Is it time for Pooter spam, I think not

It's just down the road, but it's not outside my house, and that's enough.

Okay, drink this in suckas, because it's happening.

So, I need porn now....I've decided porn is going to be necessary for a couple of weeks at the earliest.

So, I have two external hds....one is full of porn I've downloaded over the past....fuck, decade?..Has it been a decade?..wow.

Anyway, decade of pr0n. The second HD I have is full of porn I've made...with the girls I've been with. The one with the generic porn is an old pos ex hd...and the one with my homemade epic porn...is a maxor blackarmor.

They are both failing. Starting to lose data and shit, I've known about this for a long time..I just haven't had the time to backup mah files.

Okay, my laptop...has stopped recognizing shit...so, I fire up my old, old...old desktop computer, eye light up...ready to just copy and paste porn for hours.

It doesn't work. It starts but nothing boots up.

I get my parents computer, and stealth it in here so I can throw the HD out of the desktop, into their computer, then back up my external hds.

I then realize that it requires a dvi input, my monitor is vga. I fucking rage so hard I almost punch my tv...then, brainstorm. I have the internal bits from my old WD mybook 500...and I can hook them into the hd, and use it as an external off my laptop.

I find all this shit, get it all going..lulzing the whole the at my epicness.

THE USB PORTS STILL DON'T RECOGNIZE SHIT, DUMBASS SELF!..so after all that time was wasted. I decided to use my phone to google if I can just put my laptop hd in the desktop, then clone it to a new hd.

Then the screen on my fucking cell phone starts fucking up.

Then the fucking lightbulb blew in my room

It's bad enough I have dial up, you're fucking pushing it...life!

NOT THE LIGHTBULB!

It was the worst part.

I don't even know man..I've only got like....maybe 8gb of porn on here...and it's all pretty meh.


It's all pretty meh!

I have some to spare.

If only you could download it.

I like your avy.

Also, does anyone have homemade porn...or am I gross? lol

I can't answer that second question until I see some of this homemade porn. Prolly not gross, but you might be rockin some huge hairy man-bush or soemthing, and then yeah, that's kinda gross.

I mean is it gross to make it? lol...I assumed with digicams and cellphones...everyone had some pics of them going balls deep.

Also, I'm hairless most of the time......*winkyface*

Nah, it's pretty common as far as I can tell.



Like, I've seen Fefe and Demos girl and PPML all naked at some point or another, so, yeah, it seems peeps like to take the noodie pics of themselves.

Man, PPML sure is attractive.

Fond memories.

http://27bslash6.com/sad.html

I would fucking wreck Selena Gomez.

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Originally posted by Honda_X

Man, PPML sure is attractive.

Fond memories.

Hey...that's my fiancé you're talking about there.

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Hey...that's my fiancé you're talking about there.

So, when are you going to get married? I am waiting my invitation..

Morning all!

Holy crap!!!.....i only got 15 days left of my sponsor membership

Better jump on that!!

I've got like tons of home made nOOdie pics, but no vids, I don't have a cam for vids

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Originally posted by Jullexxx

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So, when are you going to get married? I am waiting my invitation..

We're still working out the details.

New sump pump installed and working properly, damn I do good work