It's Happened to All of Us

So you're there in your bed looking at daddy's playboy, stroking your twelve year old cum rod with your door semi-closed. Your mom walks down the hallway and boom your door is opened, exposing your puny tool to her just as you shoot a stream of fresh cum all over your Michael Jordan comforter. Or wait, maybe you were 17 and fucking the shit out of some chick from school when your dad walks in. She's on the top and your inside of her, you're too slow to jump off and of course you don't have anything covering the view, so you release right inside her, presenting your O-faces. No, maybe it was little Jonny who rushed in after he saw Mike Wazowski in his closet. Your hunny's flopping breasts and you smacking her booming ass is clearly visible to Jonny, ruining his life forever.

So this is obviously a thread about getting caught doing the no-pants dance. Here's mine:

My girlfriend and I went to a fellow classmate's party a few years back. It seemed like any other high school party until the fellow classmate brought out some beer from his dad's stash. My girl and I ended up getting pretty drunk and wild so we somehow got upstairs to the friend's sister's room (I think). She stripped everything off - her jeans, panties, top, bra. We ended up going through it all - making out, groping each other, and finally I put my cock inside her. She was riding on top and apparently we wasted a lot of time together because next thing I remember is the friend's mom standing there in shock with the door open. Imagine being a parent and walking into one of your own room's with some random teenagers fucking on your daughter's bed. Yeah, so obviously they forced us out and I think we were the last people to leave from the party. Pretty shitty feeling when everyone you knows you were doing the hanky panky and you lose some adults' trust. It helped knowing the kid who hosted got shitted on by his parents though. Looking back it was a pretty good thrill.

Hopefully you got a good picture, but let's hear some more...

iv never been caught wacking it......thank god

I have never, in my entire life, been caught whacking it or having sex with anyone. I just had a simple rule: I NEVER, ever whacked it unless I was behind a locked door.

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Originally posted by Jeff613

I have never, in my entire life, been caught whacking it or having sex with anyone. I just had a simple rule: I NEVER, ever whacked it unless I was behind a locked door.

You've missed out. It's a good thrill knowing someone is wondering about and could come in on you any moment.

Never got caught jerkin the gerkin.


When I was 16, my gf and I were going at it. Her on top, we had all our clothes on still but she was wearing short shorts. I just unzipped and slid in. Had the blanket part way on us. While halfway through my mom walked in and started talking to me asking me questions. We didn't move just tried to play it cool. Lucky enough my mom wasn't exactly too bright about these kinds of things. God I hated living at home.

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Originally posted by PinkPanty

So you're there in your bed looking at daddy's playboy, stroking your twelve year old cum rod with your door semi-closed. Your mom walks down the hallway and boom your door is opened, exposing your puny tool to her just as you shoot a stream of fresh cum all over your Michael Jordan comforter. Or wait, maybe you were 17 and fucking the shit out of some chick from school when your dad walks in. She's on the top and your inside of her, you're too slow to jump off and of course you don't have anything covering the view, so you release right inside her, presenting your O-faces. No, maybe it was little Jonny who rushed in after he saw Mike Wazowski in his closet. Your hunny's flopping breasts and you smacking her booming ass is clearly visible to Jonny, ruining his life forever.

So this is obviously a thread about getting caught doing the no-pants dance. Here's mine:

My girlfriend and I went to a fellow classmate's party a few years back. It seemed like any other high school party until the fellow classmate brought out some beer from his dad's stash. My girl and I ended up getting pretty drunk and wild so we somehow got upstairs to the friend's sister's room (I think). She stripped everything off - her jeans, panties, top, bra. We ended up going through it all - making out, groping each other, and finally I put my cock inside her. She was riding on top and apparently we wasted a lot of time together because next thing I remember is the friend's mom standing there in shock with the door open. Imagine being a parent and walking into one of your own room's with some random teenagers fucking on your daughter's bed. Yeah, so obviously they forced us out and I think we were the last people to leave from the party. Pretty shitty feeling when everyone you knows you were doing the hanky panky and you lose some adults' trust. It helped knowing the kid who hosted got shitted on by his parents though. Looking back it was a pretty good thrill.

Hopefully you got a good picture, but let's hear some more...

