mr.poop speaks his mind

So is my pen0s.

I bet Gods a women, cause if he was a man he would have put our nuts in our heads.

why don't you copy your brothers porn dvds and then give them back?

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Originally posted by Mr.Poop

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my favorite character was ottis second favorite was ernest t bass
and yeah you are right the black and white episodes were the best

Man am I happy to hear that. Thought my TV was fucked up.

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Originally posted by TickLes

why don't you copy your brothers porn dvds and then give them back?

yeah im going to im just lazy

jello is not made of bones its made of gelatin.

My assistant has phoned in hungover today, I think he will get the sack.

I like onion ring crisps. They're really cheap but tasty.

I got drunk on Shandy the other night

why do you need an assistant? what do you do?

I'm a mortgage broker, I need an assistant to make me tea, photocopy for me, file etc etc

is it a she or a he?

it's a fat he, he's 21

fire him and hire some hot blonde with big hooters.

wow i cant beleive im off for 7 days im gonna get drunk everyday wifey is going to see her mom tommorow for 4 days.
onion crisps lol i like the sound of that.
ok what the fuck is up with redlights.why wont some of them ever fucking change.
who the fuck buys those dead fish that you see in the meat section.
i just bought some beer.
gonna get some pot this afternoon.
ive got a new neighbour shes kinda plain looking but she has nice legs and red hair.ill keep you posted.

My back still aches.
I have not bought pot for years. Pretty hard to smoke it when you have kids.
I have beer in my fridge
Onion crisps...are like onion rings, made from potato chips. Actually these are corn starch I think. Pretty crappy and very cheap but all so tasty.

I'm gonna shave my wife's punani tonight

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Originally posted by TickLes

My back still aches.
I have not bought pot for years. Pretty hard to smoke it when you have kids.
I have beer in my fridge
Onion crisps...are like onion rings, made from potato chips. Actually these are corn starch I think. Pretty crappy and very cheap but all so tasty.

I'm gonna shave my wife's punani tonight

wow cool post pics of her punani
yeah i know what crisps are i just like the way you english blokes say it
no kids on this side of the pond

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Originally posted by 5t1nkf15t

fuck this i need a burger

mmmmmmmmmmmm ...........what kind of burger?

I usualy don't post much but I to have a wandering mind.

Some thoughts random others not so.

Lately my mind is plagued with thoughts of a predestined path of sorts. And if it excists at all, would the person or "God" that sets these paths meen for me to like porn so much??

I too have beer in the fridge and will go enjoy some later on. No pot in my house today, but damn I like living in a country where it's ok and easy to get some anytime I want.

It always gives me the munchies though and I already eat and drink too much.

I wonder if flab will ever come into fashion....

I sometimes think in someone elses voice and scare myself.

I'm not gonna post her shaven punani. Besides, never got round to it last night, she was tired and there was football on tv and then we watched Juno.

I fancy eating a toasted sausage and mushroom sandwich.

My back still aches.

I'm off to a champagne reception on friday

*toasted sausage and mushroom sandwich*

sounds yummy