges. Matlock subsequently invested (and lost) his savings of $5000, while he survived by wearing cheap suits and living on hot dogs.
Matlock's thriftiness, liking for hot dogs, and the demands he placed upon his investigators were often points of comic relief in the series. Andy Griffith's prior career as a comic often showed through in things that Matlock did or said.
Over the years, there were many changes. When the show began, Ben had a law firm called Matlock & Matlock. Ben shared his caseload with his partners, which included a relative, his younger, smiling daughter, Charlene Matlock (played by Lori Lethin in the pilot, later Linda Purl) and private investigator Tyler Hudson (played by Kene Holliday), a black market whiz whom Matlock lured away from his work. The following season, Charlene left Atlanta to start her own practice in Philadelphia (Linda Purl left the show because she was unhappy with her character, and for not getting along with her castmates); the elder Matlock filled the void with Michelle Thomas (played by Nancy Stafford), a young, attractive legal partner who tried her hand in playing baseball after she majored in physical education, but detested it or might've done better. She met him on his trip to England and he immediately hired her on the spot after a cocky law student graduate. Cassie Phillips (played by Kari Lizer) also applied for a job with Matlock, but since Charlene was already working with him and there were therefore no openings for associates, Cassie was hired as a file clerk. She left the next year. After the series' fourth year, Stafford was one of the regulars whose appearances have been limited.
Usually, no prosecutor would compete with Ben except Julie March (played by Julie Sommars) a redheaded, feisty district attorney, and good friend of Ben's, who left Nebraska to work for the D.A.'s office in Georgia. Throughout the series run, Sommars was the second regular with the fewest appearances.
After Tyler quit (Kene Holliday was fired from the series due to his long battle with drugs/alcohol, after he was sent to rehab, which eventually forced him to miss 7 episodes sporadically in his third season, before being 3 months sober, and for not getting along with his castmates), Matlock was approached by a young North Carolina sheriff's deputy Conrad McMasters (played by Clarence Gilyard), to become his new private investigator. Both Matlock and McMasters had a lot in common --- from playing music to a fondness for camping. Proven to be a serious detective and one of Matlock's loyal partners, Conrad also falls in love with various girlfriends. He also had the knack of riding horses, a skill he acquired in past work as a cowboy (it is also interesting that Gilyard himself is a real-life cowboy), displayed when attending rodeo shows.
At the end of the sixth season, Matlock's older divorced daughter Leanne MacIntyre (played by Brynn Thayer), moved from Philadelphia (where Charlene works as a lawyer) back to Atlanta, giving her the chance to become an equal partner of her father. However, this caused some confusion to viewers who remembered that Matlock mentioned he only had one daughter in the Linda Purl episodes. Michelle Thomas gave the job to Leanne and left (Nancy Stafford left the series to spend more time with her husband, when she didn't want to leave him, hence, production moved to North Carolina). The next season, law school graduate Cliff Lewis (played by Daniel Roebuck), came to Matlock in hopes of working for him, complements of his father Billy Lewis, who happened to be Ben's old friend. After Conrad left, (Clarence Gilyard already left the show to co-star in Walker, Texas Ranger for CBS). Lewis became a partner and a private investigator to Matlock, while Matlock hired a final private investigator Jerri Stone (played by Carol Huston) to help out in each of the cases. Unlike her boss's former co-worker, Conrad McMasters, both Matlock and Stone had at least something in common, from driving Ford automobiles to singing classic songs (it is also interesting that Huston is a very good singer herself), including lullabies.
Midway throughout the series, the show focused mostly on Matlock & Michelle, then Matlock & Conrad on NBC. When the show moved to ABC for its last three seasons, it focused on Matlock & Leanne, and finally, Matlock, Cliff & Jerri.
