Is it time for Pooter spam, I think not

I'll pass betty crocker...

I'll just have me a half flat pepsi lime and some gross pizza crap that is DESTROYING MY MOUTH.

Sticks and stones may break my bones.....

If you like that feeling then I'll just leave some out for a week and then send you some.

(I'm more like the iron chef)

Sounds sexy..so what's new dude.

I'm bored...entertain me with your tales of interest.

But I'm bored too. I just checked here to see if you had anything interesting to say. BRB gotta go check the boredom thread.

I do not. I asked a really, really old ex girlfriend if she wanted to go to a titty bar this weekend.

She was not amused. I probably could have done it before midnight...or asked a girl that doesn't hate me, either way, lulz were had.

Asking chicks to a titty bar is the best. It's also awesome when they go with you, because for some reason that makes the strippers think you're a decent guy, and they're all excited that they have someone other than some dirty guy to smile at/talk to/shake their ass in their general direction, etc.

Just good times all around.

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Originally posted by Sugarpie

"this is a family tree, if uhh your family was made up of whores"

"If they, like, did this chart long enough...they could find out where herpes began, huhhuhuuh"


Snookie: "....I'm a whore, hello?"
Butthead: "that's how she answers the phone...huuuhuhhhuh"

I could have done one of the few that I've met over the last 18 months. Well I just don't want the headaches that everyone of them want.

(like to make me their man)

I'm going fishing in my new canoe tomorrow by myself! (after that is when I grill the marinated pork ribs)

Trifecta of Martinis maybe......whew ! This girl is tipsy, and you guys are having too much fun. C ya tomorrow.

( Be nice to we 'muricans)

I'm not a huge fan of martinis, to be honest. I guess I'm no James Bond. Although some of the more specialty types are good. Had a berry martini a while back that was actually very taasty.

I had a few beers earlier tonight, but that was so long ago that all the tipsy has gone away.

I might start rocking the monkhood again...it has been a rough couple weeks.

Being inside some fine upstanding young lady will make me feel better maybe.

Well my buzz is going now. So much so I almost invited F to go canoeing.

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Originally posted by Hondawg

I might start rocking the monkhood again...it has been a rough couple weeks.

You the boss, just do it! (you can have the chief of Monks title back)

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Originally posted by HondaMonk

Being inside some fine upstanding young lady will make me feel better maybe.

Yes it does help. Just watch out of those claws in the future

ROFL !

Thanks for the (tentative) invite NT, but I paddle in my own canoe. In my own lake

You guys are on your own now. I am off to bed.......

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Originally posted by Notech

Well my buzz is going now. So much so I almost invited F to go canoeing.

I thought you might get a kick out of that F. G'nite.

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Originally posted by oldschoolHonda

It's usually little things with me and women, I can get over minor physical things, if I'm into their personality, like if they're awesome. But then every time you think you're with a super nice girl, it turns out she's racist, or was raped..or all sorts of shit that has emotionally fucked her up. Then you go after girls who are just trophies...and they're unbearable to talk to, shallow..and I always feel like a bank.

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Originally posted by Honda

I wonder if anyone in a relationship is like...completely happy and satisfied. Like, is that doable...can I meet a girl and just love her and be happy, and be totally happy with the way she looks and acts, and she feels the same? Like, does that happen?..Because I always get the impression 95% of people are just faking it for the sex. Like I usually do.

Remains legit.


I notech'd.

Sssssh. I am splashing........

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Originally posted by F1098

ROFL !

Thanks for the (tentative) invite NT, but I paddle in my own canoe. In my own lake

You guys are on your own now. I am off to bed.......

...

Man, trying to get pics of everyone for my iPhone profiles is surprisingly annoying.

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Originally posted by EricLindros

Asking chicks to a titty bar is the best. It's also awesome when they go with you, because for some reason that makes the strippers think you're a decent guy, and they're all excited that they have someone other than some dirty guy to smile at/talk to/shake their ass in their general direction, etc.

Just good times all around.


...

"If they, like, did this chart long enough...they could find out where herpes began, huhhuhuuh"


Snookie: "....I'm a whore, hello?"
Butthead: "that's how she answers the phone...huuuhuhhhuh"

I like everything about this reply.

Strippers - good
Jokes about whores - good
Beavis & Butthead - good
Snookie - .... Well 3 outta 4 aint so bad.

Yeh that sssssh made my day. never mind the stifled laughter in the back ground F.

Ohh...SP.

Shit just got real.