Hunting with Dick Cheney

Unless you've been living under a damn rock the past few days, you've seen what Dick Cheney, Vice President of the United States, did to a friend / hunting partner. If you're not sure, go here: http://www.cnn.com/2006/POLITICS/02/14/cheney/index.html.
Now, I've never been shot with bird shot before, but I imagine Harry Whittington isn't quite as pretty as he used to be (not saying much):



On to my proposal: I advocate that we should drop old phrases about people being ugly in favor of the phrase: "been hunting with Dick Cheney."

Follow my lead:

Don't say: "He fell out of the ugly tree and hit every branch on the way down!"
Instead: "He looks like he's been hunting with Dick Cheney!"

Don't say: "Man, she must've got beat nearly to death with the ugly stick."
Instead: "She's so damned ugly Dick Cheney must've mistaken her for a quail."

Don't say: "The best part of you ran down the crack of your momma's ass and ended up as a brown stain on the mattress!"
Instead: "Have you written your thank you to Dick Cheney for the facial reconstruction yet?

You heard it here second. And always remember:

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Originally posted by Scott2

And always remember:

No.9 birdshot hmmm, that's what they recommend for home defence around here.

damn

How come Cheney gets to shoot lawyers and the rest of us don't?
Where do I get one of those hunting licenses?

the moral of the story it to never step in front of dick or you might get sprayed in the face!





nothing?



is thing on?

I think it's funny that the media is having a fucking feild day with this.

Every time I turn on the TV, I hear The Vice President shot his hunting partner in the face with a shotgun, more at 11.

hunting with dick cheney has classified as hazardous to your health

Dick Cheney is . . . Quayle Hunter



He'll get the right one this time. If he doesn't have a heart attack first.

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Originally posted by Eragon

No.9 birdshot hmmm, that's what they recommend for home defence around here.

Yeah, shotguns can make a real mess of someone - special forces use them!

The Big Dick strikes again

good news ladies and gentlemen, we have located weapons of mass destruction..It's Dick Cheney

You guys better be careful, especially with all the wire tapping going on. Cheney will personally come to your house with the FBI and shoot you in the face.

I pack protection. No, not the extra small condom in my wallet neither.


If Cheney shot me, he better hope it would kill me, cause I'd shot back.

Not only the most evil guy in the world, also a lousy shot.

Guy had a heart attack today too.... what bad luck this lawyer has..

I heard he shot Tupac and Biggie too, ..... nobody talks about that

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Originally posted by Eragon

No.9 birdshot hmmm, that's what they recommend for home defence around here.

9 shot? I'd say 7 shot to 4 shot. I preffer 00 buck shot.
Yeah, I heard yesterday that Dick Cheney shot a an elderly man in the face. Like he was just walking around Texas and said, "I don't like the cut of you jib old man." *BLAM*
Damn, the media are fucktards. I am surprised they didn't say, "An SUV was seen fleeing the scene." There are real stories goning on out there. Just no real reporters.

The Daily Show jumps in on the fun

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=loQeL9Tjwr8&search=daily%20show%20cheney

This is not funny. I was also shot once. It was friendly fire as well. It was so friendly it came from my own gun.
Although, this gives me an idea. I wonder if Teresa would like go hunting some time. Maybe she can wear her warm cap with all the feathers in it??? Hum....

*kasuls all fewcher hunting trips with Dick*