Memorable Movie Quotes

Airplane:

Rumack: Can you fly this plane and land it?
Ted Striker: Surely you can't be serious.
Rumack: I am serious... and don't call me Shirley.

Roger Murdock: Flight 2-0-9'er, you are cleared for take-off.
Captain Clarence Oveur: Roger!
Roger Murdock: Huh?
Tower voice: L.A. departure frequency, 123 point 9'er.
Captain Clarence Oveur: Roger!
Roger Murdock: Huh?
Victor Basta: Request vector, over.
Captain Clarence Oveur: What?
Tower voice: Flight 2-0-9'er cleared for vector 324.
Roger Murdock: We have clearance, Clarence.
Captain Clarence Oveur: Roger, Roger. What's our vector, Victor?
Tower voice: Tower's radio clearance, over!
Captain Clarence Oveur: That's Clarence Oveur. Over.
Tower voice: Over.
Captain Clarence Oveur: Roger.
Roger Murdock: Huh?
Tower voice: Roger, over!
Roger Murdock: What?
Captain Clarence Oveur: Huh?
Victor Basta: Who?

Princess Bride:

Inigo: I do not mean to pry, but you don't by any chance happen to have six fingers on your right hand?
Westley: Do you always begin conversations this way?

Westley: Life is pain, Highness. Anyone who says differently is selling something.

Inigo: I give you my word as a Spaniard.
Westley: No good. I've known too many Spaniards.

Westley: You mean, you put down your rock and I put down my sword and we try to kill each other like civilized people?

Vizzini: You fell victim to one of the classic blunders! The first is never get involved in a land war in Asia. The second, only slightly less well known, is this: never go up against a Sicilian when death is on the line! Ha ha ha ha ha ha -- (he stops abrubtly and falls over, dead)

I'm afraid so -- I can't compete with you physically. And you're no match for my brains.
MAN IN BLACK
You're that smart?
VIZZINI
Let me put it this way: have you ever heard of Plato, Aristotle, Socrates?
MAN IN BLACK
Yes.
VIZZINI
Morons.
MAN IN BLACK: All right: where is the poison? The battle of wits has begun. It ends when you decide and we both drink, and find out who is right and who is dead.
VIZZINI: But it's so simple. All I have to do is divine from what I know of you. Are you the sort of man who would put the poison into his own goblet, or his enemy's? Now, a clever man would put the poison into his own goblet, because he would know that only a great fool would reach for what he was given. I'm not a great fool, so I can clearly not choose the wine in front of you. But you must have known I was not a great fool; you would have counted on it, so I can clearly not choose the wine in front of me.
MAN IN BLACK: You've made your decision then7
VIZZINI: Not remotely. Because iocane comes from Australia, as everyone knows. And Australia is entirely peopled with criminals. And criminals are used to having people not trust them, as you are not trusted by me. So I can clearly not choose the wine in front of you.
MAN IN BLACK: Truly, you have a dizzying intellect.
VIZZINI: Wait till I get going! Where was I?
MAN IN BLACK: Australia.
VIZZINI:Yes -- Australia, and you must have suspected I would have known the powder's origin, so I can clearly not choose the wine in front of me.
MAN IN BLACK:You're just stalling now.
VIZZINI: You'd like to think that, wouldn't you? You've beaten my giant, which means you're exceptionally strong. So, you could have put the poison in your own goblet, trusting on your strength to save you. So I can clearly not choose the wine in front of you. But, you've also bested my Spaniard which means you must have studied. And in studying, you must have learned that man is mortal so you would have put the poison as far from yourself as possible, so I can clearly not choose the wine in front of me.

And of course... "Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die."

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Originally posted by ++speed++freak+

[reply=alex80]
Please please help me to remember and translate!!!
The best memorable movie quotes for me was in THE SNATCH (Guy Ritchie), when a short-haired men saw two boys handing a Replica gun and tell them that They would be *ucked.

Help me

Snatch. (2000)
Vinnie Jones aka Bullet Tooth Tony

Bullet Tooth Tony: So, you are obviously the big dick. The men on the side of ya are your balls. There are two types of balls. There are big brave balls, and there are little mincey faggot balls.

Vinny: These are your last words, so make them a prayer.

Bullet Tooth Tony: Now, dicks have drive and clarity of vision, but they are not clever. They smell pussy and they want a piece of the action. And you thought you smelled some good old pussy, and have brought your two small mincey faggot balls along for a good old time. But you've got your parties mangled up. There's no pussy here, just a dose that'll make you wish you were born a woman. Like a prick, you are having second thoughts. You are shrinking, and your two little balls are shrinking with you. And the fact that you've got "Replica" written down the side of your gun...

