Memorable Movie Quotes

Whats your best memorable movie quotes? post them here.. give movie title...and actor

Big Trouble in Little China (1986)
Kurt Russell aka Jack Buton

Jack Burton: Now I'm not saying that I've been everywhere and I've done everything, but I do know it's a pretty amazing planet we live on, and a man would have to be some kind of FOOL to think we're alone in THIS universe.
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Jack Burton: Just remember what ol' Jack Burton does when the earth quakes, the poison arrows fall from the sky, and the pillars of Heaven shake. Yeah, Jack Burton just looks that big old storm right in the eye and says, "Give me your best shot. I can take it."
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Jack Burton: Like I told my last wife, I said, "Honey, I never drive faster than I can see, and besides... it's all in the reflexes."
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Dirty Harry (1971)
Clint Eastwood aka Harry Callahan

Chief: Have you been following that man?
Harry Callahan: Yeah, I've been following him on my own time. And anybody can tell I didn't do that to him.
Chief: How?
Harry Callahan: Cause he looks too damn good, that's how!
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Harry Callahan: I know what you're thinking. "Did he fire six shots or only five?" Well, to tell you the truth, in all this excitement I kind of lost track myself. But being as this is a .44 Magnum, the most powerful handgun in the world, and would blow your head clean off, you've got to ask yourself a question: Do I feel lucky? Well, do ya, punk?
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[Harry Callahan has to explain why he shot a man]
Harry Callahan: Well, when an adult male is chasing a female with intent to commit rape, I shoot the bastard. That's my policy.
The Mayor: Intent? How did you establish that?
Harry Callahan: When a naked man is chasing a woman through an alley with a butcher's knife and a hard-on, I figure he isn't out collecting for the Red Cross!
[walks out of the room]
The Mayor: He's got a point.
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The Mayor: Well let's have it.
Harry Callahan: Have what?
The Mayor: A report! What have you been doing?
Harry Callahan: Well, for the past three quarters of an hour I've been sitting on my ass in your outer office waiting on you!

ok eh for help on finding one from a movie you like...use imdb.com or somthings else...does any one watch movies that are not porn in here?

u cant forget "you were only supposed to blow the bloody doors off"
Michael Caine - The Italian Job

"your carrying a wasted girl and a bag of fertiliser.....you dont look like your average hortifuckingculturalist"
Steve Mackintosh - Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels 1999

Of course Al Pacino in Scarface:
Chichi, get the yeyo.
Also remarkable:
I'm Tony Montana! You fuck with me, you fuckin' with the best!
And the last from scarface:
You wanna fuck with me? Okay. You wanna play rough? Okay. Say hello to my little friend!

Maybe not the best movie, but some of the lines are legendary.

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Originally posted by jonjarvis26

"your carrying a wasted girl and a bag of fertiliser.....you dont look like your average hortifuckingculturalist"
Steve Mackintosh - Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels 1999

classic

Please please help me to remember and translate!!!
The best memorable movie quotes for me was in THE SNATCH (Guy Ritchie), when a short-haired men saw two boys handing a Replica gun and tell them that They would be *ucked.

Help me

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Originally posted by alex80

Please please help me to remember and translate!!!
The best memorable movie quotes for me was in THE SNATCH (Guy Ritchie), when a short-haired men saw two boys handing a Replica gun and tell them that They would be *ucked.

Help me

Snatch. (2000)
Vinnie Jones aka Bullet Tooth Tony

Bullet Tooth Tony: So, you are obviously the big dick. The men on the side of ya are your balls. There are two types of balls. There are big brave balls, and there are little mincey faggot balls.

Vinny: These are your last words, so make them a prayer.

Bullet Tooth Tony: Now, dicks have drive and clarity of vision, but they are not clever. They smell pussy and they want a piece of the action. And you thought you smelled some good old pussy, and have brought your two small mincey faggot balls along for a good old time. But you've got your parties mangled up. There's no pussy here, just a dose that'll make you wish you were born a woman. Like a prick, you are having second thoughts. You are shrinking, and your two little balls are shrinking with you. And the fact that you've got "Replica" written down the side of your gun...

