Honda vs Fatty...Tales from the Spam. (not the spam thread)

Anyway, she came back on Wednesday or Thursday. (unfortunately)

I was sitting in the break room before my shift at 7:30am..talking to my friend Kevin about music or some shit..and she walks up and sits down and starts talking with Kevin...(I instantly lost respect for him)

Kevin: Sup..fatty(her actual name)...where you been?

Fatty: I was off sick..it was SOOOO bad (blah blah, doctor..blah blah ate ice cream)

Kevin: I missed you, it was kinda shitty here without you..

Fatty: (completely ignoring me)..was anything different while I was gone..(all flirty and shit)

Honda: It smelled a lot better...

Kevin: I just missed you, it's cool chatting with you in the morning..

Fatty: So, while I was off did anything drastic change?

Honda: (still being ignored)..Apparently a lot less food was eaten, the cafeteria staff is throwing away garbage bags of food...as I'm sure you're aware. (Implying she eats trash or something, it was early..I dunno)

Fatty: Do you still work here?

Honda: No, this is where I come to hang now..(annoyed look)

Fatty: You're not very funny you know that, Kevin isn't laughing..

Honda: I'm extremely funny, Kevin is just a very desperate man.. (he's still sitting right there)

Kevin: Dude, why are you being so uncool to (fatty)

Honda: Because I'm hoping my insults cause cancer.

Fatty: *gets up and leaves*

Once Kevin finally fucking manned up he came over and told me how hilarious I am..and that he couldn't laugh because he likes her or some shit...We won't talk again, he must be blind or something. People need to stop sucking so bad..work is so boring lately, gawd. I'm on the damn night shift, I gotta work in an hour and fifty minutes...

I hope fatty is there, and moar lulz roll in.


For Lindros:

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Also, she was a ninja, probably enjoys buttsecks and owns a killer tomato

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Originally posted by Honda_X

Anyway, she came back on Wednesday or Thursday. (unfortunately)

I was sitting in the break room before my shift at 7:30am..talking to my friend Kevin about music or some shit..and she walks up and sits down and starts talking with Kevin...(I instantly lost respect for him)

Kevin: Sup..fatty(her actual name)...where you been?

Fatty: I was off sick..it was SOOOO bad (blah blah, doctor..blah blah ate ice cream)

Kevin: I missed you, it was kinda shitty here without you..

Fatty: (completely ignoring me)..was anything different while I was gone..(all flirty and shit)

Honda: It smelled a lot better...

Kevin: I just missed you, it's cool chatting with you in the morning..

Fatty: So, while I was off did anything drastic change?

Honda: (still being ignored)..Apparently a lot less food was eaten, the cafeteria staff is throwing away garbage bags of food...as I'm sure you're aware. (Implying she eats trash or something, it was early..I dunno)

Fatty: Do you still work here?

Honda: No, this is where I come to hang now..(annoyed look)

Fatty: You're not very funny you know that, Kevin isn't laughing..

Honda: I'm extremely funny, Kevin is just a very desperate man.. (he's still sitting right there)

Kevin: Dude, why are you being so uncool to (fatty)

Honda: Because I'm hoping my insults cause cancer.

Fatty: *gets up and leaves*

Once Kevin finally fucking manned up he came over and told me how hilarious I am..and that he couldn't laugh because he likes her or some shit...We won't talk again, he must be blind or something. People need to stop sucking so bad..work is so boring lately, gawd. I'm on the damn night shift, I gotta work in an hour and fifty minutes...

I hope fatty is there, and moar lulz roll in.

Your friend sucks donkey cocks. First, everyone knows it's cool to laugh at a girl at her expense. Even hot ones. They dig that shit for some reason. Probably because they're girls and thus naturally a bit screwy anyway. Second, you always side with your buddies over some chick, even if you dig her. Third, you don't dig stinky fatties who are fat.

These are the rules of life, and your 'friend' has failed them miserably.

I hope fatty is there

i thought so


the boy is in love with his awsomeness

good storry again buddy see ya my day is complete

Fatty requested a transfer to a different department...

...I was advised by a supervisor to try harder to create a non-hostile working environment.

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Fatty requested a transfer to a different department...

...I was advised by a supervisor to try harder to create a non-hostile working environment.

That means they are getting set up to end your Ice Cream packer career. Couple of warnings and then BAM....hit the road jack....

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Originally posted by Honda_X

Fatty requested a transfer to a different department...

...I was advised by a supervisor to try harder to create a non-hostile working environment.

but for there shall be no more Honda vs. Fatty stories.

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but for there shall be no more Honda vs. Fatty stories.

Maybe, they're moving people around next week....so I'll get a whole new crew..

There are plenty of fatasses in this place who need to be taken down a notch.