Legs for Tits Spam

My Pen0s...actual size ---->

MY FEET HURT

Chop them off.

They'll stop hurting then.


lol

Yeah, do that.

Also, why do they hurt? Did some mean kids talk you into jumping over a fire while you were burning some Guy Fawkes?

my sister's cat is in my fucking lap

she always comes up and bothers me when i'm trying to do something and it's fuckin annoying.

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Originally posted by EricLindros

my sister's cat is in my fucking lap

she always comes up and bothers me when i'm trying to do something and it's fuckin annoying.

She probably heard internet rumors about your penis size.

lol

It's ok now.

One of the dogs came upstairs and she got scurred and ran away.

Our puppy just got spayed on Wednesday (per Bob Barker) and she doesn't know enough to take it easy. I can see more vet bills in my future.

Our one dog had that issue.

She doesn't realize that she's a land mammal, and isn't supposed to fly.


She didn't have any issues with her spaying, other than developing a small hematoma under her incision, but it wasn't really an issue.

So what extreme awesome things are you guys up to this weekend?

Powered Parachuting on Sunday!

I have to basically memorize most of the muscles in the body; their names, origins, insertions, and functions.

Good times.

@Screwy: Neat.

@Lindros: Holy shit...far less neat.

Also, I'll get you, beer baron.

No you wont.

I'll probably slack and play some poker or something.

I hate poker.

I made one misstep so far in the last 2 days. I folded AK against an All-In, and a re-raise All-In.
Woulda won that. But technically it didn't cost me anything.

However, the 3 times that I've flopped a set of Aces, has cost me 40 bucks.
I've won 5 showdowns.

In two fucking days.

I called a raise, reraise-all in, on the 2nd hand of a 180 man tournament with AK and lost.

So that sucked.

Shouldn't have done that anyway fool.

The one dude had AJ soooted.

The other dude had AA.

AA won.