[Zoom in on the side of Sol's gun, which indeed has "REPLICA" etched on the side; zoom out, as they sneak peeks at the sides of their guns]
Bullet Tooth Tony: And the fact that I've got "Desert Eagle point five O"...
[Withdraws his gun and puts it on the table]

Bullet Tooth Tony: Written down the side of mine...

[They look, zoom in on the side of his gun, which indeed has "DESERT EAGLE .50" etched on the side]
Bullet Tooth Tony: Should precipitate your balls into shrinking, along with your presence. Now... Fuck off!
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Probably would have posted that one.

"call me sometime when you have no class".....rodney dangerfield...back 2 school

Quote:

Originally posted by creepus

private cowboy ! from "full metal jacket"

it looks like the best part of you ran down the crack of your mama's ass and ended up as a brown stain on the matras ....

thats going on my mobile phone great quote

"This one begat this one, that one begat that one, lo and behold some sumbitch said something; just what kind of retard are you anyway?"---Doyle Hargraves(Dwight Yokam) Slingblade

Hey! I said get the fuck out! That goes for cocksuckers and retards! Doyle part 2

Mallrats

Brodie: One time my cousin Walter got this cat stuck up his ass. True story. He bought it at our local mall, so the whole fiasco wound up on the news. It was embarrasing for my relatives and all, but next week, he did it again. Different cat, same results, complete with another trip to the emergency room. So, I run into him a week later in the mall and he's buying another cat. And I says to him, "Jesus, Walt! What are you doing? You know you're just gonna get this cat stuck up your ass too. Why don't you knock it off?" And he said to me, "Brodie, how the hell else am I supposed to get the gerbil out?" My cousin was a weird guy.

or

Rene: [interrupting] Brodie! I've always taken you with a grain of salt. On your birthday, when you told me to do a striptease to the theme of "Mighty Mouse", I said okay. On prom night at the hotel when you told me to sleep under the bed in case your mother burst in, I did it. And even during my grandmother's funeral when you told my relatives that you could see her nipples through her burial dress, I let that slide.

Don Corleone: I'm gonna make him an offer he can't refuse.

Michael Corleone: I don't feel I have to wipe everybody out, Tom. Just my enemies.

Princess Leia (Carrie Fisher) "I love you!" Hans Solo (Harrison Ford) "I know".

John McLane (Bruce Willis) "Yippee-ky-ay Motherfucker"

From a bridge too far

Corporal Hancock: Sir.
[Offers mug of tea]
Major General Urquhart: Hancock. I've got lunatics laughing at me from the woods. My original plan has been scuppered now that the jeeps haven't arrived. My communications are completely broken down. Do you really believe any of that can be helped by a cup of tea?
Corporal Hancock: Couldn't hurt, sir.
[Urquhart accepts his mug of tea]

Major Harry Carlyle: [to the German] That's far enough!
Major Harry Carlyle: We can hear you from there!
SS Panzer Officer: My general says there is no point in continuing this fighting! He wishes to discuss terms of a surrender!
Major Harry Carlyle: Shall I answer him, sir?
Lt. Col. John Frost: Tell him to go to hell.
Major Harry Carlyle: We haven't the proper facilities to take you all prisoner! Sorry!
SS Panzer Officer: [German officer looks confused] What?
Major Harry Carlyle: We'd like to, but we can't accept your surrender! Was there anything else?
Lt. Col. John Frost: [German officer walks off] Well; that's that.
SS Panzer Officer: [in German] They rejected our surrender offer. What are your orders, Herr General?
Lt. General Bittrich: [in German] Flatten Arnhem.

From Zulu

[Bourne calls the roll after the battle]
Colour Sergeant Bourne: Hitch... Hitch, I saw you. You're alive.
Pte. Fred Hitch: I am? Oh, thanks very much.

Monty Python and the Holy Grail:

[after slicing one of the Black Knight's arms off]
King Arthur: Now stand aside, worthy adversary.
Black Knight: 'Tis but a scratch.
King Arthur: A scratch? Your arm's off.
Black Knight: No it isn't.
King Arthur: [pointing to the black knights severed arm] What's that, then?
Black Knight: [after a pause] I've had worse.
King Arthur: You liar.
Black Knight: Come on ya pansy!

