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Honda would like sum special aids spam

Starter: TickLes Posted: 17 years ago Views: 12.6K
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#3732051
Lvl 28
Oh also, I got the limited edition Metal Gear Solid 4: Guns of the Patriots.

WIN WIN WIN
#3732052
Lvl 16
Quote:
Originally posted by Honda_X

In case anyone was curious..I got my wisdom teeth out this morning. Everyone told me I would be all high, and unable to walk or talk..and I would passout and have to be carried out of the office and all kinds of bullshit, it's leading me to believe everyone is a total pussy, I woke up after my surgery..clenched my fists, wiggled my feet..and realized instantly I was thinking clearly and was fine. I'm not "totally high"..or anything of the sort...what a bunch of fucking bullshit, the only difference right now, from last night..is right now I have cotton in my mouth and a bandage from my IV. God, I was actually expecting something interesting, I was up all night last night, and the night before I was at work..so the last time I actually slept was Tuesday morning.

It's all some kinda scam, people really want to have stories to tell other people or something "ZOMG, I had surgery and the pain meds totally fuxored my shit..I was all super high n' shit." It's fucking total bullshit, everyone is a total pussy or a complete liar. I know my pain meds are working because my mouth doesn't hurt...but I'm not even tired, In fact I might go play Gran Turismo 5..

Just letting you all know I survived, I know you were all dying to hear about it.

Also, 90% of people are pussies and or liars.


I got mine out in High school and your right, I thought this is gonna be sweet.. Nope, my brother came with me to drive me home but his car was broke.. So we had to barrow someones YUGO..... for real.. A fucking Yugo.. When I got out
of surgery and seemed to be OK,, my dickhead brother made me drive cause he was to emberaced..

The fucker was more willing to die than to drive that Mr. Bean POS.. I was just High enough not to care..

In short, Honda is right, people are pussies or liars.




















A fucking ... Yugo!!!





#3732053
Lvl 28
That's pretty hot shit chief...I'm glad to know I'm not the only one who can see through everyones poppycockery.

Although after my codeine wears off, my mom is going to hook me up with some delicious Percocetes, Demerol or Oxycotin..my mom is so gawd damn awesome...with her little wee drug store safe. Peaceful sleep will be peaceful.
#3732054
Lvl 16
*notices that the random pics on the frontpage aren't very random*
#3732055
Lvl 59
Quote:
Originally posted by Honda_X

It's all some kinda scam, people really want to have stories to tell other people or something "ZOMG, I had surgery and the pain meds totally fuxored my shit..


Yeah.

When I had mine out I think I took a nap or something in the afternoon, then I went to a food-festival thing (because there is lots of jailbait there, LDO) that our town has and ate some burgers and shit. It was really no big deal. And everyone was telling me my face was going to blow up like the Hindenburg or some shit, but that was all nonsense.

Pretty weak, overall.
#3732056
Lvl 13
wtf fuck is going on here and i went back and read what did i do last nite
#3732057
Lvl 8
holy shit, almost missed the spam thread.

and im single again


not like it surprises me anymore, just cuz im in japan, and shes in Illionis. its only like 6.5k miles

WAIT!!!!!!!!
fuck this, Im going to TOKYO
#3732058
Lvl 16
anyone seen NG lately..
#3732059
Lvl 13
do y'all have a date or what?
#3732060
Lvl 19
Quote:
Originally posted by RumDum

anyone seen NG lately..


Yup. About 30 seconds ago.

She got the cast off and has been wallowing in misery ever since.

Apparently, she didn't realize that the cast was to help support the ankle while it healed. Now that it's off, she tries (that being the key word) to go on about life like nothing happened... Oops! It still not healed.

So she's got a franken-boot that she despises wearing. Her solution is to stay in bed and not wear it.
#3732061
Lvl 13
the dummy tell her i did the same thing and to wear the boot or she is band from spamming for like two days



well the nite crew still has not cleaned up after me and rum and bdww got shit face in here last nite and that little blond haired boy is still in the corner wtf
somebody get him a scarf
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#3732062
Lvl 28
Quote:
Originally posted by RumDum

anyone seen NG lately..


Yeah, earlier today when they gassed me I had some nightmares...she was there, KY wrestling with Rosie O'donnell.
#3732063
Lvl 28
What in the blue fuck?

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g3scnDqvHGs&eurly[/youtube]
#3732064
Lvl 24
Quote:
Originally posted by MeatU2

...

Yup. About 30 seconds ago.

She got the cast off and has been wallowing in misery ever since.

Apparently, she didn't realize that the cast was to help support the ankle while it healed. Now that it's off, she tries (that being the key word) to go on about life like nothing happened... Oops! It still not healed.

So she's got a franken-boot that she despises wearing. Her solution is to stay in bed and not wear it.




damn, its like the worst cycle ever of shit
#3732065
Lvl 59
#3732066
Lvl 28
Wow, that's quite the bargain..I'm going to start giving hot girls around town meth...

Also, is she getting fucked over a bail of hay?

Lulz @ Montana.
#3732067
Lvl 59
Quote:
Originally posted by Honda_X

Also, is she getting fucked over a bail of hay?


by a lumberjack, apparently.


#3732068
Lvl 8
Quote:
Originally posted by Honda_X

What in the blue fuck?

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g3scnDqvHGs&eurly[/youtube]


and this is the kinda shit you look up when your on the internet? wow Honda, wow
#3732069
Lvl 28
Quote:
Originally posted by 69cuda

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and this is the kinda shit you look up when your on the internet? wow Honda, wow


You're right, needs moar bestiality.
#3732070
hello
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