Hunting with Dick Cheney

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Originally posted by Dick-Tater

*kasuls all fewcher hunting trips with Dick*

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Originally posted by Nasty_One

Damn, the media are fucktards. There are real stories goning on out there. Just no real reporters.

Naaa.. I won't pile on here.. I'm a good sport . Besides.. this one's to easy!!! However..hmmmm the Vice President shooting someone... not a story...dream on!! You're old enough to remember Aaron Burr!!

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Originally posted by Dick-Tater

*kasuls all fewcher hunting trips with Dick*

Ummm... a bad Elmer Fudd imitation???

Not saying it isn't a story. It's just that the media is sensationalising it. Kinda like when there is snow on the ground and they go to a reporter on scene in the middle of the city. "It snowed and there is lots of this white powder on the ground. It's very cold. Children seem to love throwing this stuff at each other. Join me tonight at 11 0'clock for an exclusive. I will tell you the horrible truth about YELLOW snow and what you need to do if you see it. Back to you Kent."

I don't think it's as big a deal as they're making it.

It was a hunting accident. It wasn't something that needed an immediate press conference.

dick musta grandfathered in on his hunter saftey course, and his ignorrance of the proper permit is hilarious also.....i feel sorry for the victim though, i guess its more serious than first expected

Let's see here, Iran is building nukes to use on infidels worldwide. That concerns me more than a hunting accident.

But for those who must know:

I'd rather hunt with Dick Cheney
Than ride with Ted Kennedy.

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Originally posted by steelnail

Let's see here, Iran is building nukes to use on infidels worldwide. That concerns me more than a hunting accident.

But for those who must know:

I'd rather hunt with Dick Cheney
Than ride with Ted Kennedy.

good point

I would do neither.

Both them fuckers are dangerous.

I heard Bush once snagged his fishing partner in the balls while fishing off the texas coast. Anyone else hear of such tragedy?

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Originally posted by JohnScary

This is not funny. I was also shot once. It was friendly fire as well. It was so friendly it came from my own gun.
Although, this gives me an idea. I wonder if Teresa would like go hunting some time. Maybe she can wear her warm cap with all the feathers in it??? Hum....

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Originally posted by steelnail

I'd rather hunt with Dick Cheney
Than ride with Ted Kennedy.

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Originally posted by Nasty_One

Not saying it isn't a story. It's just that the media is sensationalising it. Kinda like when there is snow on the ground and they go to a reporter on scene in the middle of the city. "It snowed and there is lots of this white powder on the ground. It's very cold. Children seem to love throwing this stuff at each other. Join me tonight at 11 0'clock for an exclusive. I will tell you the horrible truth about YELLOW snow and what you need to do if you see it. Back to you Kent."

i think they are skillfully using this to distract everyone from the other craziness going on that they want people to know about even less.

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Originally posted by [M

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i think they are skillfully using this to distract everyone from the other craziness going on that they want people to know about even less.

Dick Cheney: "Hey Harry how'd you like to do your country a great service?"
Harry Whittington:"well gee Mr. Vice President i'd be honoured"
Dick Cheney: "Good Good....now all you have to do is walk thirty paces in that direction" Mr. Whittington slowly trods off in the direction indicated.
Harry Whittington: "THIS GOOD MR. VICE PRESIDENT!!"
Dick Cheney: "Perferct....mwahahaHa" BLAM!!!!

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Originally posted by Devil6

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i think they are skillfully using this to distract everyone from the other craziness going on that they want people to know about even less.

Dick Cheney: "Hey Harry how'd you like to do your country a great service?"
Harry Whittington:"well gee Mr. Vice President i'd be honoured"
Dick Cheney: "Good Good....now all you have to do is walk thirty paces in that direction" Mr. Whittington slowly trods off in the direction indicated.
Harry Whittington: "THIS GOOD MR. VICE PRESIDENT!!"
Dick Cheney: "Perferct....mwahahaHa" BLAM!!!!
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that is fucking hilarious...

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Originally posted by Nasty_One

[reply=Eragon]
No.9 birdshot hmmm, that's what they recommend for home defence around here.

9 shot? I'd say 7 shot to 4 shot. I preffer 00 buck shot.
Yeah, I heard yesterday that Dick Cheney shot a an elderly man in the face. Like he was just walking around Texas and said, "I don't like the cut of you jib old man." *BLAM*
Damn, the media are fucktards. I am surprised they didn't say, "An SUV was seen fleeing the scene." There are real stories goning on out there. Just no real reporters.
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(12 gauge)
00 (9 - .33 caliber pellets on average is too hard on the wallboard
01 (16 - .30)
04 (55 - .240 used by the FBI) - good enough for me

It was sad that this guy got hurt, hunting accidents happen to people way younger than Cheney.
The pathetic thing was how all the press people were acting all bent out of shape that THEY weren't
informed right away that this event happened. Like they should be called before 911 so they can
get their damn story out first and they're still whining and complaining about it. Pathetic.

Cheney plays Folsom.


http://cheneyplaysfolsom.cf.huffingtonpost.com/

18 hours or 180 hours who cares? Are they under any obligation to tell the press about this?
No of course not. Everybody they were required to notifed was notified promptly. The press could have found out about this like they found out about any averge humting accident-police blotter reports. The press just has their panties in a wad because they are not at the top of the list. They are filled with their own self importance and shocked that there are some who don't share the same high opinion of them as they have of themselves. What is a shame is that with everything else going on in the nation and the world the press and their Democratic party allies have nothing else to focus their energy on.