Legs for Tits Spam

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Originally posted by EricLindros

Um, what's that?

I,ve seen the comercial a few times before, once I even decided to load and try, then I freaked when I realised that the instal prog was like Old School Dos....

lol


GHETTO

Also, I gotta say, I did a pretty good job reviving this spam thread, back around the 80 page area.

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Originally posted by EricLindros

Also, I gotta say, I did a pretty good job reviving this spam thread, back around the 80 page area.

Soo...

Sets tend to work out better for other people than they do me...

Man, Role Models is a good movie.

Wheeler: What'd you have for dinner?
Danny: Was it cocaine?

Great scene. The facial expressions during the deliveries are the best part.

There is just so much comedy in the movie..it's weird people don't bring it up more often..


Danny: "No, I like to rock n' roll all night and *part* of every day. I usually have errands... I can only rock from like 1-3"

Wheeler: "Is the get out of jail free card based on an actual thing?"


I also watched Fired Up earlier, and I lol'd a few times. It was shitty, but like..not really bad, it's worth watching..

I love Role Models...

The king: "I would love to see you penetrate me again!"





Wheeler: Did you know that bald eagles are known to engage in a bizarre mating ritual where two eagles fly upwards, lock talons, and fall towards the earth while rotating, separating almost before they crash into the ground, if and only if they consummate their bird fuck. If they don't, they are willing to accept their death by hard ground. It's the ultimate race against the clock.

Augie Farks: Why are you telling me this?

Wheeler: Why would I not?

Wheeler: "Guess what I did last night."

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Originally posted by Bangledesh

Wheeler: "Guess what I did last night."

Why can they never put me at a table where I either:
A- Am the big stack, or
B- Am not sat next to a guy with at least twice as many chips as me?

Gayle Sweeny: "One call to the judge from me, and you'll be in the slamma' like MC Hamma'"

Wheeler: "Did MC Hammer go to prison?"

Gayle Sweeny: "He certainly did...or he came very close.

The Starbucks scene is pretty awesome too.

Wheeler: "It takes a village"
Girl: "What?"
Wheeler: "Hillary Clinton. It takes a village. I'm kind of into politics."
Girl <disgusted>: "I'm kind of engaged"
Wheeler: "I kind of have a boner"

HOLY CRAP!!!!

I had the best hand! (Happens a lot)

AND IT WON!! (Happens rarely enough to warrant my happy dance. And I don't dance!)







...The dance is really just an arm pump, and a really emphatic "Cha-Chow!"