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I guess Honda grew up in Failville, North Caroloser.. You can take the honda out of the failure park but you can't take the failure park out of Honda..













Had to do it.. it was to easy not to.

Little Miss FeFe was drinking her tea,
Causing her to have to go pee,
Along came a spider,
Who sat down beside her,
Scaring the piss out of her in the most literal way.





so get this.

i drink iced tea all the time, and of course tea makes you have to pee on a really regular basis

so yesterday after everyone but me had left the office i had to pee really badly. so i go into the bathroom here at work and there is the most MASSIVE spider just chilling above the pisser. he was so big you could see the hair on his legs. he was totally freaking me out.

so i was like OMG i have to pee too badly, i cant take the time to kill it and plan my attack and get-away if the plan doesnt work and all.

so then im quickly planning my course of pissing action. i finally decide theres no time for that, and im peeing like leaned as far forward as possible, looking over my shoulder at the wall behind me staring at the spider the whole time.

and im thinking like ok what am i going to do if he starts to move towards me?! id have to jump up and run mid piss and there would be piss everywhere and screaming echoing through the bathroom, it would be fucking madness.

luckily he didnt move. and when i was done i hit him with the broom and he ran away, i THINK i hit him hard enough to kill him but he got away while he was injured and im not sure that i got him



..... now im scared to go piss every time


its terrible.

:P

^^^

Now that's some funny stuff right there Fefe!

@-FeFe,, thats the good thing bout having a dong, we can shoot moving targets..

And we practice everytime we pee in the bowl..

Its good to have a piss-tol..

But the mental pic of that story is classic,, My wife is the same way..

well im normally not SO much of a pussy when it comes to spiders


but that spider was SO big that it was freaking me out. with its legs and all, it was bigger than the palm of my hand by quite a bit

spiders turn some of the bravest into pussies.. especially big o'fat hairy ones..

so... youre comparing me to your wife... :P


thats a little intimate dont you think?

because you fuck your wife, and all


:O

Spiders....meh...no biggie..I like tarantulas

@ Fefe, , and all.... Yes, I guess your right there..

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Originally posted by FeFeHumHum

and im thinking like ok what am i going to do if he starts to move towards me?! id have to jump up and run mid piss and there would be piss everywhere and screaming echoing through the bathroom, it would be fucking madness.

Obviously the thing to to would have been to scream "SPAAAAAAARTA!" and kick the spider into the toilet.

how would i kick him into the toilet when im sitting on the toilet?

After you jump up, but before you run around screaming.

so youre suggesting i kick while pissing still?


yeah, that would have been the much better plan

Hey, it's not any worse than running around while pissing. And it's much funnier.

anyone notice how negative and insultive honduh has been lately?
is it me or did someone do a real big shit in his cereal?

please explain honda..

he is a bit haughty these days

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Originally posted by Latino

anyone notice how negative and insultive honduh has been lately?
is it me or did someone do a real big shit in his cereal?

please explain honda..

IMO, hes gotta a Honduh complex..

@-Feef, You could have gone into the mens room. Since you were the only one there..

on second thought, Your better off with the spider..

*Vibrator update*

Sis-in-law, just got home from work and Im texting her through the getting to know the thing stage. ,, shes a little nervouse.. She needs a couple drinks.. This could get funny..

Hasn't Honda always been insulting?