Memorable Movie Quotes

I can't remember where it's from. But the doctor is explaining what being a zombie is
"It's like they don't have a mind of their own"
"You mean they're like democrats?!"

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Originally posted by loopyprawn

Enough is enough! I have had it with these motherfucking snakes on this motherfucking plane!

Best damn quote ever.

Team America: World Police




Gary Johnston: We're dicks! We're reckless, arrogant, stupid dicks. And the Film Actors Guild are pussies. And Kim Jong Il is an asshole. Pussies don't like dicks, because pussies get fucked by dicks. But dicks also fuck assholes: assholes that just want to shit on everything. Pussies may think they can deal with assholes their way. But the only thing that can fuck an asshole is a dick, with some balls. The problem with dicks is: they fuck too much or fuck when it isn't appropriate - and it takes a pussy to show them that. But sometimes, pussies can be so full of shit that they become assholes themselves... because pussies are an inch and half away from ass holes. I don't know much about this crazy, crazy world, but I do know this: If you don't let us fuck this asshole, we're going to have our dicks and pussies all covered in shit!


Chris: [not moving] I was nineteen years old when the musical Cats came to our town.
[Gary stops and listens]
Chris: I couldn't wait to see it. After the show I was asked if I wanted to go meet some of the performers backstage. Man, I was thrilled. But when I got back there, they were drunk and out of control. Rumpus Cat and Macavity kept feeling up my leg. I tried to leave, but, Rumpleteazer held me down, and... I was raped by Mr. Mistoffelees.


Kim Jong Il: I'm so Ronery / So ronery / So ronery and sadry arone / There's no one / Just me onry / Sitting on my rittle throne / I work very hard to be number one guy / but, stiwr there's no one to right up my rife / Seems rike no one takes me serirousry / And so, I'm ronery / A rittle ronery / Poor rittle me / There's no one I can rerate to / Feewr rike a biwd in a cage / It's kinda siwry / but, not reawry / because, it's fiwring my body with rage / I'm the smartest, most crever, most physicawry fit / but, none of the women seem to give a shit / Maybe someday, they'wr awr notice me / And untiwr then, I'wr be ronery / Yeah, a rittle ronery / Poor rittle me...


America...
America...
America, FUCK YEAH!
Coming again, to save the mother fucking day yeah,
America, FUCK YEAH!
Freedom is the only way yeah,
Terrorist your game is through cause now you have to answer too,
America, FUCK YEAH!
So lick my butt, and suck on my balls,
America, FUCK YEAH!
What you going to do when we come for you now,
it’s the dream that we all share; it’s the hope for tomorrow

FUCK YEAH!

McDonalds, FUCK YEAH!
Wal-Mart, FUCK YEAH!
The Gap, FUCK YEAH!
Baseball, FUCK YEAH!
NFL, FUCK, YEAH!
Rock and roll, FUCK YEAH!
The Internet, FUCK YEAH!
Slavery, FUCK YEAH!

FUCK YEAH!

Starbucks, FUCK YEAH!
Disney world, FUCK YEAH!
Porno, FUCK YEAH!
Valium, FUCK YEAH!
Reeboks, FUCK YEAH!
Fake Tits, FUCK YEAH!
Sushi, FUCK YEAH!
Taco Bell, FUCK YEAH!
Rodeos, FUCK YEAH!
Bed bath and beyond (Fuck yeah, Fuck yeah)

Liberty, FUCK YEAH!
White Slips, FUCK YEAH!
The Alamo, FUCK YEAH!
Band-aids, FUCK YEAH!
Las Vegas, FUCK YEAH!
Christmas, FUCK YEAH!
Immigrants, FUCK YEAH!
Popeye, FUCK YEAH!
Demarcates, FUCK YEAH!
Republicans (republicans)
(fuck yeah, fuck yeah)
Sportsmanship
Books



This movie has some of the best quotes and lyrics to songs i have ever heard they just cracked me up

donny - those are pretty good burgers walter....
walter - shut the fuck up donny.

- Big Lebowski

Pulp Fiction (1994)
Samuel L. Jackson aka Jules

Jules: What does Marcellus Wallace look like?
Brett: What?
Jules: What country you from?
Brett: What?
Jules: What ain't no country I ever heard of! They speak English in What?
Brett: What?
Jules: ENGLISH, MOTHERFUCKER! DO-YOU-SPEAK-IT?
Brett: Yes!
Jules: Then you know what I'm saying!
Brett: Yes!
Jules: Describe what Marcellus Wallace looks like!
Brett: What, I-?
Jules: [pointing his gun] Say what again. SAY WHAT AGAIN. I dare you, I double dare you, motherfucker. Say what one more goddamn time.
Brett: He's b-b-black...
Jules: Go on.
Brett: He's bald...
Jules: Does he look like a bitch?
Brett: What?
[Jules shoots Brett in shoulder]
Jules: DOES HE LOOK LIKE A BITCH?
Brett: No!
Jules: Then why you try to fuck him like a bitch, Brett?
Brett: I didn't.
Jules: Yes you did. Yes you did, Brett. You tried to fuck him. And Marcellus Wallace don't like to be fucked by anybody, except Mrs. Wallace.