Spaceballs:

Dark Helmet: Careful you idiot! I said across her nose, not up it!
Laser Gunner: [lifts viser to reviel he is cross-eyed] Sorry sir! I'm doing my best!
Dark Helmet: Who made that man a gunner?
Major Asshole: [turns to reviel he is also cross-eyed] I did sir. He's my cousin.
Dark Helmet: Who is he?
Colonel Sandurz: He's an asshole sir.
Dark Helmet: I know that! What's his name?
Colonel Sandurz: That is his name sir. Asshole, Major Asshole!
Dark Helmet: And his cousin?
Colonel Sandurz: He's an asshole too sir. Gunner's mate First Class Philip Asshole!
Dark Helmet: How many asholes do we have on this ship, anyway?
[Entire bridge crew stands up and raises a hand]
Entire Bridge Crew: Yo!
Dark Helmet: I knew it. I'm surrounded by assholes!
[Dark Helmet pulls his face shield down]
Dark Helmet: Keep firing, assholes!

Starship Troopers:

[Ace is having difficulty with throwing knives]
Ace Levy: Sir, I don't understand. What goods' a knife in a nuke fight? All you have to do is press a button, sir.
Career Sergeant Zim: Put your hand on that wall trooper. PUT YOUR HAND ON THAT WALL!
[Zim throws a knife and hits Ace's hand pinning it to the wall]
Career Sergeant Zim: The enemy can not press a button... if you have disabled his hand. Medic!

Preditor:

Dutch: [the Predator pulls off his mask] You're one... *ugly* motherfucker!

Beavis and Butt-Head do America:

Agent Bork: Chief! Ya know that guy whose camper they were whackin' off in?
Agent Fleming: Bork, you're a federal agent! You represent the United States Government! Never end a sentence with a preposition.
Agent Bork: Oh, uh... Ya know that guy in whose camper they... I... I mean, that guy off in whose camper they were whacking?

South Park: Bigger, Longer & Uncut:

General: Now each battalion has a specific code-name and mission. Battalion 5, raise your hands!
[all the African American members put up their hands including Chef]
General: You will be the all important first attack wave, which we will call "Operation Human Shield".
Chef: Hey, wait a minute...
General: Now keep in mind, 'Operation Human Shield' will suffer heavy losses. But don't lose your spirit men! Stay until the bitter end. Battalion 14?
[all the White soldiers raise their hands]
General: Right, you are 'Operation Get Behind The Darkies'. You will follow Battalion 5 here and try not to get killed for God's Sake. Are there any questions men?
[Chef raises his hand]
General: Yes Soldier?
Chef: Have you ever heard of the Emancipation Proclamation?
General: I don't listen to hip-hop!

Revenge of the Pink Panther -"When Duty Calls - You've Gor Balls!"

From Dusk Till Dawn (1996)

Chet Pussy: All right, pussy, pussy, pussy! Come on in pussy lovers! Here at the Titty Twister we're slashing pussy in half! Give us an offer on our vast selection of pussy, this is a pussy blow out! All right, we got white pussy, black pussy, Spanish pussy, yellow pussy, we got hot pussy, cold pussy, we got wet pussy, we got
[sniffs]
Chet Pussy: smelly pussy, we got hairy pussy, bloody pussy, we got snappin' pussy, we got silk pussy, velvet pussy, Naugahyde pussy, we even got horse pussy, dog pussy, chicken pussy! Come on, you want pussy, come on in, pussy lovers! If we don't got it, you don't want it! Come on in, pussy lovers!

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Santanico Pandemonium: I'm not gonna drain you completely. You're gonna turn for me. You'll be my slave. You'll live for me. You'll eat bugs because I order it. Why? Because I don't think you're worthy of human blood. You'll feed on the blood of stray dogs. You'll be my foot stool. And at my command, you'll lick the dog shit from my boot heel. Since you'll be my dog, your new name will be "Spot". Welcome to slavery.

Seth: No, thanks. I've already had a wife.
[shoots her]

"i want cheese.... and cheese related things"
Claire Colburn (kirsten dunst) - elizabethtown

not so much a quote but a brillinat bit of dialogue that was pulled of by edward norton in the 25th hour. it works well visually.

"...Yeah, fuck you, too.


Fuck me? Fuck you.


Fuck you and this whole city
and everyone in it.


No, no, no, no, no.


Fuck the panhandlers
grubbing for money,


smiling at me behind my back.


Fuck the squeegee men


dirtying up the clean
windshield of my car.


