Have you ever done anal?

i hardly think thats reason enough to marry a girl.

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Originally posted by FeFeHumHum

i hardly think thats reason enough to marry a girl.

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Originally posted by evildewrag

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I do it very often with my girlfriend, she likes it very much.

so you did marry her?

even more

If you Gonna Fuck Ya Girl in the ass you better be ready for it yourself as one of my female friends said

take it real slow
use lots of lube

let her like it. dont rush it. a drink or two would help.

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Originally posted by moonbeam

Have any of you managed to get your missus to be convinced of giving anal sex a go? If you have, and even if you are a missus, please give me some pointers as to how to convince her? I would like to give it a go, preferably with her!!!

Well! You wont forget your first time!
What I did is very simple... I started to massage her body with mine, using alot of oil... After about 15-20 min. of it we started copulating... and when my girl friend was achieving her orgasm I pulled off and started to stimulate her orally, on both canals.
Then again with the bang, playing with my fingers on her anus... first one, then two... imagine the rest!

At the end is important to know if your girl friend is having a good time... if she's not... maybe she's not yet ready or she's not in to this kind of stuff...

I was amazed when my girl friend told me that it wasn't bad as she thought... to be honest, I think she really enjoyed it... and man!!!! I'M A LUCKY MAN!!!!

I can´t believe. Most of your never f******d your girls in the ass???

Just do it.

Share some good wine before (or moet&chandon oder Franziskaner Weißbier).

Take lube, if it hurts (either you or her). If no lube available, saliva will do.

Be sure she had a dump within the last few hours. Don´t try in the morning (very brown surprise ...).

Don´t ask her to do it. Do it, but respect her "NO" (she won´t say "NO" with a 90% chance).

Don´t ask her after some chili. That will hurt her definiteley - and fun is over.

Don´t change tunnels. There´s a lot of crap in the dark which causes a walk to the gyn.

If she swallows your best load afterwards. Do it after a hidden wipe over your member. But be prepared: she is going to kiss french after it. If you avoid this french kissing, you won´t get her anus ever again.

Have fun and meet my thread below.

A good clue is if you're spooning and kissing her neck, grind into her butt a little bit, but don't put it in. See if she likes it along the canal. I did that to my wife, and she was like, "have you ever thought about anal?" So, last weekend ironically, she mentions it again and we gave it a shot. The response was good.

Tried it out last night.

A lot of girls really like anal, but the first time is always the hardest if you excuse the pun.

Play with her arse, first lube it with her juices and get a finger in, then when shes getting excited aboutthe idea use loads of lube, use as much as you think then use as much again, you cant have too much lube, stretch her gently with your fingers and when the moment comes go in gently and listen to her.

Eventually she will get to love it and you may find she prefers it to vaginal sex, there are more nerve endings around the anus than the vagina and only her clit has more, just be patient and its so much easier if some of her girlfriends have done it and say how great it is..

Dont give up at the first try, but remember if she aint really turned on in the first place it aint goina happen.

Also remember we are all different and some girls have very tight anuses others less so. Chances are she will love being fucked with a finger in her arse as well as your cock in her vagina so try that first and she'll get to feel how great anal could be.

Good luck mate, it'll be worth it...

I always find while fucking them from behind and and dripping some spit andrubbing thier asshole with your thumb and inserting it after a little bit will get them hot enough to try it. They'll atleast let you know if they like it or not and if you don't actually do it the first time it'll plant the thought in thier head for later. Ease her into it.

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Originally posted by HighGuy

I always find while fucking them from behind and and dripping some spit andrubbing thier asshole with your thumb and inserting it after a little bit will get them hot enough to try it. They'll atleast let you know if they like it or not and if you don't actually do it the first time it'll plant the thought in thier head for later. Ease her into it.

Mate... Exactly!!!

I banged a girl in the ass twice, nothin' special, just more cleanup then usual

hopefully this thread will find its way to the lounge

"just stick it in!" - that might work with your garden variety hooker, but with your lady it's bound to give you a black eye and maybe some unwanted teethmarks on your next bj!

respect is crucial. mood is key. a few drinks never hurts. (beer)
first, go down on her. work it until she starts writhing and panting. get her charged up!
next, take your index finger and curl it up and lube the biggest finger knuckle up (saliva will do)
touch her anus. DO NOT PUT IT IN! the extra sensations should kick things up a notch. she will gradually slip it in when she is ready. you can move it up and down lightly. KEEP EATIN'!
after several minutes of this she will be ready. crawl up on her (leave her missionary) and start to move your penis to her ass. start working her pussy with your fingers. SLOWLY push your penis in and move your hand away. if you haven't came yet you will in about 3 seconds ()
better luck next time!

works for me every time.

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Thanks for alll the replies to my post!!! I have tried what you have all suggested - ie. a few drinks, make her FEEL comfortable, carress her anus, use lots of lube, slowly make your finger or tongue or schlong there. However, unfortunately, as soon as anything touches her there, she goes into a frenzy. Not a sexual frenzy, but an abusive one. Even if I start with my finger in a circular motion AROUND not on it, she starts.

So unfortunately it is a no-go. Thanx for trying.

If there are any femmes out there living in the west of oz, and would like to help me out, that would be greatly appreciated.

Thanks for alll the replies to my post!!! I have tried what you have all suggested - ie. a few drinks, make her FEEL comfortable, carress her anus, use lots of lube, slowly make your finger or tongue or schlong there. However, unfortunately, as soon as anything touches her there, she goes into a frenzy. Not a sexual frenzy, but an abusive one. Even if I start with my finger in a circular motion AROUND not on it, she starts.

So unfortunately it is a no-go. Thanx for trying.

If there are any femmes out there living in the west of oz, and would like to help me out, that would be greatly appreciated.

Ok, if your girl isn´t into it, YOU have to respect THIS.

You will have it with another girl. THAT SHE hast to restect, too.