Pulp Fiction is full of fantastic script but i like these 2 for starters:-

Butch: You okay?
Marsellus: Naw man. I'm pretty fuckin' far from okay.
Butch: What now?
Marsellus: What now? Let me tell you what now. I'ma call a coupla hard, pipe-hittin' [blacklisted]s, who'll go to work on the homes here with a pair of pliers and a blow torch. You hear me talkin', hillbilly boy? I ain't through with you by a damn sight. I'ma get medieval on your ass.

and

Mia: Don't you hate that?

Vincent: What?

Mia: Uncomfortable silences. Why do we feel it's necessary to yak about bullshit in order to be comfortable?

Vincent: I don't know. That's a good question.

Mia: That's when you know you've found somebody special. When you can just shut the fuck up for a minute and comfortably enjoy the silence.

"You mean, let me understand this cause, ya know maybe it's me, I'm a little fucked up maybe, but I'm funny how, I mean funny like I'm a clown, I amuse you? I make you laugh, I'm here to fuckin' amuse you? What do you mean funny, funny how? How am I funny?"

Tommy De Vito (Joe Pesci) - Goodfellas

Pulp fiction,Jimmy {tarantino} talking about the "coffee in his kitchen",can"t remember it all,but its a good "un!

pulp fiction: the wolf;

'ok thats 30 minutes away. i'll be there in 10'

"8minutes 57seconds later"

private cowboy ! from "full metal jacket"

it looks like the best part of you ran down the crack of your mama's ass and ended up as a brown stain on the matras ....

Wayne's World (1992)

[Wayne and Garth are lying on the hood of the mirth-mobile, staring at the starlit sky]
Garth Algar: Sometimes I wish I could boldly go where no man has gone before... but I'll probably stay in Aurora. What are you thinking about?
Wayne Campbell: Cassandra. She's a fox. In French she would be called "la renarde" and she would be hunted with only her cunning to protect her.
Garth Algar: She's a babe.
Wayne Campbell: She's a robo-babe. In Latin she would be called "babia majora".
Garth Algar: If she were a president she would be Baberaham Lincoln.
[a brief pause]
Garth Algar: Did you ever find Bugs Bunny attractive when he put on a dress and played girl bunny?
Wayne Campbell: No.
[cracks up laughing]
Wayne Campbell: No.
Garth Algar: Neither did I. I was just asking.

Half Baked.

Harland williams on assrape in prison:

Dave Chappelle: Why do you have to be out in 11 days?

Harland Williams: The guy whos protecting my asshole gets out in 11 days.

Dave Chappelle: 11 days is kinda hard to do man, its not alot of time.

Harland Williams: Have you ever gotten naked and ran backwards through a corn field? *starts to cry*

Smokey, you mark that frame an 8 and your entering a world of pain, a world of pain. Has everyone gone fucking CRAZY, am I the only one around here who gives a shit about the rules. Mark it zero!!

and EVERYTHING else walter says in that movie....

The Da Vinchi Code:

Robert Langdon: I've got to get to a library... Fast!

Suicide Kings:

Walken (to Leary): Shoot him.

[Leary shoots Brett in leg]

Brett: Why me?

Walken: It was your plan, dummy.

Full Metal Jacket
Sgt. Hartman: How tall are you, private?
"Cowboy": Sir, five foot, nine, sir!
Sgt. Hartman: Five foot, nine, I didn't know they stacked sh** that high.

Sgt. Hartman: I bet you're the kind of guy that would fu** a person in the ass, and not even have the god damned common courtesy to give him a reach around.

"Cowboy": Been gettin' any?
"Joker": Only your sister.
"Cowboy": Well, better my sister than my mamma, but my mamma's not bad.

haven't seen this yet here
(fear and loathing in las vegas)
Raoul Duke: "We had two bags of grass, seventy-five pellets of mescaline, five sheets of high-powered blotter acid, a saltshaker half-full of cocaine, and a whole multi colored collection of uppers, downers, laughers, screamers... Also, a quart of tequila, a quart of rum, a case of beer, a pint of raw ether, and two dozen amyls. Not that we needed all that for the trip, but once you get into a serious drug collection, the tendency is to push it as far as you can. The only thing that really worried me was the ether. There is nothing in the world more helpless and irresponsible and depraved than a man in the depths of an ether binge, and I knew we'd get into that rotten stuff pretty soon."

John Wayne True Grit
"I never shot anybody I didn't have to."

Dumb and Dumber
Harry: Yeah I called her up, she gave me a bunch of crap about me not listening to her, or something, I don't know, I wasn't really paying attention.

The Wedding Singer
Robbie: Remember, alcohol equals puke equals smelly mess equals nobody likes you!

<center><small><B> The Boondock Saints (1999-2000)
Setting: Connor Murphy and rocco sitting around a table in the kichen with a cat and a loaded gun on the table.

Rocco: Ive been Working for those fat bastards since i was in high school. look at this place theyre fuckin' me man! They Can suck my pathetic little dick! and ill dip my nuts in Marinara sauce.. just so those fat bastards can get a taket of home while theyre at it. Fuck it! im doin it. Its DOne!

*rocco slams down fists onto table Gun Goes off and splatters kitty all over the walls*

Rocco: SHit!
Connor: Shit Shit!!
Murphy Oh My God!

*everyone scuffles around falls to floor*

Connor:What the Fuck!
Rocco: Im Hit
Connor: oh, fuck!
Rocco: WHat the Fuck!
Murphy: I cant Believe that just Fucking Happened!!
Rocco: Is it Dead?
Murphy: Oh My God.