Honda vs Fatty...Tales from the Spam. (not the spam thread)

I reckon you should fuck her... would be a crack up... but please for the love of god dont post pics....

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Originally posted by FeFeHumHum

because i have a thing against the Swedes? :P

Was it really that bad to talk to me before that you don't want to do it again?

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Originally posted by Honda_X

@Ves: Because she has a thing against Swedes.

So it seems.



I feel depressed...

I am a fatty girl with a black boyfriend and am quite offended at this tomfoolery!

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Originally posted by Vesuvius

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Why you call him and not me?

She used to try to talk to me.

That stopped shortly after she realized that all I say on the phone is "neat", "soo...", "okay", and "hmm..."


...She shoulda seen that one coming.

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Originally posted by Bangledesh

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She used to try to talk to me.

That stopped shortly after she realized that all I say on the phone is "neat", "soo...", "okay", and "hmm..."


...She shoulda seen that one coming.

Well, I don't say strange stuff like that so that doesn't explain it.

hmm... okay ... soo.... neat!!

Yeah, that's exactly how I don't speak.

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Originally posted by EricLindros

I am a fatty girl with a black boyfriend and am quite offended at this tomfoolery!

now your avatar make sense!!!!!

So anyway..there was a breaking development last Thursday, but I didn't feel like typing out the whole conversation so I'll just post the better parts of the convo:

*I'm on slowlane, shes on fastlane..we're side by side*

Fatty: Do you smell that?

Honda: (can sense an oncoming insult, counters) Yeah, it smells like a barn yard.

Fatty: I think it's you.

Honda: Impossible, unlike yourself I shower daily...

Fatty: I shower daily..

Honda: Yeah, I reckon they would hose you off with the other livestock.

*Amy walks up*

Amy: Do you smell that Honda?

Honda: Yeah, it smells of sweat and sadness.

Fatty: Do you guys really smell something?

Amy: Yeah, It smells like unwashed ass.

Honda: Like ass that was left in the sun, and gone rancid.

Fatty: *requests washroom break*

I'M FUCKING SERIOUS..SHE WENT TO THE WASHROOM RIGHT AFTER THAT..

Amy and I highfived after that...it was soooo god damn funny.

While she was gone they shut down the machines and we started doing a "Clean in Place" or "CP"..So Fatty comes back, and the leadhand goes "Hey, (her name)..Go wash up" (for the CP...but she thinks it's because she smells bad) Sooo she starts flipping her shit.

Fatty: THIS IS FUCKING BULLSHIT, I DO NOT SMELL BAD.

Leadhand: *stands looking puzzled*

Amy: *Laughs uncontrollably*

Honda: *Points and laughs*

Fatty: *storms off*


She went home, after claiming she was sick...it was hard to do a 3 person job with 2 people..but we managed. Plus it was worth it just not having that pile of shit hanging about. Anyway, the only really lulzy part of the story is the fact shes not back yet..she took off Friday, and today. It's possibly she wont ever come back...and my awesomeness has caused her to quit. BAWHAHAWHAHA

You'll miss her when she's gone. Just wait and see.

Any more Candice stories?

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Originally posted by Honda_X

So anyway..there was a breaking development last Thursday, but I didn't feel like typing out the whole conversation so I'll just post the better parts of the convo:

*I'm on slowlane, shes on fastlane..we're side by side*

Fatty: Do you smell that?

Honda: (can sense an oncoming insult, counters) Yeah, it smells like a barn yard.

Fatty: I think it's you.

Honda: Impossible, unlike yourself I shower daily...

Fatty: I shower daily..

Honda: Yeah, I reckon they would hose you off with the other livestock.

*Amy walks up*

Amy: Do you smell that Honda?

Honda: Yeah, it smells of sweat and sadness.

Fatty: Do you guys really smell something?

Amy: Yeah, It smells like unwashed ass.

Honda: Like ass that was left in the sun, and gone rancid.

Fatty: *requests washroom break*

I'M FUCKING SERIOUS..SHE WENT TO THE WASHROOM RIGHT AFTER THAT..

Amy and I highfived after that...it was soooo god damn funny.

While she was gone they shut down the machines and we started doing a "Clean in Place" or "CP"..So Fatty comes back, and the leadhand goes "Hey, (her name)..Go wash up" (for the CP...but she thinks it's because she smells bad) Sooo she starts flipping her shit.

Fatty: THIS IS FUCKING BULLSHIT, I DO NOT SMELL BAD.

Leadhand: *stands looking puzzled*

Amy: *Laughs uncontrollably*

Honda: *Points and laughs*

Fatty: *storms off*


She went home, after claiming she was sick...it was hard to do a 3 person job with 2 people..but we managed. Plus it was worth it just not having that pile of shit hanging about. Anyway, the only really lulzy part of the story is the fact shes not back yet..she took off Friday, and today. It's possibly she wont ever come back...and my awesomeness has caused her to quit. BAWHAHAWHAHA

Amy cute?

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Originally posted by Diz-X

hmm... okay ... soo.... neat!!

Diz just stole my words!

Anyone beside me think there might be some sort of sexual tension between Honda and his nemesis? Like one day they are going to fight then begin making out and Honda will be smothered during gross blob sex?

..yeah .... now that you say.....

http://www.whatboyswant.com/forum_read/4126044/1/10

now we know the true story behind that thread.....he's just afraid to come out with it...

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Originally posted by SyPTo

..yeah .... now that you say.....

[ Link ]

now we know the true story behind that thread.....he's just afraid to come out with it...

great work mate....i guess you solved the mystery

lolz.

it's funny when you can make loser people quit.


I once made a dumb-fatty quit through insults and funny comments. That was a good day.

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Originally posted by Kanzen

Anyone beside me think there might be some sort of sexual tension between Honda and his nemesis? Like one day they are going to fight then begin making out and Honda will be smothered during gross blob sex?

She looks like Roise O'Donnell.

Reading that post made me picture it....which almost made me throw up.

@Lindros: I've heard she's just taken a leave of absence.

I hope she did quit though, it would make me laugh..teasing someone into quitting.

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Originally posted by Honda_X

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She looks like Roise O'Donnell.

Reading that post made me picture it....which almost made me throw up.

My job here is done.

great work Honda


by your definition of her, she sounds more like Mimi from the Drew Carey show


great story... oh Amy cute?

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Originally posted by Honda_X

I've heard she's just taken a leave of absence.

I hope she did quit though, it would make me laugh..teasing someone into quitting.

Damn, does that mean there won't be any more updates to this thread?

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Originally posted by Suckrates

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Damn, does that mean there won't be any more updates to this thread?

that would suck