It's Happened to All of Us

Never been caught stroking it...but my dad walked into the basement while I was getting a hummer on the couch. It was classic, he just looked up and turned right around and went back up the stairs, didn't miss a beat, like it was what he was trying to do all along.

Early 90's stationed over in the desert. Went out to the end of the runway to have a little fun with a girl (Army) that I worked with. Did I metion that this was a bare bone base and the showers weren't even hooked up? 17 days without a shower in the desert and I'm getting laid in a truck. We are at the end of runway doing our thing when planes start to land. Three on them so low I thought they were going to land on top of us. After all that we still finished.

For those of you criticizing PinkPanty: get stuffed and grow a sense of humour! I, for one, thought the intro to be quite amusing and did not assume any of its "risque" dialogue to be literal...

Anyhoo...

The first time I was caught was actually via my GF's mum over the phone...she was on top when the phone rang and we decided that she should answer as it was most likely one of her friends calling (and we could potentially disturb them quite thoroughly!). Well...after she said "Hello", her cheeky smile quickly faded as she followed it up with, "OH! Hi mum..." I couldn't stop laughing!!!

Then, with another ex, I was on her doggy style when I noticed that her bedroom door was open at least six inches...and that her mother was walking past on her way to the laundry room! We had thought we'd had the house to ourselves!!! Guess not...


...and now, my fiance and I always do it where we might get caught (not by family members though...that's just too wrong!) Being caught by roommates and neighbours, however, is fair game! Changerooms in the mall, at the University, and if we do it at our place, we almost always leave the door open!