His age increasing, Griffith appeared less and less on the show when it departed NBC for ABC. During the NBC era, production was filmed in Los Angeles, California. When the show moved to ABC in 1992, production was filmed in Wilmington, North Carolina 's EUE Screen Gems Studios. Griffith's home state is North Carolina. The Perry Mason-style whodunit format was also adjusted to a more Columbo-style howcatchem format.
Although never officially confirmed, a widespread rumor suggests that the character of Ben Matlock was largely based on well-known Georgia attorney Bobby Lee Cook. Cook, whose practice also includes representation of plaintiffs for personal injuries, is frequently called the dean of Georgia criminal defense attorneys.
The long-running show finally came to an end in 1995, when Andy Griffith, who was the only actor to appear in all 195 episodes of the series on NBC and ABC, decided to slow down to spend more time with his family.
marcell1001 16 years ago
Easy - Murder the fucker and dump the body in a pig pen/sty......................... There wont even be gallstones or teeth left after about a week.
jono-smith 16 years ago
Insert a piece of piano wire into the corner of the eye, then allow it to follow the orbit of the eye around until you feel the opening to the optic nerve, you then force it through the opening into the brain. when the wire enters the brain it will cause a similar symptoms to a stroke and kills the person. you then pull the wire out slowly. it will look like natural causes and you don't have to get rid of the body.
well thats what I've heard from a guy who use to know a guy that worked with a guy that was good friends of a guy that got talking to a guy in a bar who worked for the secret service.....or so he said.
well thats what I've heard from a guy who use to know a guy that worked with a guy that was good friends of a guy that got talking to a guy in a bar who worked for the secret service.....or so he said.
TheItch 16 years ago
Well, all of us would be budding Dexter's have made the most basic of mistakes already; talking about it. Just participating in this thread is enough of a trail for 'someone' to follow if need be.
if I was a serial killer I'd go for something elaborate, imaginative and fun. (Do remember fun is relative). And no, not telling
If i was just looking to kill someone; taser + plastic bag over the head. Simplicity is best.
Disposal though. Screw all this pig farm nonsense, just use fire. You're not worried about the corpse being id'd as it isn't related/connected to you, is it! The reason for fire is to destroy any pesky forensic evidence. Short the fuse box, set up a load of candles, put one near a curtain, leave a window open somewhere, light the candles setting the curtain on fire, make sure its caught, leave. Destroy your clothing once clear of scene.
if I was a serial killer I'd go for something elaborate, imaginative and fun. (Do remember fun is relative). And no, not telling
If i was just looking to kill someone; taser + plastic bag over the head. Simplicity is best.
Disposal though. Screw all this pig farm nonsense, just use fire. You're not worried about the corpse being id'd as it isn't related/connected to you, is it! The reason for fire is to destroy any pesky forensic evidence. Short the fuse box, set up a load of candles, put one near a curtain, leave a window open somewhere, light the candles setting the curtain on fire, make sure its caught, leave. Destroy your clothing once clear of scene.
dyhart 16 years ago
just watch a few episodes of those crime shows. Almost everyone that does, can figure out where the suspect went wrong....If they think about it.
Seriously I can't imagine most people NOT going "oh man if I was the killer I would have done this instead"
Seriously I can't imagine most people NOT going "oh man if I was the killer I would have done this instead"
AngelicTease 16 years ago
I'm going to have nightmares now after reading this.
Especially the eye comment, eek I hate eyes and things near my eyes and ahhh!
[Deleted] 16 years ago
LMAO Hats Off To You!Quote:
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[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VH7VhP0Yr7c[/youtube]
Sends a chill down my spine every time I hear it. Such a powerful, powerful program.
[Deleted] 16 years ago
Ah.....remember Forensics usually gets their man or woman sooner or later. There's an old "law" in Medicine that's almost as old (I think) than "The Germ Theory." The "Law" explains that all of us take something away at a crime scene or grandmas house and leave something behind. Yes....it's been tested empirically and it works. You can have a rubber Bio-hazard PPE on and the "law" still applies to you. (hang)
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