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If a scumbag gropes your gf or wife

Starter: ChinoCochino Posted: 18 years ago Views: 5.3K
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#2453089
Lvl 10
Hmmm.. What would Bond do? A quick right hook and challenge him to a drinking game.. as many Vodka Martini's as you can.. shaken not stirred!
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#2453090
Lvl 8
If a guy looked at my wife, I wouldn't care, unless he was staring. If a guy actually grabbed my wife, I think i would be justified in either, running his ass over with my car, or using the nearest blunt instrument to knock his f*cking head off.

Really though, is the guy going to learn a lesson, if you don't teach him? I wouldn't let a pervert do that to my wife.
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#2453091
Lvl 21
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Originally posted by AbrahamLincoln

You guys who want to kill every guy that looks at your girlfriend or cops a feel must never have dated a hot girl. If I was like that I would have been in a fight 3 times a day with some of my old girlfriends. All you have to do is give the guy a look or tap him on the shoulder and say "Sorry dude, she's with me." There is no reason to kill a guy for crap like that. It's not like it matters that much.

I'm willing to bet that at least half the guys that said they would start a fight never actually would.

I've had several hot chicks...very hot chicks and yes some pervs would try to grab a handful, but I always chased them off. If I hadn't my gf's woul've asked me why I didn't protect them.

The reason that you protect your gf/wife is because she's with 'you' and doesn't want to be mauled by someone else!
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#2453092
Lvl 15
I'd shake the guys hand (after he washed it of course), man if he wants her he can have her! She's the size of a house with the personal hygene of an armless hobo and a face like a monkey eating a lemon.
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#2453093
Lvl 23
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#2453094
Lvl 9
All of you young Turks - you really make this old guy laugh. I wrestled (heavyweight-220lbs/100k)and played Div-1 college football (MLB) for a well-known university in NY State, albeit back in the mid-80's.
At 5'9" and between 220lbs and 255lbs, I could bench press over 500lbs and still run 40yds in under 4.6seconds.

Fast forward 20 yrs, I am probably still not a guy you want to fuck with, but, I have learned that things have changed - fools will blow you away for looking at them, taking their parking place or for any of a number of nonsensical, imagined or perceived slights. So take if from a old has-been, think before you act - if you do, you might be able to be an old has-been someday also.
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#2453095
Lvl 11
first, you comfirm that the guy really IS the guy that groped your wife/gf. then you calmly walk up to him, and punch him in the throat. after that. continue shopping.
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#2453096
Lvl 23
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Originally posted by Rockjaw

All of you young Turks - you really make this old guy laugh. I wrestled (heavyweight-220lbs/100k)and played Div-1 college football (MLB) for a well-known university in NY State, albeit back in the mid-80's.
At 5'9" and between 220lbs and 255lbs, I could bench press over 500lbs and still run 40yds in under 4.6seconds.

Fast forward 20 yrs, I am probably still not a guy you want to fuck with, but, I have learned that things have changed - fools will blow you away for looking at them, taking their parking place or for any of a number of nonsensical, imagined or perceived slights. So take if from a old has-been, think before you act - if you do, you might be able to be an old has-been someday also.


Some of them think they can dodge bullets.
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#2453097
Lvl 10
Call me conservative or just new ages but I would do nothing about unless she was pissed. If she was pissed about it I have no doubt she would go over and give him the slap he deserved. I would stand and laugh, if he then decided to wail on her well then I am sure I would have to do something, depends on the guy: probably run anyway. What can you do until it happens, what if he is huge and his muscles have muscles, or if he and his three friends all have big knives or worse?? No point dying for that sort of thing, too many hot heads about, I am not saying you should suck it in and take. I am saying don't put your head in the lions mouth unless you just took all his teeth out. Violence begets violence.
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#2453098
Lvl 24
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Originally posted by BigDic

I'd shake the guys hand (after he washed it of course), man if he wants her he can have her! She's the size of a house with the personal hygene of an armless hobo and a face like a monkey eating a lemon.


youre such a cunt biggie
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#2453099
Lvl 43
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Originally posted by HighGuy

[reply=Rockjaw]
All of you young Turks - you really make this old guy laugh. I wrestled (heavyweight-220lbs/100k)and played Div-1 college football (MLB) for a well-known university in NY State, albeit back in the mid-80's.
At 5'9" and between 220lbs and 255lbs, I could bench press over 500lbs and still run 40yds in under 4.6seconds.

Fast forward 20 yrs, I am probably still not a guy you want to fuck with, but, I have learned that things have changed - fools will blow you away for looking at them, taking their parking place or for any of a number of nonsensical, imagined or perceived slights. So take if from a old has-been, think before you act - if you do, you might be able to be an old has-been someday also.


Some of them think they can dodge bullets.
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Rockjaw...good point!....I'm a lover..not a fighter...I myself don't like to fight..BUT it has happened nonetheless. And I'm still here. Took a knife in the chest outside a bar one night about 12 yrs ago...and I'm still here. It all started over some drunk ass groping my woman..and I saw him do it. I went up and asked him if he liked it..he replied "Hell Yeah"...I said "Good! I got something I wanna show ya outside other than my womans ass you'll like better"...we proceeded to step outside and when I turned around, he plunged a knife in my chest...I hit the guy before I went down..but to no avail. Next thing I remember was waking up in ICU...so no, violence isn't the way to handle things in my opinion...here's a pic of the scar I will have to remind me of that fact...as for dodging bullets??....haven't tried that yet. It's a crazy ass world and ya just gotta be careful what you do...

Badboy

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#2453100
Lvl 9
if you're worried about such things sign her up for karate or soemthing.

my wife took a year of karate - not enough to really defend herself but enough to put a hurting on any scumbag who gets too friendly.

as an extra plus it's n excellent workout - she was in great shape at the time and super energetic on top of that
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#2453101
Lvl 6
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Originally posted by Eyepopper

I would've grabbed HIS ass and asked if he'd like to come back to our dungeon for some "slave games", then turned to my mife and say "I told you someone would be into it... go get some candles, duct tape and ky jelly" then I'd have turned back to the guy, smiled, winked and said... you dont know how long we've been looking for someone like you... how long can you hold you're breath?


you rock!
That is too funny.

Hugs and Hissessss,
Maria
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