Get a fucking job.


Fuck the Sikhs
and the Pakistanis


bombing down the avenues
in decrepit cabs,


curry steaming out their pores,
stinking up my day.


Terrorists in fucking training.
Slow the fuck down!


...getting one
of those operations


that elongate your penis.


Fuck the Chelsea Boys


with their waxed chests
and pumped-up biceps,


going down on each other
in my parks and on my piers,


jiggling their dicks
on my Channel !


Fuck the Korean grocers


with their pyramids
of overpriced fruit


and their tulips and roses
wrapped in plastic.


Ten years in the country,
still no speakee English.


Fuck the Russians
in Brighton Beach.


Mobster thugs sitting in cafes,
sipping tea in little glasses,


sugar cubes
between their teeth,


wheelin' and dealin'
and schemin'.


Go back
where you fucking came from.


Fuck the black-hatted Hasidim


strolling up and down
th Street


in their dirty gabardine
with their dandruff,


selling South African
apartheid diamonds.


Come on.
Your wife deserves this.


Fuck the Wall Street brokers.


Self-styled masters
of the universe.


Michael Douglas-Gordon Gekko
wannabe motherfuckers


figuring out new ways
to rob hardworking people blind.


Send those Enron assholes
to jail for fucking life.


You think Bush and Cheney
didn't know about that shit?


Give me a fucking break.


Worldcom.


Fuck the Puerto Ricans.


Twenty to a car,
swelling up the welfare rolls.


Worst fucking parade
in the city.


And don't even get me started
on the Dominicans,


'cause they make
the Puerto Ricans look good.


Who's this fuckin' guy?!
Get the fuck outta here!


Fuck the Bensonhurst ltalians
with their pomaded hair,


their nylon warm-up suits,
their St. Anthony medallions,


swinging their Jason Giambi
Louisville Slugger baseball bats


trying to audition
for "The Sopranos."


Fuckin' crack
your fuckin' head open!


Bensonhurst! Bensonhurst!


Fuck the Upper East Side wives
with their Hermes scarves


and their $
Balducci artichoke.


Taxi!


Overfed faces
getting pulled and lifted


and stretched all taut
and shiny.


You're not fooling anybody,
sweetheart.


Taxi!


Fuck the Uptown brothers.


They never pass the ball,


they don't want to
play defense,


they take five steps
on every layup to the hoop,


and then they want to
turn around


and blame everything
on the white man.


We not giving it up!
We not giving it up!


Slavery ended years ago.


Move the fuck on.


Fuck the corrupt cops with
their anus-violating plungers


and their shots,


standing behind a blue wall
of silence.


You betray our trust!


Fuck the priests
who put their hands


down some
innocent child's pants.


Fuck the church that protects
them, delivering us into evil.


And while you're at it,
fuck J.C.


He got off easy --


a day on the cross,
a weekend in hell,


and all the hallelujahs of the
legioned angels for eternity.


Try seven years
in fucking Otisville, J.


Fuck Osama bin Laden,
Al Qaeda,


and backward-ass cave-dwelling


fundamentalist assholes
everywhere.


On the names of
innocent thousands murdered,


I pray you spend the rest
of eternity with your [blacklisted]s


roasting in a jet-fuel fire
in hell.


You towel-headed camel jockeys
can kiss my royal lrish ass.


"l notice how many
of what I once thought


"were evidences of repression,
sexual or otherwise..."


Fuck Jacob Elinsky.


Whining malcontent.


Fuck Francis Xavier Slaughtery,
my best friend,


judging me while he stares
at my girlfriend's ass.


Fuck Naturelle Riviera.


I gave her my trust,
and she stabbed me in the back.


Sold me up the river.
Fucking bitch.


Fuck my father
with his endless grief,


standing behind that bar,
sipping on club soda,


selling whiskey to firemen
and cheering the Bronx Bombers.


Let's go, Yankees!


Fuck this whole city
and everyone in it,


from the row houses of Astoria


to the penthouses
on Park Avenue,


from the projects in the Bronx
to the lofts in Soho,


from the tenements
in Alphabet City


to the brownstones
in Park Slope


to the split-levels
in Staten lsland,


Iet an earthquake crumble it,
let the fires rage,


Iet it burn to fucking ash,
and then let the waters rise


and submerge this whole
rat-infested place.


No.


No. Fuck you,
Montgomery Brogan.


You had it all,


and you threw it away,
you dumb fuck!..."