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mr.poop speaks his mind

Starter: Mr.Poop Posted: 17 years ago Views: 17.6K
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#3719838
Lvl 16
Quote:
Originally posted by Mr.Poop

if you were a character in red dawn who would you be? im pretty sure id be the old dude that gets shot.

I would be the old man that runs the store, that sees the bad weather coming before its actualy there. Hes bad ass.
#3719839
Lvl 12
I'd be one of the Soviets.
I'm not a commie, I just like shooting people from Colorado.
#3719840
Lvl 28
what's all this then?
#3719841
Lvl 12
Stop asking questions, and start shooting!
#3719842
Lvl 20
when i said the old dude that gets shot i meant the pilot guy that gets shot on the tank
#3719843
Lvl 20
i looked it up his name was col. andy tanner
#3719844
Lvl 20
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#3719845
Lvl 25
I'd like to meet the person who invented sex, and see what they're working on now.
#3719846
Lvl 20
they are prolly dead so they prolly are just chillin wherever they are
#3719847
Lvl 20
is it me or is that cbs eye thing kinda creepy.
i just watched this video on how pigs are killed its very disturbing.
damn its quiet here.
i dont see how people eat oysters they look like snot.
12 more days till i get my cast off my arm.
when you squeeze a boob what do you think?
my girl is in the bathroom.shes been in there a while.prolly doing number 2.
i like lists.
gotta get a haircut i look like a jackass.
i got stopped by the police. it was a woman. she had big hips. she didnt give me a ticket.
women in uniform mmmmmmmmmm
#3719848
Lvl 25
I like oysters, they are tasty with lemon and tabasco.

Post a pic of your woman, I wanna know what she looks like. I also wanna know what you look like.

It's crap at work, but I have to tomorrow off
#3719849
Lvl 20
yeah it is
#3719850
Lvl 16
I know why getting a divorce cost more than getting married, paperwork speaking.. (Not arguing)

It hurts more. You don't mind spending 30 bucks for a marriage license.. But fuck, those other papers hurt so much, you want to feel like you spent it for a reason.
#3719851
Lvl 20
i hate it when i cant find something.case in point i was looking for my beer cooly you know that little piece of foam that you put your beer in so your hand doesnt get cold and your beer doesnt get warm.i looked for about an hour before i asked my wife where it was.had to wake her up shes off today and so am i.well she was grumpy but she knew right where it was."its in the bar cart sweety" those were her exact words.wow women are so patient.she didnt swear at me or throw a pillow or anything.wow im gonna shag the hell out of her for being such a good wife.
#3719852
Lvl 20
sorry rumdum ive never been divorced.but yes i would imagine that it would suck.
#3719853
Lvl 20

for those of you who dont know what im talking about when i say beer wrap heres a pic.
#3719854
Lvl 20
yawn im going to sleep
#3719855
Lvl 25
Quote:
Originally posted by Mr.Poop

i hate it when i cant find something.case in point i was looking for my beer cooly you know that little piece of foam that you put your beer in so your hand doesnt get cold and your beer doesnt get warm.i looked for about an hour before i asked my wife where it was.had to wake her up shes off today and so am i.well she was grumpy but she knew right where it was."its in the bar cart sweety" those were her exact words.wow women are so patient.she didnt swear at me or throw a pillow or anything.wow im gonna shag the hell out of her for being such a good wife.


did you?

Post a pic of her please, I STILL want to see what kind of gal marries you
#3719856
Lvl 20
ok tickles 2nd time ive posted this thats me and her
#3719857
Lvl 28
Quote:
Originally posted by cooper.

she's hot


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