Have you ever done anal?

Anal's a no no

Anal.. on myself ?

most women learn to enjoy anal sex through the 'oops' method

Just get her high on ketamin, hold her down and force it in!

yeah, just great steve, let's all get our girls high and rape them....not cool
Some girls like it, some don't. You just have to deal with whatever you are working with.

It is something I would love to try with my wife, but it is a no-go (more like never-go).

in england when you get married the wife has to do whatever the husband says - its the law!

But moonbeam, if you really want to convince this girl that it´s a good thing to do.
Go to sexshop and buy a dildo, of the same size as your own dick.

Before having sex tell your girlfriend that she can put this dildo up in your ass and make like if she was fucking you with it.
Then and only them, if you can look her into her eyes and say to her, without crying like a little baby, that you have had the time of your life and wouldn´t mind to get some more afterwords, you might have convinced her to let you go and stick you dick up in her ass.

That´s the only honest way to do it.

Edit
Sure, lets make everyone read this.

And now, it's waiting for any kind of positive results.

I shagged a few birds up the poop shoot, best thing is to get em to worship the ground u walk on first and then go in for the kill!

Adman you sick bestiality bastard. Those poor birds.

But could they still fly afterwords, those poor birds ?

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Originally posted by Kanzen

Adman you sick bestiality bastard. Those poor birds.

How old are you now Kanzen?

What was that..... a 21 yr old virgin?

Looks like someone didn't get his afternoon nap. Wah wah. HAHAHA

This should be good.

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Originally posted by Kanzen

Looks like someone didn't get his afternoon nap. Wah wah. HAHAHA

Your witty comebacks never cease to amaze me Kanzen!

As opposed to your near persistant whining amazing us?

is this still about anal sex?
or about getting butthurt?

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Originally posted by Kanzen

As opposed to your near persistant whining amazing us?

Look who's talking!