[Zoom in on the side of Sol's gun, which indeed has "REPLICA" etched on the side; zoom out, as they sneak peeks at the sides of their guns]
Bullet Tooth Tony: And the fact that I've got "Desert Eagle point five O"...
[Withdraws his gun and puts it on the table]

Bullet Tooth Tony: Written down the side of mine...

[They look, zoom in on the side of his gun, which indeed has "DESERT EAGLE .50" etched on the side]
Bullet Tooth Tony: Should precipitate your balls into shrinking, along with your presence. Now... Fuck off!

i was just about to ryt that!!! also a classic

Sesame Street: Follow That Birds (1985)

Big Bird: Fuck this shit, fuck those annoying lil pissant kids. I need to get away from those shitheads and go get some hot mexican bitch vagina. Now hand over the fucking pot you bogarting asshole.

also from snatch

Turkish - "Fuck me Tom, Wats that?"
Tommy - "Its ma belt Turkish"
Turkish - "No tommy, thers a gun in ya trousers"
Tommy - "Its for protection"
Turkish - "Protection from what Tommy? zee Germans?"

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Originally posted by Kanzen

Sesame Street: Follow That Birds (1985)

Big Bird: Fuck this shit, fuck those annoying lil pissant kids. I need to get away from those shitheads and go get some hot mexican bitch vagina. Now hand over the fucking pot you bogarting asshole.

Yeah if only.. that would been great if when I was younger to learn that

Guy Ritchie films are fukin packed wit em

Brick top - "in the quiet words of the virgin mary, come again"
"do you no what nemesis means? a righteous infliction of retribution manifested by an appropriate agent, personified in this case by a 'orrible cunt.....me"

Avi - "Shut up and sit down you big bald fuck"

Lock Stock
Frank Harper - 'BANG' "AH, shit i bin shot"
Steve Sweeny - "i dont fukin believe this could everyone stop gettin shot"

Soap - "also i think knives are a good idea, big fuck off shiny ones.....guns for show, knives for a pro"

Vinnie Jones - "there is one more thing, its bin emotional"

Pulp Fiction (1994) - Jules' Ezekiel 25:17 speech:

"The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he who in the name of charity and good will shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness, for he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon thee."

@++speed++freak+ :You are the man !!!

Thanx for helping a little mafia boy (with his replica)

dodgeball.

White Goodman: Go ahead, make your jokes, Mr. Jokey... Joke-maker. But let me hit you with some knowledge. Quit now. Save yourself the embarrassment of losing with these losers in Las Vegas, La Fleur.
Peter La Fleur: Alliteration aside, I'll take my chances in the tournament.
White Goodman: Yeah, you will take your chances.
Peter La Fleur: I know. I just said that.
White Goodman: I know you just said that.
Peter La Fleur: Okay, I'm not sure where you're going with this.
White Goodman: Well, I'm not sure where *you're* going with this.
Peter La Fleur: That's what I said.
White Goodman: That's what I'm saying to *you.*
Peter La Fleur: All right.
White Goodman: ...TouchÈ.

better off dead..
"lane... i've been going to this high school for 7 and a half years... i'm no dummy"

From Dogma

Loki:
You got to read at Sodom and Gomorrah. I had to do all the work.
Bartleby:
What work did you do? You lit a few fires.
Loki:
I rained down sulfur, man. There's a subtle difference.
Bartleby:
Oh, okay, I'm sure.
Loki:
Hey, you know, fu** you man. Any moron with a pack of matches can set a fire. Raining down sulfur is like an endurance trial. Mass genocide is the most exhausting activity one can engage in . . . next to soccer.

Enough is enough! I have had it with these motherfucking snakes on this motherfucking plane!

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Originally posted by alex80

@++speed++freak+ :You are the man !!!

Thanx for helping a little mafia boy (with his replica)

Hey don alexo where's my truck load of stolen marlbros?oh i will dispose of the driver!