Honda would like sum special aids spam

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Originally posted by Bangledesh

I got vicodin when I had my wisdom teeth pulled.

But only used 1-2 pills from like a 30 pill container... total waste...

They gave you vicodin?!..SAYYY WHHHAT?!

They tried to stick me with mother fucking Tylenol 3s...luckily my mom happens to have a drug store in her safe, then I lulzed the pain away.

Seriously though..your dentist sounds like a cool mother fucker. I got a 5 minute speech from the receptionist telling me not to take the Tylenol 3s as a recreational drug....oh snap, it might take away my headache pain..lets all get fucked up! What a bitch, I spend 21 years without doing any drugs, of any kind..and she gives me a speech about T3s..

Luckily I didn't go all Chuck Norris on her, and stare at her for awhile until I read her like a book..(or something)

yeah, vicodin.


And when I dislocated my toe and jacked the hell out of my writst after getting hit by a car, they freaking pretty much offered me any drug I wanted. It was funny, because it didn't hurt at all (well, it was like a 1.5-2/10) and so finally they settled on giving me tylenol to reduce the swelling before they reset the toe and messed with my wrist.

It was funny because it was like:
"On a scale of 10 how bad does it hurt?"
"about a 2"
"Really? Ya want some (don't remembered what they offered)?"
"nope, I'm good"
"how about some (don't remember)?"
"nah, it's cool."
(repeat 2-3 more times for assorted drugs)
"oh... well we're gonna give you some tylenol so that the doctor can reset your toe, and then we'll see what's wrong with your wrist"
"dandy"

You have universal health care, but we've got the doctors willing to hand out drugs in exchange for a hefty payment from the insurance companies. sucka.

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Originally posted by Bangledesh

You have universal health care, but we've got the doctors willing to hand out drugs in exchange for a hefty payment from the insurance companies. sucka.

Oh, it all makes sense now...you lulzy Americans and your drugs.

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Originally posted by Honda_X

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Oh, it all makes sense now...you lulzy Americans and your drugs.

You and your ...maple syrup and Captain Kirk.

Captain Kirk was Canadian?

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Originally posted by TickLes

Captain Kirk was Canadian?

Unfortunately.

Do all Canadians wear those strange outfits?

Yes. If you've ever been to Canada you know they all look like this:

Canadians are all cunts??

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Originally posted by Bangledesh

I got vicodin when I had my wisdom teeth pulled.

But only used 1-2 pills from like a 30 pill container... total waste...

your lucky, the marines that get there teeth pulled over here, get Motrin and some other thing that starts with a P

and the doc's give out Motrin like its candy

you got a tooth ache, motrin
you got a headache, motrin
your legs broken, motrin
you cant move your finger, motrin

jeezz

give em somthing worth popping
like

Codine or vicadin

English soldiers just carry on regardless. They don't need analgesia

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Originally posted by TickLes

English soldiers just carry on regardless. They don't need analgesia

Well then old chap, the UK should reclaim America..for the lulz.

Then fine people for being overweight.

i think they should start fining people in Canada for being either stupid or cunty


you'd be like the king of fail, and broke




i love that my avatar has like mountainous titties


and im starving

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Originally posted by FeFeHumHum

i think they should start fining people in Canada for being either stupid or cunty

Me to. Then maybe America would take notice and all the douchecocks over there would stop being so damn annoying. Have you ever been to New York? Pretty much everyone is a supercunt.

But the same can be said for Montreal..so I do see your point, missy melons.












Also, did you notice my avatars hand now flashes?

It's pretty extreme.

check out my vid cap from my Quake session.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8aJjMOy-Ops

*doesn't check it out*



Actually I would, but dial up and all.

@ bdww - whats up today, tetherball titties? :P

*walks over to Feef, spins her round, dips her, kisses her gently* Hello Pookie, like my lil video?

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Originally posted by BDWW

like my lil video?

She told me she thought it was pretty good, only your dick was kinda small..and the girl you were fucking looked like an old leathery man.


Oh, you mean the Quake thing....

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Originally posted by Honda_X

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She told me she thought it was pretty good, only your dick was kinda small..and the girl you were fucking looked like an old leathery man.


Oh, you mean the Quake thing....