As soon as I read "12 year old cum rod" I quit reading..Dude what the fuck man!

PP posting far to much about 12 years olds.....I feel a ban in my bones

WTF, just share a damn story.

Ok, so I was 12...wait a moment...I got fished in......dam you and your cunning pedophile charm.

well, this particular time i hadn't seen my ex for a while. her and her mom were there to greet me at SF airport. some time into our drive back to her place i had my hand down the front of my girls pants rubbing her clit whilst i had one hand on the wheel. her mom was in the back seat sleeping, i think

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Originally posted by Bigdaddydiesel

Ok, so I was 12...wait a moment...I got fished in......dam you and your cunning pedophile charm.

Pink-

Don't worry about da fools that post stupid off topic bullshit ... just watch your thread , post youself every once in awhile to keep it fresh and you will probably get some interesting stuff.
( Check out this thread I started a week ago and you will see what I mean)
http://www.whatboyswant.com/forum_read/2639641/

Now for my story;

I toured on and off for about 15yrs as a roadie for rock bands (lighting) and one of the perks was we got backstage passes to hand out to chicks in exchange for blowjobs. So when I was 19yrs old and on my first really big tour (RATT:Invasion of your Sanity) I pulled this nice little hottie chick backstage with the deal sealed (i.e. blowjob=backstage pass) but had no place to take her. I got her to kneel down behind a roadcase, unzipped, and she started gobbing the knob. Well, she is bobbin' away like a champ and I am getting ready to grab the back of her head to make sure she catches the load and swallows, when we are suddenly in the middle of a bright pool of light. My crew boss had got a bunch of the guys together and they had all gotten thier Maglite flashlights and watched until he gave the siginal. So I am standing there and she is STILL bobbin' away even though there are like ten or twelve guys aiming lights at us and watching. I look up and there are some people in the seats up and behind the stage, watching and TAKING PICTURES. (Thank god this was before digital cameras ,1985) I am so distacted that I forget to grab her head and she pulls away and I splat all over her face ,tits (I forgot to mention she had pulled her shirt up so I could play with her tits) and skirt and she flips out. So she's screaming ,the crew is laughing, cameras are flashing and I am just frozen there with my pants around my ankles and my dick hanging out. My crew boss presented me later with a nice picture with a little speech about how I had finally become a real roadie ,blah,blah,blah.
As I am thinking about this, I am woundering if I might go to my storage space and dig out that and some of my other old touring photos and poloriods and scan them in for you guys. I'm sure that the younger guys will get a hoot out of the chicks with big 80's hair,the spandex tights ,shredded jeans and T-shirts. I'll keep you posted
Anyway ...hows that for a story.

Later,

Z

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Originally posted by Stone-Cold

As soon as I read "12 year old cum rod" I quit reading..Dude what the fuck man!

fuck yeah....whats with all the 12 year old boy talk lately

youre acting more and more like addiction daily

I dont know..but I know I dont like it..

@ Zeitgeist

why are your posts always so fucking long? ......damn...u know ppl dont read that shit

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Originally posted by Latino

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As soon as I read "12 year old cum rod" I quit reading..Dude what the fuck man!

fuck yeah....whats with all the 12 year old boy talk lately

youre acting more and more like addiction daily
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Remember when addiction got heat for uploading underage girls and talking about kids?

Yeah, I remember that.

Im getting tired of the underage talk around here also, it's not wanted


i never got caught, but i caught my brother fucking his gf a couple times.

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Originally posted by Zeitgeist

As I am thinking about this, I am woundering if I might go to my storage space and dig out that and some of my other old touring photos and poloriods and scan them in for you guys. I'm sure that the younger guys will get a hoot out of the chicks with big 80's hair,the spandex tights ,shredded jeans and T-shirts. I'll keep you posted

Get em and post em. Been a long time since I've seen those kinda pics. My ex threw out all the ones I had from playing gigs in the late 80's early 90's. I miss those damn pics.

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Originally posted by Bigdaddydiesel

Ok, so I was 12...wait a moment...I got fished in......dam you and your cunning pedophile charm.

Wow, this board fucking blows. One attempt at a joke and another attempt at starting a thread and everyone goes insane. You guys completely missed the point of this topic.

It's not the board, it's the people.